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Funny story: North Carolina pastor burns two hundred copies of Winnie the Pooh at author's grave site!

North Carolina pastor burns two hundred copies of Winnie the Pooh at author's grave site!

The Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC was apprehended yesterday in the village of Hartfield, the UK, for burning two hundred copies of A.A. Milne' s famous children's book, Winnie the Pooh! The action took place at A.A. Milne's gravesite amid...
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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Applies for Name Change

Winnie the Pooh Applies for Name Change

Venerable children's story book character, Winnie the Pooh,has filed an application before Her Majesty's Court to change his name from "Winnie the Pooh" to "Winnie the Shitz". "Yo!Yo! Listen up, Homies." said the newly liberated bear at a hastily...
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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Exhausted by iPad Service

Winnie the Pooh Exhausted by iPad Service

When iPad users learned they'd be getting a free copy on the iPad of the Winnie the Pooh book by AA Milne, they were very excited. Their response was "Aw . . . isn't that cute?" But that's not the response of the Pooh. Spoof reporter Gail Farr...
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Funny story: No Honey this summer as bees all killed off during severe winter

No Honey this summer as bees all killed off during severe winter

Scientists today announced that all honey bees in the UK have been killed off due to the severe weather,the worst freezing period in over 100 years. It now looks like there is going to be no honey in shops this year. Once supplies already in super...
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Funny story: Tim Burton's New Movie Stars Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's New Movie Stars Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's new 3-D(isney) version of Winnie-The-Pooh starring Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp, stars Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp in a gothic Tig...
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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Says He Dislikes Honey

Winnie the Pooh Says He Dislikes Honey

Famed children's book character and movie star Winnie the Pooh says he dislikes honey. "I never liked the stuff and I feel I am now old enough to say so," Winnie told reporters outside his Forest Hills home. Honey protestors who have long thought...
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Funny story: Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due to Swine Flu

Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due to Swine Flu

(Anaheim-CA) Disneyland continues having a difficult time living up to its "Happiest Place on Earth" promise. Only two weeks after employees took over the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride, the character of Piglet has officially been banned due to swin...
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Funny story: Disgust As Game Is Allowed To Be Sold

Disgust As Game Is Allowed To Be Sold

Parents acorss the country have shown their disgust that violent video game '''Winnie The Pooh: Do Or Die''' has been allowed to go on sale on the basis that it is given an 18 certificate by the BBFC.
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Funny story: Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh behind Tigger zoo attacks

Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh behind Tigger zoo attacks

Shoeprints discovered at the scene of the deadly escape of a tiger at San Francisco zoo was yesterday being investigated by cops, as it was revealed that the wall of the moat around the animal pen was almost 20ft lower than it was supposed to...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

BERLIN -- Animal rights activists are demanding that a polar bear born last December at the Berlin Zoo, rejected by its mother and depending on humans to be raised, be killed. They claim Knut's cuteness is against his own animal rights and that...
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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh & Christopher Robin Out of The Closet and Planning to Wed in 2006

Winnie the Pooh & Christopher Robin Out of The Closet and Planning to Wed in 2006

The Hundred Acre Wood- After dodging the issue for decades, childrens entertainers Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh announced on Wednesday that they are in fact in love and have been a couple for the last seventeen years. This announcement, pos...
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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Comes Out of the Closet

Winnie the Pooh Comes Out of the Closet

(AP) Winnie the Pooh, that silly old bear, announced at a news conference in Toon Town that he is gay. The revelation, of course, drew no astonishment from those in attendance. The surprise, however, was reserved for the revelation of his lover...
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Funny story: Winnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp

Winnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp

Winnie the Pooh was arrested today on one count of public indecency, one count of fornication in a public location, one count of bestiality, as well as numerous other misdemeanors. Similar charges have been made against Winnie's collaborator, Ee...
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