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Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Funny story: Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Police were desperately trying to get Wolverhampton city centre moving again ths afternoon after it was gridlocked by herds of sheep. The bleating woolly-backs blocked all the main routes into and out of the centre and proved extremely difficult t...

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Sir Alex and his little lambs devoured by a pack of desperate, lean, mean, Wolves!

Funny story: Sir Alex and his little lambs devoured by a pack of desperate, lean, mean, Wolves!

It was proven yesterday that just because you are a spoilt multi-millionaire footy player playing for the biggest club in the world means not a lot when you enter the den of a pack of hungry "Wolves". In fact if you enter with the attitude of a fl...

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Lost World Found Near Wolverhampton

Funny story: Lost World Found Near Wolverhampton

Unbridled excitement in the West Midlands today when it was announced by binman and part time dinosaur hunter Stanley Cockloft that he had discovered a lost world a couple of miles away from Wolverhampton. Cockloft, who tends to drink copious quan...

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Wolverhampton County Council adopts Sharia Law

Funny story: Wolverhampton County Council adopts Sharia Law

In a shock statement today, Wolverhampton County Council have announced that they are to adopt Sharia Law principles in their day to day administration of council business. The Council statement, presented today by local Muslim councillor, Ahmed...

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Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

Funny story: Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

X-Men Origins star Hugh Jackman is said to be 'livid' after a stranger in a public toilet pissed down his leg and splashed his shoe in yet another leaking incident for the star of Wolverine - the tale of a Wolverhampton Wanders fan who grows a beard.

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Wolves Fans Offered Chance To Meet Mick McCarthy In 'Quit Smoking' Drive

Funny story: Wolves Fans Offered Chance To Meet Mick McCarthy In 'Quit Smoking' Drive

Long-suffering fans of one of the Football League's founding members, Wolverhampton Wanderers, are today licking their chapped lips over the mouth-watering opportunity of meeting one of the greatest managers in the club's history - none other than th...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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