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Funny story: Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

FAIRBANKS, Alaska - Sarah Palin was in Fairbanks speaking at a convention of the Retired Salmon Catchers of Alaska. After the speaking engagement she was asked by a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine about the unusually cold winter weather th...
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Funny story: President Obama Declares War on Winter

President Obama Declares War on Winter

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama declared war on winter this morning after Washington DC was hit with another terrible snow storm, dropping nearly four inches of snow on the capital city. In the three previous snow storms, nearly ten inches of sn...
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Funny story: No Summer This Year!

No Summer This Year!

A team of weather experts meeting in New York are predicting no real summer this year but that 75 degrees in the south may be the best anyone can hope for. And, of all things, it's being blamed on Global Warming. Forecasters say that an unusually...
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Funny story: An Ice Cream Shop In The Bronx Has Had 2 Customers in 7 Days

An Ice Cream Shop In The Bronx Has Had 2 Customers in 7 Days

BRONX, New York - The owner of one of the most popular ice cream parlors in New York City says that he may have to end up closing down. Gino Brockatoosi owner of The Damma Good Ice Cream Parlor told reporters that the record-breaking winter snowst...
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Funny story: Every Bird In New York City Has Gone South To Florida and They'll Probably Never Ever Come Back

Every Bird In New York City Has Gone South To Florida and They'll Probably Never Ever Come Back

NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's top experts on birds and their migratory habits has just stated that the birds are having hell with the harsh-as-hell winter. Dr. Hamlet Chimney of Harvard held a news conference in Central Park and told joggers...
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Funny story: Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

NEW YORK CITY - Several well-respected U.S. meteorologists are reporting that the harsh winter will continue to get worse and they are now predicting that as amazing as it may sound, the Atlantic Ocean could end up totally freezing. Tilapia Frisbe...
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Funny story: Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - Penguins have been spotted swimming in the icy coastal waters off Boston with a look of delight in their beady little eyes. Much to the delight of avid East Coast birdwatchers, it is suspected that the aquatic creatures, who...
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Funny story: The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

NEW YORK CITY - The meteorologist who is considered to be The Rock Star of Weather Jim Cantore recently talked with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine. Cantore who many say is more recognized than Rush Limbaugh has covered every type of wea...
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Funny story: Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The South American country of Argentina has been wanting to purchase a northern country in order to take advantage of the Winter season. Juan Jose Cantador, a spokesman for the Argentine government stated that they have d...
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Funny story: Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

President Obama sent two B52 bombers over some tiny little islands near China and dropped some bombs. The nuclear winter they are expected to produce should last approximately 50 years. You can go back to fossil fuels now. No one should feel guil...
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Funny story: The nation honours Paul for the lovely weekend

The nation honours Paul for the lovely weekend

In a shock announcement today, a previously unknown scientist is a surprise late addition to the New Year's Honours list, receiving an OBE for services to the nation. Paul Montgomery, 31, from Pewsey, revealed he had fitted snow tyres to his car...
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Funny story: Big sneeze is here

Big sneeze is here

A flurry of sneezes is expected to travel east over Wales and give Londoners their first big sneeze of winter. Severe colds and flu are likely to be widespread. Temperatures should be checked regularly for signs of pneumonia. The worst of the snee...
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Funny story: More winter energy saving tips

More winter energy saving tips

1. If your wife keeps turning up the thermostat, start collecting guns, just to let her know you mean business. 2. You remember that guy that never wore a heavy coat and said he was always comfortable. He died of pneumonia. 3. In the depression people burned their homes' inside doors for warmth. Luckily that could never happen again. 4. You can turn off your refrigerator if...
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Funny story: Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

The Met Office has issued a warning of "heavy and persistent rain" across many parts of the country. The alert covers south west Scotland, Lothian, the Scottish Borders, Central, Tayside, Fife and Strathclyde "and loads of other places - you just...
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Funny story: Commuters face "winter of discontent"

Commuters face "winter of discontent"

Commuters on the popular Ninky-nonk line are today facing a winter of discontent, as the line is suspended for several weeks over safety concerns. A spokesman described the problem as "spacial instability" and said the closure may well become permane...
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Funny story: Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert!

Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert!

London, England: Snow in January. It's going to snow, the polar bears will be wandering the streets of London again, having swam down the Thames from their thawing icebergs. Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! The wolves will be...
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Funny story: George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast

George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne was defiant yesterday in the teeth of Opposition calls for an economic policy U-Turn. Britain's output fell by 0.5% in the last quarter of 2010. Expectant experts had expected a small amount of growth.
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Funny story: UK Winter Misery Set To Continue

UK Winter Misery Set To Continue

The hardest winter in living memory seems set to return with a vengeance to the UK before long, writes Belinda Barrelscraper, Storm on the Cultural Horizon Correspondent. The UK is currently enjoying a brief respite from a record-breaking winter o...
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