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Funny story:  Woody Allen: The Rumors Are Not True - I Am Not The Father of Kim Kardashian's Baby

Woody Allen: The Rumors Are Not True - I Am Not The Father of Kim Kardashian's Baby

NEW YORK CITY - Writer and director Woody Allen has told The Right Coast Revue that he is starting to feel like a combination of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Senator John Edwards who both fathered children with other women while they were married. Th...
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Funny story:  Woody Allen Pays for Plastic Surgery to Make Soon-Yi Look Like a Seven-Year-Old

Woody Allen Pays for Plastic Surgery to Make Soon-Yi Look Like a Seven-Year-Old

New York, NY Woody Allen's publicist has just announced that Allen's wife, the former Soon-Yi Previn, will undergo massive plastic surgery to make her look like she is seven years old again. "Soon-Yi lived on the streets of Vietnam for many of her...
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Funny story:  Scandalous stars for Sunday's Oscars Night

Scandalous stars for Sunday's Oscars Night

Los Angeles - Giant black holes 'as large as the Big Dipper' have appeared in two of Hollywood's most famous senior luminaries' birth charts as they ready to receive Lifetime Achievement Awards from the Oscars Committee. Woody Allen and Roman Pola...
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Funny story:  Woody Allen Talks About The Rumor He Fathered A Child With Marilyn Monroe

Woody Allen Talks About The Rumor He Fathered A Child With Marilyn Monroe

NEW YORK CITY - Woody Allen, who is 78-years-old, told Larry King during an appearance on The Viagra View that he is beginning to feel like a damn punching bag. Allen, who has been married to his step-daughter Soon-Yi-Previn for 16 years, has been...
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Funny story:  Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

New York - Last week 68 year old actress Mia Farrow joined a motley ragbag of Ecuador eco-corruption deniers such as Bianca Jagger, Kerry Kennedy and Trudie Styler as the latest cheerleader for Amazonbotch plaintiffs' bent lawyer Steven Donziger.
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Funny story:  Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Everyone knows that Woody Allen has a great brain and has made some great movies but Allen's body began playing out at 16 or 17 years old. The solution may be a new body being planned by scientists in New Orleans. Allen is paying millions requesti...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Acting Strange

Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Acting Strange

Word on the street is that Kristen Stewart is telling friends that her guy, Robert Pattinson, was acting strange and had done so before. Ms. Stewart began by telling friend, Taylor Lautner and he passed it on to others who wanted to help Pattinson...
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Funny story:  Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese See New York VERY Differently

Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese See New York VERY Differently

New York has always fascinated the writer, the artist, the poet and the thousand of gawking tourists who hang around outside the Good Morning America show hoping they'll get filmed for their family to see back in Wichita. But everyone sees the Big Apple with a different eye. Two of the cities biggest believers, Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese, seem to be viewing it from different planets. Just how...
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Funny story:  Woody Allen Victim of Exploding E-Cigar

Woody Allen Victim of Exploding E-Cigar

Actor and Producer Woody Allen was apparently the victim of a joke but no one will admit to having pulled it off. Knowing Woody's curiosity, some of his band mates (he plays clarinet with some friends) were discussing how great the new e-cigarett...
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Funny story:  Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Actress Mia Farrow has told reporters that her son may not be the offspring of her former husband Woody Allen but belong to first husband, Frank Sinatra. "I'm pretty sure he belongs to my first husband, Old Blue Eyes, not Old Balloon Eyes", she wa...
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Funny story:  Higgs Bosom Discovers Earth Is A Reality Show For The Universe - The Ratings Are Low

Higgs Bosom Discovers Earth Is A Reality Show For The Universe - The Ratings Are Low

There have been many confident announcements by physicists about the latest success of the Hadron Collider, (not to be confused with a fender bender). The Collider is located in a 17 mile ring beneath Switzerland, (land of chocolate and fondue) and F...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson Explains Typecasting

Pamela Anderson Explains Typecasting

MARINA DEL REY - Pamela Anderson was speaking before the annual convention of Motion Picture Stunt Men & Women when she was asked an interesting question. A stunt woman, identified as Maravilla "Bruises" Muggintocker, 29, asked her about the f...
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Funny story:  Woody Allen Propositions Lindsay Lohan With Contract She Can't Refuse - Adopting Her Rather Than Giving Her the Hoped for Movie Contract

Woody Allen Propositions Lindsay Lohan With Contract She Can't Refuse - Adopting Her Rather Than Giving Her the Hoped for Movie Contract

Oscar-winning writer and director, Woody Allen held talks last night with Lindsay Lohan, after she posted a twitter post asking for advice about her forthcoming film Liz and Dick, which looks at the life of Elizabeth Taylor. However US news editors t...
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Funny story:  Catching Up With Woody Allen And Soon-Yi

Catching Up With Woody Allen And Soon-Yi

New York - Comedian Woody Allen, 75, and his adult child bride Soon-Yi Previn Farrow Allen, 40, recently celebrated 13 years of wedded bliss in their own special way. While most observers in Hollywood never thought the two lovebirds would make i...
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Funny story:  Mubarak To Star In Next Woody Allen Romantic Comedy

Mubarak To Star In Next Woody Allen Romantic Comedy

Former President Hosni Mubarak is expected to star in the next Woody Allen romantic comedy which will be filmed in Cairo, Egypt. Currently in the center of news and a revolution, Allen feels Egypt would make an excellent location for his film. Att...
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Funny story:  Paris runs out of bread: to blame Woody Allen and Carla Bruni

Paris runs out of bread: to blame Woody Allen and Carla Bruni

The famous long, thin and crispy French baguette, so loved by visitors to France, has disappeared from the shelves of Paris bakeries. This was something which last happened 221 years ago (1789) and which sparked off the French Revolution and resulted...
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Funny story:  Script Leaked From New Woody Allen Porn Movie

Script Leaked From New Woody Allen Porn Movie

Famous Hollywood Director Woody Allen is shooting a new movie; this will be his first in the genre of pornography. He will both direct and star in the movie (and is also the producer and writer). A page of the script, where Allen encounters his first prostitute, was accidentally left at a New York City lunch counter. A monologue from that script is printed below: "How much do I have to pay...
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Funny story:  Woody Allen Says Obama Should Be Declared Dictator For Our Own Good

Woody Allen Says Obama Should Be Declared Dictator For Our Own Good

The usually joking actor may be turning into a joke himself as he stated yesterday that he thinks President Barack Obama should be declared dictator until he can get the United States out of the mess it finds itself in today. He is absolutely seri...
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