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If Trump Only Had a Brain

Funny story: If Trump Only Had a Brain

Dorothy: What would Trump do with a brain if he had one? Do? Why, if Trump had a brain he'd . . . . He would while away the hours Conferin' with white papers And consultin' with his aides. And his hair he'd be scratchin' While solutions he was hatchin' If he only had a brain. He'd not waste his time on Twitter, Attacking every critter, In trouble or in pain. With the thoughts h...

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$3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

Funny story: $3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

New York - Last worn by Bert Lahr in the 1939 movie classic The Wizard Of Oz the big cat outfit was bought today for $3m as a seasonal gift. Sources close to the auctioneer's gavel said the buyer is believed to be the charitable arm of the Associ...

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Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

Funny story: Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes. You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers...

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Wizard of Oz Night at Fenway Park

In a desperate effort to keep their "sell out" streak going at Fenway Park, Red Sox ownership has authorized a special Wizard of Oz night for fans. To keep the streak alive as the team comes under attack from flying monkeys and belligerent talking...

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Profanity Added to 'The Wizard of Oz' for New Generation

HOLLYWOOD - In a bid to keep the property successful and relevant in the 21st Century, Turner Entertainment announced this week that the classic film The Wizard of Oz will be augmented with obscene language in preparation for a Summer theatrical rele...

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Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them

Funny story: Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them

The pushing and shoving, the brawls, the pepper spray. That's what some people wanting to snag themselves a pair of the latest Nike Air Jordans have had to endure. Is it worth it? Those in the know say YES. This is a product beyond compare.

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Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Funny story: Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate. Apparently, the a...

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The Real Reason Why Elton John Purchased Dorothy's Red Slippers That She Wore In 'The Wizard of Oz'

Funny story: The Real Reason Why Elton John Purchased Dorothy's Red Slippers That She Wore In 'The Wizard of Oz'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Elton John and his husband David Furnish visited America to show off the brand new addition to their family little Zachary Hickory Dickory John-Furnish. The proud pop and pop first visited New York City where they were the guests...

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Transplanted Heart Refuses To Be Put In Dick Cheney's Chest.

Funny story: Transplanted Heart Refuses To Be Put In Dick Cheney's Chest.

Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka- 'Tricky Dicky the Second') with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to put a foreign heart into the open breast of Mr. Cheney has resulted in rejection- not Mr...

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Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan hadn't been out of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic for more than two hours when she was approached by a noted Hollywood producer to star in the Lions Face Motion Picture Company film The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets H...

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Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Funny story: Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Former Government minister Ann Widdecombe is winning a new set of fans with her next Strictly Come Dancing stunt. During next weekend's film-themed show, Ann will play Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. And while Kara Tointon looks fits as a butche...

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Dorothy Reflects on Returning from Oz at Reunion

Funny story: Dorothy Reflects on Returning from Oz at Reunion

Garden City, KS - Dorothy Gail of Kansas turned 89 years old today. (Don't try to tell her she's older! Just a fair warning from one who tried!). We caught up with Dorothy as she was out walking Toto the XII on a dirt road near her farm on her way to a reunion with other Wizard of Oz characters. "Dorothy how does it feel 71 years later to have returned from a magical world like Oz to our world...

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Wizard of Oz Found Behind Kansas Voting Curtain

Funny story: Wizard of Oz Found Behind Kansas Voting Curtain

Early voting was suspended in Kansas yesterday when reports came out of several voting districts that the same man looking like a dead ringer for the Wizard of Oz was found coming from behind voting curtains with a screwdriver and muttering the words...

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New Wizard Of Oz With Dakota Fanning, Adam Lambert In 3D!

Funny story: New Wizard Of Oz With Dakota Fanning, Adam Lambert In 3D!

News today was that there is the possibility of a completely new Wizard of Oz that follows the original in story form, but in quite a different setting. For one thing, the "Kansas" scenes will still be in black & white but once Dorothy gets to...

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Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!

Funny story: Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!

Our source, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger has been telling us for weeks now that the eventual winner of the search for a Dorothy for The Wizard Of Oz will be none other than Andrew Lloyd-Webber himself. We didn't believe him.

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Kristen Stewart wants to be Dorothy

Funny story: Kristen Stewart wants to be Dorothy

Kristen Stewart wants to be Dorothy, in the Wizard of Oz, but has no chance of that happening in the West End Musical, in London, that is being done by Andrew Lloyd Webber, the weirdest man that ever appeared on television. Thousands of girls orig...

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Robert Downey Jr as Wizard of Oz we can do better than that

Funny story: Robert Downey Jr as Wizard of Oz we can do better than that

Robert Downey Jnr is being lined up to play the Wizard of Oz in a new Movie and is in talks with Sam Mendes. The Wizard as we found out in the original Movie of the Wizard Of Oz is just an old man hiding behind a curtain deceiving everybody to his tr...

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Somewhere over the Rainbow and the Pie Mystery

Funny story: Somewhere over the Rainbow and the Pie Mystery

An amazing 20% of people questioned about the famous song Somewhere Over The Rainbow from the Movie The Wizard of Oz think that the first line of the song lyrics are "Somewhere, over the rainbow, weigh a pie". Professional Darts Player Andy Smith...

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