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Funny story:  10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

Sammy Caruthers of Guildford announced yesterday his own provisional 23 man England football squad for the World Cup 2014 in Brazil this June. Sammy, who goes to school at St Margarets Church of England primary, said that changes could be made l...
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Funny story:  Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!!

Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!!

Costa do Sauipe, BRAZIL: FIFA 2014 WORLD CUP DRAW: Sir Geoff Hurst drew England into Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!! and officially Greg Dyke, Chairman of the FA, responded by drawing a finger across his throat, to signify Group D, D, D,...
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Funny story:  The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: The Draw

The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: The Draw

Italy, Uruguay and Costa Rica. Bloody hell. I'm sure that Sepp hates England. Ever since Panorama did a good job of filleting him and FIFA with all those corrupt banana republic bastards he's had it in for us. I can't see us getting a result wi...
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Funny story:  Low expectations key to England's World Cup success

Low expectations key to England's World Cup success

English football coach Roy Hodgson, who is also the football coach of England, has said that England's chances of winning next year's football World Cup in Brazil are small. It is a clever ploy to deliberately lower expectations, and discourage t...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

The final day of Wimbledon - traditionally the day of the mens final - was thrown into controversy early this morning when Andy Murray was refused entry by strict security staff. Murray - the first British mens finalist for 74 years - was turned a...
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Funny story:  Tiddlywinks World Cup To Come To Britain

Tiddlywinks World Cup To Come To Britain

Sports Minister, George Sad, unveiled Britain's bid to host the 2020 Tiddlywinks World Cup in his monthly press conference yesterday. Early estimates suggested that hosting the popular event will cost around £300 million. Mr Sad dismissed that...
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Funny story:  Beer and sex 'must be sold' at Brazil World Cup, says Fifa

Beer and sex 'must be sold' at Brazil World Cup, says Fifa

Beer and sex must be sold at all venues hosting matches in the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, football's world governing body, Fifa, has insisted. Fifa General Secretary Jerome Valcke said the right to sell beer and sex must be enshrined in a World Cup...
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Funny story:  1966 World Cup Final Footage Was Doctored By BBC Technicians - England Have Never Won The World Cup!

1966 World Cup Final Footage Was Doctored By BBC Technicians - England Have Never Won The World Cup!

Following the BBC Frozen Planet polar bear scenes - which were actually filmed in a zoo - controversy, a probably even more profoundly shocking revelation is about to rock the nation to its very foundations. Former BBC special effects wizard, Keit...
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Funny story:  England Drawn With Poland In World Cup Qualifying Group

England Drawn With Poland In World Cup Qualifying Group

In an unprecedented move, the FA are expected to field a team of naturalised Poles to represent England in the upcoming World Cup qualifying round against Poland. The move comes as English born players, heavily criticised in the press for their ex...
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Funny story:  Two headed python found living in Germany may be in training to take over from Paul the Psychic Octopus ready for the next World Cup of football

Two headed python found living in Germany may be in training to take over from Paul the Psychic Octopus ready for the next World Cup of football

A two headed Royal python has been discovered in an amphibian and reptile shop in Germany. The snake was born a year ago, and has two spinal cords and two heads - and they're both active. "The reptile has no physical problems or defects," say...
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Funny story:  Concern As Football Supporter Defections Reach New High

Concern As Football Supporter Defections Reach New High

Football supporters' clubs have expressed concern about the ease with which fans now switch club allegiances. 'It's changing the face of football,' lamented George "Kicker" Boot, the supporters' club chairman of, bottom of League Two, Stockport Co...
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Funny story:  Supper-Injuctions

Supper-Injuctions

Thise is the Laytexte Newe's Laitexet's bi'e Investitgratin'e Rep-otre We have of bine hearde of that theryr has of bin many storeiys what are of aboute theses supere-injuctshns what are of been happent to all suche premire legge foutballer ekc ekcet. What of is hase bine cafortin wiyth modiles gurl. Hore iss ite? Wee hav of evindense of otherr doin's ,like , whot is "suoepur-injutions"...
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Funny story:  Birmingham Keeper Halts England Career

Birmingham Keeper Halts England Career

Birmingham City 'keeper Ben Foster has declared himself unavailable indefinitely for international duty to further his club career. The 28 year old has been Joe Hart's England understudy for the last 2 years but has decided that being associated w...
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Funny story:  News has leaked out that Paul the Psychic Octopus has been cloned by German Scientists in readiness for next World Cup

News has leaked out that Paul the Psychic Octopus has been cloned by German Scientists in readiness for next World Cup

News has reached us that, before Paul the Psychic Octopus passed on to the great blue yonder, scientists in Germany had a plan to clone him. After all, they had nothing to lose and everything to gain. This top secret scientific plan was passed on...
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Funny story:  Artificial Clouds For World Cup

Artificial Clouds For World Cup

Scientists have proposed a radical innovation for World Cup 2022 in Qatar. There are major concerns at the Western nations' players ability to cope with the 100 degree heat in the Gulf state, prompting some sources to suggest that the tournament s...
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Funny story:  Origins of National Mourning Identified

Origins of National Mourning Identified

After studying the issue of national mourning for the last 2 years, sociologists at the Institute of Deep Thinking have come up with the theory that our increasing capacity for public outpourings of grief is inextricably linked with the premature dea...
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Funny story:  Summer World Cup for Qatar

Summer World Cup for Qatar

Sepp Blatter has confirmed that the 2022 World Cup in Qatar will definitely be played in the Summer. Despite widespread concerns amongst many of the European national associations at the prospect of their players having to put up with 40C temperat...
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Funny story:  Capello Backs 2026 World Cup Bid

Capello Backs 2026 World Cup Bid

Fabio Capello has thrown his weight behind the bid to host the 2026 World Cup. The England coach regards England as "the perfect country" as "the facilities and stadiums are really good". Lets not, of course, forget the quality air and rail lin...
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