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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Be Witched was a situation comedy, or sitcom (short for stupid idiots tune in comedies) starring Lizzy Montgummy as Sam Stevens. A bigamist (or, possibly, a polyandryist), Sam was a transvestite witch who, out of stupidity, renounced magic in favor of love. She had two husbands, both named Darren (or, sometimes, Dum Dum, Durwood, Dagwood, or Dingleberry), who, coincidentally, were both employed by...
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Funny story: Dixie

Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...
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Funny story: UK universities face threat from on-line curses

UK universities face threat from on-line curses

Middle-ranking universities face extinction within the next decade, according to a leading soothsayer. Claire Voyunt, chief oracle, warned that even posh universities could struggle to survive if big cursers start venting their anger with vitrioli...
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Funny story: Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

The Lion that was originally spotted in Essex has made its way up the country to the Lancashire town of Pendle just in time for the Annual Coven Festival, which takes place every weekend in the town. "We couldn't believe it," said Peter Bottomthwa...
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Funny story: T. Blair and the Witch Project

T. Blair and the Witch Project

With Tony Blair taking the stand in the Leveson enquiry on Monday morning, many people are expecting him to be questioned about Rebekah Brooks. Tabloid headline writers are sharpening their pencils in a euphemistic way at the prospect of what he migh...
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Funny story: Gingrich Attacked by Wiccans Seeking Eye of Newt

Gingrich Attacked by Wiccans Seeking Eye of Newt

Late last night while taking his regular "constitutional" (Gingrich's preferred term for his nightly moonlight strolls through the woods, the moniker he feels best demonstrates his passionate commitment to the civil rights propagated by our Founding...
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Funny story: Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate. Apparently, the a...
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Funny story: Hexes & Hoes: a Real Life Coven Drama

Hexes & Hoes: a Real Life Coven Drama

The Circle is set, the words are spoke, the spell is cast, "so it be mote"! Then Lights, Camera, Action! Today a new drama is being filmed in the backdrop of the classically witchy town of Salem, Massachusetts. The story was laid out for the new...
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Funny story: New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

Somware, Delaware - You've barfed your way through episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska, keep the barf bag and perhaps a shotgun handy for Christine O' Donnell's Delaware. While Sarah Palin's show is somewhat rescued by the fact her family lives in one t...
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Funny story: California Brewery's "Witches Wit" Halloween Brew Targeted by Wicans!

California Brewery's "Witches Wit" Halloween Brew Targeted by Wicans!

As if California Politics wasn't scary enough, now the Politically Active Wicans are targeting a California Brewery's Halloween promotion featuring "Witch's Wit' depicting a witch burning at the stake on the label. The brewery and the distributors...
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Funny story: Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

"A witch and a bitch in 2012!" sang Sarah Palin to a favorable crowd of 10 people at a recent book signing. "We've contracted this wonderful new Ad agency from some boys at The Spoof.com. Its this new way of writing Political Ads called Gerbil Slingi...
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Funny story: Shocking New Christine O'Connell Revelation Leaves Few Feeling Enchanted

Shocking New Christine O'Connell Revelation Leaves Few Feeling Enchanted

(Via NewAP) Dover, Delaware: GOOP Candidate Christine O'Connell has unleashed a fresh round of controversy with her latest confession that she often played "witch doctor" as a child. The revelation came in an exclusive, one-on-one interview obtain...
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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Not Happy About Fielding Witch Jokes

Christine O'Donnell Not Happy About Fielding Witch Jokes

When Christine O'Donnell of Delaware won the election to run for a United States Senate seat on the GOP ticket, she was all smiles, but it didn't take long for the bones in her closet to start rattling. The biggest bone rattler of all turned out to b...
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Funny story: Obama Administration Hires Two Witches To Stop Oil Gusher

Obama Administration Hires Two Witches To Stop Oil Gusher

New Orleans, LA-- The Obama administration is completely out of ideas about how to stop the oil gusher in the Gulf of Mexico. Someone suggested that witches using White Magick might be used to stop the dreadful oil volcano and heal the sickly Gulf o...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart will be crowned May Queen at Walpurgis Night rave

Kristen Stewart will be crowned May Queen at Walpurgis Night rave

London - (Maypole): The countdown to Saturday's Pagan New Year's Day sees the Twilight star invited to a Walpurgis Night rave high up on London's Hampstead Heath. Not to be outdone by Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Cordelia Chase being crowned May Que...
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Funny story: Hogwarts Student Expelled over New Spell

Hogwarts Student Expelled over New Spell

Nigel Goldman was expelled from Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry and his wand snapped for his creation and use of the spell Copus Feelius. Despite Goldman's obvious cleverness in creating new spells, this one has driven a wedge between...
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Funny story: Witch left homeless

Witch left homeless

It was bad news today for Dortchen Wilde of Delamere Forest when local council officials closed down her home on basic failures of the building regulations. Dortchen, locally known as The Wicked Witch, lived in a gingerbread house. Though nothing...
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Funny story: European Union to Ground Witches

European Union to Ground Witches

In its wisdom, the European Union have written some legislation which is forcing witches to file a flight plan before September 30th - a whole month before their favourite night, so that they can know where each and every individual crone will be any...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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