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Funny story: Man wins woman of the year award

Man wins woman of the year award

A 38 year old man from Belfast, Northern Ireland has won this year's woman of the year award. Patrick McMahon, who works as a long distance truck driver delivering stationery, is said to be delighted at being this year's recipient. Speaking...
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Funny story: Playboy to Feature Cats and Women

Playboy to Feature Cats and Women

Playboy magazine is to include pictures of naked women and cats, as part of its redesign. Its owners have blamed the internet for making mainstream pornographic material freely and readily available to all. Playboy's target audience has drasti...
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Funny story: The Meaningless One Night Stand

The Meaningless One Night Stand

A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...
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Funny story: Free The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization

Free The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization

The re-emergence of the Free the Nipple Campaign has really taken hold with Feminists around the world especially here in the states. Based on the idea that a woman's nipples are no more offensive than a man's nipples, it has sparked the demand for...
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Funny story: Woman's Low Self-Esteem Scare Resolved after Challenging Dog to Socratic Debate

Woman's Low Self-Esteem Scare Resolved after Challenging Dog to Socratic Debate

The low self-esteem crisis of a woman in New York's Hudson Valley was narrowly averted last month when, in desperation, and just moments away from comfort-binging on a pint of Ben and Jerry's 'Phish' ice cream, she challenged her border terrier, 'Ber...
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Funny story: EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

WASHINGTON, DC - Little old ladies may find fewer places to spread their aroma after EPA officials took actions to protect people from second-hand perfume. But some are saying the proposed ordinance does not go far enough. The new law, if eventual...
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Funny story: 'Up the Women'

'Up the Women'

Britain is the home of Magna Carta and of the Suffragette, the place where the poor man, then Edwardian ladies, risked imprisonment, force-feeding and humiliation, in their fight for and ultimate achievement of the vote. But it seems that some Bri...
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Funny story: All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

For the first time in history, all the nominees for Best Actress at the Oscar's are women. The surprise turnaround follows sustained pressure from feminist activist groups, who called the decision to give the coveted Best Actress award to male no...
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Funny story: Forgetting your car is okay

Forgetting your car is okay

Many women forget to retrieve their cars when at the Boxing Day Sales. Many of us get so addled and precoccupied , we forget we even HAD the car with us and start to hail a taxi , only to remember the SUV in the underground Car Park!! Well here's some good news : No, it's NOT the Menopause and No , it's not an elaborate bid for attention from the local yummy Coppers, because we're looking fo...
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Funny story: Slimeballs of Salvation Make Demands

Slimeballs of Salvation Make Demands

A group of men calling themselves Slimeballs Of Salvation are threatening to show up at various Sexy Susan Lingerie Shops and slime customers with boogers and worms unless Sexy Susan comes out with a line of lingerie for slimeball women. Slim...
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Funny story: Wendy's Redhead Lady to Anchor 24-hour-a-day Sharkfest Channel

Wendy's Redhead Lady to Anchor 24-hour-a-day Sharkfest Channel

LOS ANGELES - A new cable channel that only features the lives and day-in and day-out behavior of every species of shark will be anchored all day and night, every day, by the Wendy's Redhead Lady. "I just got sick and tired of saying 'Now that's better' at the end of every commercial. It gets really old after a while," the woman, who is known by no other name except for 'The Wendy's Redhead Lad...
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Funny story: Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

A Fox & Friends segment on Monday warned women looking to succeed in business "not to raise their voices" and not to talk too much. Fox News host Steve Doocy introduced Sylvia Ann Hewlett, author of "Executive Presence." She suggested that w...
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Funny story: Girl Finally Meets 'Soul Mate' After 5 Relationships In 9 Months

Girl Finally Meets 'Soul Mate' After 5 Relationships In 9 Months

Kirsty Edwards admits to being a "hopeless romantic". Her status updates regularly feature posts on how "tired she is of guys" and how "there's no decent men out there". Every so often her friends are subjected to a fortnightly breakdown as the guy s...
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Funny story: FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

Washington D.C. - As the United States Federal government is about to run out of cash, our sources report that the FDA and the EPA are about to re-launch aspartame as a vitamin. In the light of a recent study showing that aspartame kills women (...
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Funny story: Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Dr. Larry Fudd says that most women do not understand why men are so fascinated with their body parts. "It's amazing to me that we aren't worse than we already are", he told Doctors Magazine. "I don't agree with that flog Freud...that Fraud Floyd.
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Admits He Recieved A Lot of Womanly Tips From Kim Kardashian's Masseuse

Bruce Jenner Admits He Recieved A Lot of Womanly Tips From Kim Kardashian's Masseuse

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Jenner, who by all accounts is on his way to becoming a her, confided a very personal fact to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette. Jenner told Miss Kixx that he learned a lot of womanly things from his wife Kris Kardashian-J...
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Funny story: A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

MILWAUKEE - Vareena May Pottpiffle, executive director for The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin has sent Sarah Palin a very strongly worded text message. Mrs. Pottpiffle told the woman known as "Snowflake" Palin to not even think about ru...
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Funny story: Dove Tells Women To Love Their Armpits

Dove Tells Women To Love Their Armpits

Many people have called New Jersey the "Armpit of America" for several reasons: 1. The state creates too much garbage and wastes. 2. It has more than a hundred toxic waste dumps, which is the highest of all the states. 3. It is the largest chemi...
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Trump Offers to Sell Soul to Devil to Win U.S. Presidential Election

The Devil laughs maniacally, then refuses, saying, "I already own your soul, Trump!"
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