Snowmass Ski Resort in Colorado has Mammoth Mountain, the California ski area, beat.
Not more snow.
Not better terrain,
Not a bigger mountain.
Snowmass has a REAL mammoth.
And a mastodon.
And a couple prehistoric bison.
And a prehistoric ground sloth.
This is all true.
Last year while enlarging Zeigler reservoir the crew unearthed a huge bone. Then another. Then a lot. And they we...
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