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Funny story: A beauty contest with a twist: the world's ugliest woman 2017

A beauty contest with a twist: the world's ugliest woman 2017

Yes, it's true, by all appearances, she is reeking ugly and is the world's ugliest woman. She's still a virgin and her name is Phyllis Diller Bonham. In a competition usually comprised of the world's ugliest, the creepy looking Bonham beat out 6...
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Funny story: Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...
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Funny story: Crazy woman worked for the SOE agency

Crazy woman worked for the SOE agency

Spy News: It has come to the attention of the DR Congo that a crazy woman was enlisted with the British SOE in 1990 whilst working as a lingerie model and craving long black sausage. The SOE was never dissolved according to M16 officials. She...
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Funny story: Peroids just an excuse to moan.

Peroids just an excuse to moan.

Since the dawn of time, women have needed an excuse to be emotional, hysterical, moody, aggressive and crazy, normally all at the same time. Nowadays this behaviour is deemed acceptable, to the point that it cannot even be mentioned in spoken word or...
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Funny story: Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

NEW YORK, NY - Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact, still alive. Originally a set of principles for medieval knights, chivalry had, in more recent centuries lead...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's grandfather's will could be source of Trump's election loss

Donald Trump's grandfather's will could be source of Trump's election loss

The Will and Last Testament of Donald Trump's grandfather, Frederick C. Trump, has been discovered and is a major factor in this year's presidential election. According to the Will, located in the execute suite of the abandoned Trump Mahal casino in...
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Funny story: Area Feminist Just Wants Aggressively Masculine Man to Grab Her by the Pussy

Area Feminist Just Wants Aggressively Masculine Man to Grab Her by the Pussy

ST. LOUIS, MO - Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, local feminist activist Jessica Bell revealed that all she really, really wants is to be groped by a strange man, preferably one who adheres to rigorously strict gender norms. "Really, the rougher...
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Funny story: Trump's Lewd Comments Provoke Criticism from House Speaker Paul Ryan

Trump's Lewd Comments Provoke Criticism from House Speaker Paul Ryan

Washington DC - Republicans are distancing themselves once again from their own nominee for President Donald Trump, this time over comments Trump made in 2005 that were caught on tape. On the tape, Trump is heard talking about how his "fame" lets hi...
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Funny story: Man wins woman of the year award

Man wins woman of the year award

A 38 year old man from Belfast, Northern Ireland has won this year's woman of the year award. Patrick McMahon, who works as a long distance truck driver delivering stationery, is said to be delighted at being this year's recipient. Speaking...
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Funny story: Playboy to Feature Cats and Women

Playboy to Feature Cats and Women

Playboy magazine is to include pictures of naked women and cats, as part of its redesign. Its owners have blamed the internet for making mainstream pornographic material freely and readily available to all. Playboy's target audience has drasti...
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Funny story: The Meaningless One Night Stand

The Meaningless One Night Stand

A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...
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Funny story: Free The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization

Free The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization

The re-emergence of the Free the Nipple Campaign has really taken hold with Feminists around the world especially here in the states. Based on the idea that a woman's nipples are no more offensive than a man's nipples, it has sparked the demand for...
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Funny story: Woman's Low Self-Esteem Scare Resolved after Challenging Dog to Socratic Debate

Woman's Low Self-Esteem Scare Resolved after Challenging Dog to Socratic Debate

The low self-esteem crisis of a woman in New York's Hudson Valley was narrowly averted last month when, in desperation, and just moments away from comfort-binging on a pint of Ben and Jerry's 'Phish' ice cream, she challenged her border terrier, 'Ber...
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Funny story: EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

WASHINGTON, DC - Little old ladies may find fewer places to spread their aroma after EPA officials took actions to protect people from second-hand perfume. But some are saying the proposed ordinance does not go far enough. The new law, if eventual...
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Funny story: 'Up the Women'

'Up the Women'

Britain is the home of Magna Carta and of the Suffragette, the place where the poor man, then Edwardian ladies, risked imprisonment, force-feeding and humiliation, in their fight for and ultimate achievement of the vote. But it seems that some Bri...
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Funny story: All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

For the first time in history, all the nominees for Best Actress at the Oscar's are women. The surprise turnaround follows sustained pressure from feminist activist groups, who called the decision to give the coveted Best Actress award to male no...
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Funny story: Forgetting your car is okay

Forgetting your car is okay

Many women forget to retrieve their cars when at the Boxing Day Sales. Many of us get so addled and precoccupied , we forget we even HAD the car with us and start to hail a taxi , only to remember the SUV in the underground Car Park!! Well here's some good news : No, it's NOT the Menopause and No , it's not an elaborate bid for attention from the local yummy Coppers, because we're looking fo...
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Funny story: Slimeballs of Salvation Make Demands

Slimeballs of Salvation Make Demands

A group of men calling themselves Slimeballs Of Salvation are threatening to show up at various Sexy Susan Lingerie Shops and slime customers with boogers and worms unless Sexy Susan comes out with a line of lingerie for slimeball women. Slim...
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When is a US toy not a Chinese sex toy?

Chinese sex toy producers saves US giant toy retailer's neck by flogging its whole stock to them! US kids aint happy, but their dads certainly R, us too!
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