The freshly formed Olympic Committee of Narnia have admitted that they are to send a team to the next Winter Olympics in 2014 to be held in Russia.
"This is a great adventure for us," said Digory Kirk, who has been asked to chair the committee. "W...
Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards, the former Olympian ski jumper and epitome of the English amateur, finally proved his athletic credentials on national TV on Saturday.
Britain's first competitor in the event had gone down in Olympic history with his spe...
With the massive costs associated with hosting the Olympics, the Olympic committee has decided that the Summer and Winter games will be merged into one Olympics. This will mean the introduction of ice skating, skiing and snowboarding events to the ma...
Qatar have added to their winning of the World Cup with a remarkable win of the 2022 Winter Olympics.
"We believe that Qatar will offer a new and exciting Winter Olympics," said Jurgen Jorgensen, chairperson of the Winter Olympic Committee. "Curre...
The 2014 Winter Olympics, to be held in Sochatlysincsinofioenfr, Russia will see a number of new rules and regulations going into effect.
The Olympic Committee has issued a statement saying that they have wisely given up fighting against t...
VANCOUVER - The snow skis and ice skates have all been packed. The Chap Sticks have been put away in purses and pockets. And all of the red noses are just about returning to their normal color - off-white, except in the case of the Swedish team which...
Al Gore has delayed his new book The Last Winter Olympics until the summertime because he wants to launch it when its hot. This is what sensible people call seasonal weather change hot in the summer cold in the Winter.
Gores book on Global Warming...
Winter Olympics officials have banned Santa Claus and his sleigh from competing in any Bobsleigh events at the Winter Olympics.
Santa, who wanted to compete under the name Kris Kringle, was escorted from the Bobsleigh course and told don't come b...
VANCOUVER - United States Winter Olympic medal winner Scotty Lago has been banned from Vancouver and told to return back to his hometown of Seabrook, New Hampshire.
Lago, who is known as "The Great Scot" got carried away with his elation and jubil...
Winter Olympics officials are going to introduce a new sport to see if they can generate some interest as all events so far have been so boring that some spectators have fallen asleep.
Two officials sitting having a drink the other night were look...
It's good news for sunbathers in Canada this week, but bad news for the Winter Olympics as temperatures in Vancouver soared into double figures. With a day time high of 12ºC and sunny weather forecast throughout the games, visitors have been trading...
Following complaints from competitors about the severity of the Vancouver weather the IOC has announced plans to switch the 2014 Games from Sochi, Russia to Barbados. IOC Winter Organiser Stig O'Treacy said "It's been very cold here. The wind hasn't...
As the Winter Olympics continue in wherever the hell they're taking place in this year, other athletes and sports people were wondering why exactly the Winter Olympics takes place at all.
'Don't ask me', four times gold medal-winning decathlete Daley Thompson said, 'I mean, it just seems like a lot or boring gits from cold countries nobody wants to visit playing boring games and jumping off thi...
American Idol contestant, singer and fashion maven Adam Lambert said he was 'smitten' after watching allegedly male figure skaters compete in Vancouver in recent days.
"Those boys really turned the ice skating fashion industry upside down," he sai...
VANCOUVER - The Vancouver Winter Olympic Committee has stated that they are providing 100,000 free condoms for the athletes competing in the XXI Winter Olympic Games.
Chester Bedbrazen, Director of The Prophylactic Sub-Committee for the Vancouver...
27 year old Amy Williams stormed into the gold medal slot in the Skeleton Luge event in the Winter Olympics - the first GB gold medal for 30 years - and into a storm of controversy as Canadian officials flew into a proper hissy fit, protesting that t...
VANCOUVER - In a surprising incident, two of India's top Olympians, speed skater Raheem Kamal and snowboarder Amandeep Gurpreet have been suspended by their coach Darshann Maleeksaleek and forced to return to India.
The Indian coach said that he k...
After tragedy struck last weekend at the Winter Olympics with the death of the Georgian luge competitor, Nodar Kumaritashvili, officials have acted swiftly, and have decided to make the luge track for the 2014 Games in Sochi, Russia so tame, that spe...