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Funny story: Microsoft Vista Shuts Down Entire U.S. Defence System For Updates

Microsoft Vista Shuts Down Entire U.S. Defence System For Updates

Bill Gate's Microsoft Vista shut down the entire United States missile defense shield during an orange alert today while it configured new Windows updates. Taking over control from the hands of programmers who were readying systems in case of a s...
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Funny story: Windows 7 Better than Harry Potter

Windows 7 Better than Harry Potter

Pre-order sales of Microsoft Windows 7, due for release any time now, have soared in recent weeks. Such has been the demand, that on pre-order sales alone, Amazon have announced that it outstripped the previous record holder Harry Potter and the D...
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Funny story: Microsoft Announces Windows 8

Microsoft Announces Windows 8

Microsoft Corporation today announced the imminent release of Windows 8, the follow-up operating system to Windows 7. Features include improved speed provided you upgrade to a higher-performance processor, and a much faster shutdown, known as 'blu...
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Funny story: Microsoft Changes Vista to Octaware for 2010

Microsoft Changes Vista to Octaware for 2010

While in the early phases of announcing upcoming releases of Windows Server 2008, as well as "Office 14", internal code name for future versions of Windows desktop software, Microsoft carefully skipped over any mention of the "Vista" operating system...
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Funny story: Vista Takes Europe by Storm

Vista Takes Europe by Storm

Warsaw - Vista took Poland by storm yesterday in a Blitzkrieg maneuver infiltrating and bypassing outdated Polish defenses based on Commodore 64 hardware and DOS software. Despite fierce resistance by partisans hackers the Vista software quickly...
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Funny story: Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Microsoft have disputed claims that Windows 7, the proposed follow up to Vista, is anything like the Macintosh system launched in 1991. 'For starters it won't run on a Mac (unless it's one of those dual boot things)' said CEO Steve Ballmer ' We ar...
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Funny story: Microsoft Cancels Windows Vista

Microsoft Cancels Windows Vista

In a not-totally unexpected move, Microsoft reversed the roles of Windows Vista and XP. The spokesman for Microsoft said, "Vista is on the way out and XP is on the way in."...
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Funny story: God upgrades to Vista - world will be better

God upgrades to Vista - world will be better

A spokesman for Heaven has announced that God the Almighty, the Creator of the Universe, has taken the plunge and upgraded from Windows XP to Windows Vista. It is expected that stuff will be better,...
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Funny story: Korean Man Kills Self Over Loss of Software Feature

Korean Man Kills Self Over Loss of Software Feature

Bik Pu, 37, a single South Korean man who worked in a Seoul office apparently committed suicide over the loss of "Clippy."...
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Funny story: Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Washington (Spoof News) On Monday morning System Administrators at the technical operations center for XM satellite radio attempted a Windows Vista upgrade for the on-board CPU system controller of their satellite that normally blank...
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Funny story: Microsoft Vista Developed By Al-Qaeda To Destroy World Computer Systems

Microsoft Vista Developed By Al-Qaeda To Destroy World Computer Systems

Riad Saudi Arabia - Microsoft's Vista operating system was developed by computer experts working for Ben Laden and the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization.
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Funny story: XBOX 360 Elite Goes Corporate.

XBOX 360 Elite Goes Corporate.

In a worldwide teleconference today, Microsoft stunned the world by announcing that they are dropping support, as of May 1, 2007 for all remaining versions of Windows including Server 2003, XP and Vista.
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Funny story: Windows Vista - May Explode, Cause of Most Evil on Earth

Windows Vista - May Explode, Cause of Most Evil on Earth

Ipods 'safely' ejected by Windows Vista may in fact be damaged by the program - take that Mac!...
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Funny story: Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Almost everyone has heard about problems with Windows Vista not allowing programs to run and rendering some peripherals completely useless. However, the new built-in security has a far more sinister side.
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Funny story: All Experts Agree - Linux better than Windows Vista or Mac OS

All Experts Agree - Linux better than Windows Vista or Mac OS

A recent study has proven that all experts think Linux is better than Windows and Mac OS.
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Funny story: Microsoft Muddle

Microsoft Muddle

[Gates Land] - Windows Vista has hit the market, but Microsoft may hit the dirt. Apple has told it's consumers that current iPod devices and software will not be compatible with Vista for some time. Now that might not sound like a big deal, but...
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Funny story: God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista

God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista

In a surprise move, God, who claims to have created a 3D world on the fifth or sixth day thousands of years ago, is going to sue Microsoft over use of 3D panes. The move is seen by many to be God's last chance against Bi...
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Funny story: Oh no - security issues with Microsoft Vista detected

Oh no - security issues with Microsoft Vista detected

Dec. 28 (Vermont) - The world must be coming to an end. The unimaginable happened. Experts in Russia (what can you expect from ex-commies?) and strangely in the USA itself found security holes in Microsoft's Vista.
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