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Funny story: The Wombles top Glastonbury because no one else decent wants to play there!

The Wombles top Glastonbury because no one else decent wants to play there!

The Wombles from Wimbledon are topping Glastonbury this year because most decent bands avoid the festival like avoiding the pest. Mike Batt (slightly Batty) the founder of the famous kiddies show and writer of many of their ancient, very pathetic...
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Funny story: The Wombles are sueing Wimbledon because Serena is boring!

The Wombles are sueing Wimbledon because Serena is boring!

The Wombles are sueing Serena Williams for attempting to take over their patch and sending them all to sleep. It's bad enough that the Wombles are pretty "out" and nobody buys their records anymore (except Mike Batts kiddies), also the fact that o...
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Funny story: Flying Saucer Lands on Wimbledon Common

Flying Saucer Lands on Wimbledon Common

In the early hours of this morning April the first 2010, a silver coloured Flying Saucer, 50 feet wide, with red glowing lights all round and a strange eerie humming noise landed on Wimbledon Common. Great Uncle Bulgaria the leader of the Wombles...
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Funny story: Womble Faces Murder Charge.

Womble Faces Murder Charge.

Orinoco, the sleep loving Womble from Wimbledon Common, has been arrested and detained on suspicion of murder, after failing a routine drink driving test. The pointy nosed litter picker was stopped just outside Epping forest for driving erraticall...
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Funny story: Wombles Incite Refugee Camp Disturbances

Wombles Incite Refugee Camp Disturbances

Calais, France - Following the closure of the Sangatte refugee camp, eastern European economic migrants set up a squatter camp in woodlands close to the French port. However, riot police moved in this week in a bid to clear the camp, known locally...
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Funny story: Wombles on Endangered Species List

Wombles on Endangered Species List

Wombles, the beloved species that tidy Wimbledon Common are now officially on the Endangered Species list. The animals were added when Wimbledon Common was seen to be in a state of untidiness, and that the Wombles had not been seen for a while.
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Funny story: Missing Canoeists Wife Convicted Of Setting Womble Traps

Missing Canoeists Wife Convicted Of Setting Womble Traps

The wife of missing canoeist John Darwin, was today convicted of setting Womble traps in the garden of her Hartlepool mansion.
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Funny story: Wombles To Act As Consultants To Green Party

Wombles To Act As Consultants To Green Party

The Wombles, those pointy-nosed furry creatures that mope about on Wimbledon Common collecting and recycling rubbish, have been recruited as consultants by the Green Party, it has been revealed.
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Funny story: Womble wins Wimbledon

Womble wins Wimbledon

In a surprise twist in the tennis world, an unseeded Womble has won Wimbledon. The furry creature, named Tomsk, won the annual tennis contest controversially when his opponents were all disqualified for littering.
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Funny story: Great Uncle Bulgaria dies ages 242

Great Uncle Bulgaria dies ages 242

Former Womble leader, rubbish collection innovator and 1970's Pop Star Great Uncle Bulgaria has died peacefully at his Womble burrow home in Wimbledon, London aged 242.
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