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Funny story: Fair Play Dead: Women's Curling Team Fail Drugs Test

Fair Play Dead: Women's Curling Team Fail Drugs Test

Fair play has officially taken its final breath and soiled its pants as the entire Canadian curling team had their Winter Olympics Gold medals revoked this morning, after testing positive for steroid abuse amongst other banned substances. Drug use...
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Funny story: Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

At a press conference held in the Ballysmackadoo Town Hall, the Minister for Sport, Paddy Fields, together with a celebrity panel line up of Bono, Chris de Burgh, Van Morrison and the late President De Valera announced the venues and sport competitio...
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Funny story: Giant Spider Found Living In Sochi Stadium

Giant Spider Found Living In Sochi Stadium

Just a day after the Sochi winter Olympics had finished and already the purpose-built stadium has found itself a new tenant. A thirty-foot tarantula has snuck into the arena and made itself at home. The gigantic spider was found by the building's j...
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Funny story: Olympic Curling marred by 'ball tampering'

Olympic Curling marred by 'ball tampering'

The extreme housework ice discipline of curling was rocked by controversy today, after accusations that some teams had used illegal tactics. Recent speculation regarding the Norwegian curling team's unorthodox trousers has culminated in an investi...
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Funny story: Siberia Site of 2030 Extreme Winter Olympics

Siberia Site of 2030 Extreme Winter Olympics

MOSCOW, RUSSIA - Olympic Committee Members confirmed today that they have chosen Oymyakon, Siberia as the site for the 2030 Winter Olympics. Oymyakon, a village of 500 residents in northeast Siberia, is considered to be the coldest permanently i...
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Funny story: Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold medals with ones made out of fool's gold, the famous mineral often mistaken for gold by enterprising miners. These pseudo statues will be given...
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Funny story: President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - Justin Bieber told his manager to make arrangements for him and his 16-person entourage to fly to Sochi, Russia to attend the Winter Olympics. After the Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee received the message they instantly contac...
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Funny story: Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

TAIPEI,TAIWAN: Excitement is building as the official Olympic team is readying their rigorous training program. "Team Taiwan" has been enlisting the help of local townspeople to create a snow slope on one of the local hills. Locals have been freez...
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Funny story: Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

SOCHI, RUSSIA - The entire USA Olympic skating team announced today that they are gay. Terrance Nigel Theissen, USA Olympic Spokesperson, stated that they made the decision today to come out in order to answer any questions that viewers might have ab...
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Funny story: Winter Olympics roundup

Winter Olympics roundup

Hi! My name's Tad Poleman and here is my official roundup of the Winter Olympics here in Sushi, Russia. We're now halfway through the Olympic Games, and it's been so exciting I haven't even written an article about it yet. So here is a summary of what's happened so far. Who can forget Geoff Chafe winning Britain's one and only medal in the nude luge? Amazingly he beat his nearest opponent the G...
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Funny story: Newly Discovered Greek Urn Reveals Surprising Origins of Olympic Luge Competition

Newly Discovered Greek Urn Reveals Surprising Origins of Olympic Luge Competition

Archaeologists from the National University of Nostralia have presented ground-breaking research on a newly discovered Grecian Urn, which they say is the earliest known depiction of the ancient Olympic sport of luge launching, known today as luge.
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Funny story: Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Lord Sebastian Coe, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring. 'The Sochi Winter Olympics has once again shown us all,' Lord Coe told the BBC, 'that any number of visually interesting co...
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Funny story: Curling Perplexes American Viewers

Curling Perplexes American Viewers

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Curling, the shuffleboard-like game on ice that is so popular in Canada and Scotland, may be the most perplexing Olympic sport to American viewers. For one thing, it is televised in the early morning hours when most Americans are asl...
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Funny story: Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans are wondering why the world has rushed to attend Putin's party in Sochi as Russia continues to push its own defiant agenda on the world stage without regard for due process or the civil liberties of foreign citizens. Americans have expr...
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Funny story: Athlete's Gastronomic Buffet Fare at Sochi Olympic Village

Athlete's Gastronomic Buffet Fare at Sochi Olympic Village

A survey of the recent gastronomic offerings at the Sochi Olympic Village revealed the following items, tended to by Edward Snowden, Steam Table Attendant. 30-day old Raw Black Sea Oysters Thrice-boiled Gulag Potatoes with Worms Breaded Wolf Cutlets with Fur Accents 50 Gallon Tub of Stinky Sour Cream Pickled Bear Claws NSA Caramelized Leeks with Twittered Parsley "Sturgeon Sur...
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Funny story: Crappy presentation bouquets and fools gold medals at the Sochi 2014 winners podium

Crappy presentation bouquets and fools gold medals at the Sochi 2014 winners podium

Sochi, Black Sea - Competitors at the Russian Winter Games have complained about the 'pathetic' quality of floral bouquets and an estimated 99% iron pyrites content of so-called gold medals being doled out on the winners' podium. "Mostly poison i...
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Funny story: Russia Asks The U.S. For A Loan Due To The Fact That The Olympics Have Depleted The Russian Treasury

Russia Asks The U.S. For A Loan Due To The Fact That The Olympics Have Depleted The Russian Treasury

MOSCOW - The Russian government has just admitted that it has found itself in a serious financial situation. The Kremlin blames the financial situation on cost overruns attributed to The 2014 Summer Olympics being held in Sochi. Russian Preside...
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Funny story: "Stans" Featured in "Out of Control" Hockey Game at Sochi

"Stans" Featured in "Out of Control" Hockey Game at Sochi

"The game had started off well enough with just a few jostlings", said Coach Almazbek Atambayev of the Kyrgyzstan team. "Then, as usually happens with the team from Uzbekistan, a few extra vowels and consonants got thrown around and soon, there was a...
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