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Funny story:  Paul McCartney To Headline Woodstock 55+, An Active Living Concert!

Paul McCartney To Headline Woodstock 55+, An Active Living Concert!

This summer, Rock and Roll fans will again be defecating on the grass at Max Yasgur's dairy farm in Bethel New York, but this time it'll be in adult diapers!! Promoters announced that blood will once again be squeezed from the precious stone that...
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Funny story:  'OK, Woodstock was diabolically bad', stars admit

'OK, Woodstock was diabolically bad', stars admit

40 years after the legendary rock festival was held on a farm in Woodstock, it was admitted today by many of the top performers of the 1960s that rather than being the groundbreaking and culturally significant event in American history it had claimed...
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Funny story:  Singer David Crosby Remembers(?) Woodstock

Singer David Crosby Remembers(?) Woodstock

Actually, I recall very little except being there and being ...a little fuzzy. I think it was Crosby, Stills and Nash, that was us, our second performance. Of course, I'm Nash so I had to be there. Wait a minute..no, I'm Crosby. Remember all that was before I got arrested for drugs and put in prison for fleeing on my boat and Crosby loaning me all that money and ..Nash loaned me all th...
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Funny story:  Woodstock - Wow! Forty Birthday Candles!

Woodstock - Wow! Forty Birthday Candles!

WOODSTOCK, New York - It was billed as 'Three Days of Peace and Music' in New York State. It was The Woodstock Music Festival. The unprecedented musical event presently celebrating its 40th anniversary was held on Max Yasgur's dairy farm in mid-A...
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Funny story:  Last Woodstock festival Hippie exits Coma

Last Woodstock festival Hippie exits Coma

The last thing Johnny Tripoli remembered was an angel faced flower child handing him a joint. "Here," she said coyly, "try this. It's far out!" Now Johnny has dramatically awakened from a drug induced coma, covered with cow shit and insect bites fro...
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Funny story:  Dead Musicians to Perform at Woodstock 2009?

Dead Musicians to Perform at Woodstock 2009?

Supernatural activity of cosmic proportions will occur at Bethel, New York, if a local farmer's tale is true. Long deceased musicians will be performing at Woodstock 2009. When local farmer Zeke Henry was out shucking corn, some unexpected guests appeared to him, volunteering to perform at the 40th Anniversary Woodstock. Zeke Henry swears that he was not dreaming, has never taken L.S.D., and ha...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama launches Woodstock 2 - tells groupies "Come to my Love-In - make love not war"!

Barack Obama launches Woodstock 2 - tells groupies "Come to my Love-In - make love not war"!

Buoyed by his meteoric rise in the polls; ecstatic at his dizzying cult-like status, the invincible Barack Obama - America's new Love-God and Feel Good Guru has launched his latest rally - "Love-In - Woodstock 2".
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Funny story:  476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

Woodstock, New York (IP) - Shocking reports filtering out of upstate New York indicate that almost 500 people have lost their lives at the modern day Woodstock Rock festival.
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Funny story:  Woodstock Nation Becomes Incontinent Nation

Woodstock Nation Becomes Incontinent Nation

The year was 1969 and 450,000 people went to a pasture in Sullivan county and had a hell of a party.
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