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Funny story: Wendy's Redhead Lady to Anchor 24-hour-a-day Sharkfest Channel

Wendy's Redhead Lady to Anchor 24-hour-a-day Sharkfest Channel

LOS ANGELES - A new cable channel that only features the lives and day-in and day-out behavior of every species of shark will be anchored all day and night, every day, by the Wendy's Redhead Lady. "I just got sick and tired of saying 'Now that's better' at the end of every commercial. It gets really old after a while," the woman, who is known by no other name except for 'The Wendy's Redhead Lad...
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Funny story: Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

A Fox & Friends segment on Monday warned women looking to succeed in business "not to raise their voices" and not to talk too much. Fox News host Steve Doocy introduced Sylvia Ann Hewlett, author of "Executive Presence." She suggested that w...
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Funny story: "No More Women in The White House!" Say Republicans

"No More Women in The White House!" Say Republicans

Republicans today outlined several new planks in their 2016 Presidential Platform,designed to reassure conservatives. Number one is that no more women will be allowed to enter the White House, not even the First Lady. It will become a male only c...
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Funny story: Girl Finally Meets 'Soul Mate' After 5 Relationships In 9 Months

Girl Finally Meets 'Soul Mate' After 5 Relationships In 9 Months

Kirsty Edwards admits to being a "hopeless romantic". Her status updates regularly feature posts on how "tired she is of guys" and how "there's no decent men out there". Every so often her friends are subjected to a fortnightly breakdown as the guy s...
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Funny story: FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

Washington D.C. - As the United States Federal government is about to run out of cash, our sources report that the FDA and the EPA are about to re-launch aspartame as a vitamin. In the light of a recent study showing that aspartame kills women (...
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Funny story: Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Dr. Larry Fudd says that most women do not understand why men are so fascinated with their body parts. "It's amazing to me that we aren't worse than we already are", he told Doctors Magazine. "I don't agree with that flog Freud...that Fraud Floyd.
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Admits He Recieved A Lot of Womanly Tips From Kim Kardashian's Masseuse

Bruce Jenner Admits He Recieved A Lot of Womanly Tips From Kim Kardashian's Masseuse

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Jenner, who by all accounts is on his way to becoming a her, confided a very personal fact to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette. Jenner told Miss Kixx that he learned a lot of womanly things from his wife Kris Kardashian-J...
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Funny story: A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

MILWAUKEE - Vareena May Pottpiffle, executive director for The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin has sent Sarah Palin a very strongly worded text message. Mrs. Pottpiffle told the woman known as "Snowflake" Palin to not even think about ru...
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Funny story: Dove Tells Women To Love Their Armpits

Dove Tells Women To Love Their Armpits

Many people have called New Jersey the "Armpit of America" for several reasons: 1. The state creates too much garbage and wastes. 2. It has more than a hundred toxic waste dumps, which is the highest of all the states. 3. It is the largest chemi...
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Funny story: Washington Girl, 11, Shoots and Kills Cougar Tracking her Brother

Washington Girl, 11, Shoots and Kills Cougar Tracking her Brother

An 11-year-old girl shot a cougar that was following her 14-year-old brother to their home at Twisp, in north central Washington. The female cougar killed last week was about 56 years old and weighed about 220 pounds - twice of what it should w...
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Funny story: Men Must Not Submit To Wives' Kinky Desires

Men Must Not Submit To Wives' Kinky Desires

In elections for the Presidency in 2008 and 2012 Obama would not have won except for the women's vote. The same is true in many Congressional Districts currently held by democrats. Because of this, GOP House Speaker John Boehner has been providing...
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Funny story: 10 Things Men Can Do Better Than Women

10 Things Men Can Do Better Than Women

1. grow beards and mustaches, chest and back hair 2. snore so loudly it can be heard two doors down 3. hunt and fish in the summer, winter, spring, and fall 4. play 18 holes of golf at the same golf course for 30+ years 5. break wind so loud it can be heard two doors down 6. change flat tires, oil, spark plugs, fuel filter, transmission fluid... 7. belch so loud it can be...
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Funny story: 10 Things Women Can Do Better Than Men

10 Things Women Can Do Better Than Men

1. polish their toe nails while talking on the phone, eating a cheeseburger, and yelling at the kids 2. exercise at the gym without breaking a sweat 3. wear pointy, painful high heels all day 4. shop in all 500 stores at the Mall of America during one visit 5. pick out birthday, anniversary, Christmas, Valentine's, and Mother's Day gifts for themselves and everyone else 6. tr...
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Funny story: Local Man Having Problems In Bed

Local Man Having Problems In Bed

George Lincoln of Scorpion Falls, Arizona has been having a lot of trouble in bed the past six months. "I've been to doctor after doctor and specialist and health stores and shamans from six tribes of Native Americans and none of them have been ab...
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Funny story: Horny Think Tank?

Horny Think Tank?

An all Male Think Tank demands a week off a month or every six weeks as they are feeling frustration and need to rest their brains for awhile. "We are making some great discoveries but we need a short week every now and then to give our brains a r...
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Funny story: Twenty Reasons Why Dogs Will Never Be Woman's Best Friend

Twenty Reasons Why Dogs Will Never Be Woman's Best Friend

1. The dog gets to spend more time with her man than the woman does. 2. Why have a dog as a best friend when your other choice is a diamond? 3. I don't know how to put the "crotch sniffing thing" gently. 4. Slobbering, drooling, barfing, peeing, pooping in the house. 5. Flatulence! 6. The dog always get to sit between the woman and the man in the front seat of the car. 7.
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Funny story: Research Shows Women Scientists Would be More Useful at Home, says Woman Scientist

Research Shows Women Scientists Would be More Useful at Home, says Woman Scientist

Washington, D.C. - In a groundbreaking study involving the National Institute of Health, some women are hearing unexpected results. A study financed by the National Organization for Marriage, with no bias at all, shows that women scientists would act...
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Funny story: Women are not sexual beings

Women are not sexual beings

A well-researched scientific study done by two professors of Rapture Studies at Biola Christian University proves that women have no sexual urges or impulses. In the study, two sets of women between the ages of 18 and 27 served as the control gr...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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