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Posthoorn Interview no. 4: Tom 'Brexit prepper', the SAD truth

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The reporter of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter) heard on the grapevine that To...

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Grill Buried Alive! Class Action Suit Puts Homeowners on Ice!

Funny story: Grill Buried Alive! Class Action Suit Puts Homeowners on Ice!

Snow-covered patio furniture took their complaints to the New Hampshire State Supreme Court after being buried for weeks under excessive snow banks. Patio Furniture Reps report that New England's extreme subarctic temperatures and record-breaking...

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Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

Funny story: Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

A terrified housewife called 999 after her husband turned the central heating up to 28 degrees. Demanding to have him sectioned under the Mental Health Act, Mrs. Beryl Coldwell of Scunthorpe who was found hiding in the attic wrapped in a blanket, bra...

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Ben & Jerry's To Introduce An Ice Cream In Honor of This Year's Snowzilla

Funny story: Ben & Jerry's To Introduce An Ice Cream In Honor of This Year's Snowzilla

SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The ice cream creators at Ben & Jerry's in Vermont have been working overtime creating a new flavored ice cream in honor of all of the East Coast winter storms that have been battering the upper right side of the USA.

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Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

Funny story: Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

FAIRBANKS, Alaska - Sarah Palin was in Fairbanks speaking at a convention of the Retired Salmon Catchers of Alaska. After the speaking engagement she was asked by a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine about the unusually cold winter weather th...

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President Obama Declares War on Winter

Funny story: President Obama Declares War on Winter

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama declared war on winter this morning after Washington DC was hit with another terrible snow storm, dropping nearly four inches of snow on the capital city. In the three previous snow storms, nearly ten inches of sn...

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No Summer This Year!

Funny story: No Summer This Year!

A team of weather experts meeting in New York are predicting no real summer this year but that 75 degrees in the south may be the best anyone can hope for. And, of all things, it's being blamed on Global Warming. Forecasters say that an unusually...

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An Ice Cream Shop In The Bronx Has Had 2 Customers in 7 Days

Funny story: An Ice Cream Shop In The Bronx Has Had 2 Customers in 7 Days

BRONX, New York - The owner of one of the most popular ice cream parlors in New York City says that he may have to end up closing down. Gino Brockatoosi owner of The Damma Good Ice Cream Parlor told reporters that the record-breaking winter snowst...

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Every Bird In New York City Has Gone South To Florida and They'll Probably Never Ever Come Back

Funny story: Every Bird In New York City Has Gone South To Florida and They'll Probably Never Ever Come Back

NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's top experts on birds and their migratory habits has just stated that the birds are having hell with the harsh-as-hell winter. Dr. Hamlet Chimney of Harvard held a news conference in Central Park and told joggers...

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Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

Funny story: Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

NEW YORK CITY - Several well-respected U.S. meteorologists are reporting that the harsh winter will continue to get worse and they are now predicting that as amazing as it may sound, the Atlantic Ocean could end up totally freezing. Tilapia Frisbe...

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Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

Funny story: Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - Penguins have been spotted swimming in the icy coastal waters off Boston with a look of delight in their beady little eyes. Much to the delight of avid East Coast birdwatchers, it is suspected that the aquatic creatures, who...

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The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

Funny story: The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

NEW YORK CITY - The meteorologist who is considered to be The Rock Star of Weather Jim Cantore recently talked with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine. Cantore who many say is more recognized than Rush Limbaugh has covered every type of wea...

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Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

Funny story: Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The South American country of Argentina has been wanting to purchase a northern country in order to take advantage of the Winter season. Juan Jose Cantador, a spokesman for the Argentine government stated that they have d...

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Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

Funny story: Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

President Obama sent two B52 bombers over some tiny little islands near China and dropped some bombs. The nuclear winter they are expected to produce should last approximately 50 years. You can go back to fossil fuels now. No one should feel guil...

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The nation honours Paul for the lovely weekend

Funny story: The nation honours Paul for the lovely weekend

In a shock announcement today, a previously unknown scientist is a surprise late addition to the New Year's Honours list, receiving an OBE for services to the nation. Paul Montgomery, 31, from Pewsey, revealed he had fitted snow tyres to his car...

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Big sneeze is here

A flurry of sneezes is expected to travel east over Wales and give Londoners their first big sneeze of winter. Severe colds and flu are likely to be widespread. Temperatures should be checked regularly for signs of pneumonia. The worst of the snee...

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More winter energy saving tips

1. If your wife keeps turning up the thermostat, start collecting guns, just to let her know you mean business. 2. You remember that guy that never wore a heavy coat and said he was always comfortable. He died of pneumonia. 3. In the depression people burned their homes' inside doors for warmth. Luckily that could never happen again. 4. You can turn off your refrigerator if...

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Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

Funny story: Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

The Met Office has issued a warning of "heavy and persistent rain" across many parts of the country. The alert covers south west Scotland, Lothian, the Scottish Borders, Central, Tayside, Fife and Strathclyde "and loads of other places - you just...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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