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Microsoft Vista Shuts Down Entire U.S. Defence System For Updates

Funny story: Microsoft Vista Shuts Down Entire U.S. Defence System For Updates

Bill Gate's Microsoft Vista shut down the entire United States missile defense shield during an orange alert today while it configured new Windows updates. Taking over control from the hands of programmers who were readying systems in case of a s...

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Windows 7 Better than Harry Potter

Funny story: Windows 7 Better than Harry Potter

Pre-order sales of Microsoft Windows 7, due for release any time now, have soared in recent weeks. Such has been the demand, that on pre-order sales alone, Amazon have announced that it outstripped the previous record holder Harry Potter and the D...

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Microsoft Announces Windows 8

Funny story: Microsoft Announces Windows 8

Microsoft Corporation today announced the imminent release of Windows 8, the follow-up operating system to Windows 7. Features include improved speed provided you upgrade to a higher-performance processor, and a much faster shutdown, known as 'blu...

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Microsoft Changes Vista to Octaware for 2010

Funny story: Microsoft Changes Vista to Octaware for 2010

While in the early phases of announcing upcoming releases of Windows Server 2008, as well as "Office 14", internal code name for future versions of Windows desktop software, Microsoft carefully skipped over any mention of the "Vista" operating system...

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Vista Takes Europe by Storm

Funny story: Vista Takes Europe by Storm

Warsaw - Vista took Poland by storm yesterday in a Blitzkrieg maneuver infiltrating and bypassing outdated Polish defenses based on Commodore 64 hardware and DOS software. Despite fierce resistance by partisans hackers the Vista software quickly...

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Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Funny story: Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Microsoft have disputed claims that Windows 7, the proposed follow up to Vista, is anything like the Macintosh system launched in 1991. 'For starters it won't run on a Mac (unless it's one of those dual boot things)' said CEO Steve Ballmer ' We ar...

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Microsoft Cancels Windows Vista

Funny story: Microsoft Cancels Windows Vista

In a not-totally unexpected move, Microsoft reversed the roles of Windows Vista and XP. The spokesman for Microsoft said, "Vista is on the way out and XP is on the way in."...

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God upgrades to Vista - world will be better

Funny story: God upgrades to Vista - world will be better

A spokesman for Heaven has announced that God the Almighty, the Creator of the Universe, has taken the plunge and upgraded from Windows XP to Windows Vista. It is expected that stuff will be better,...

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Korean Man Kills Self Over Loss of Software Feature

Funny story: Korean Man Kills Self Over Loss of Software Feature

Bik Pu, 37, a single South Korean man who worked in a Seoul office apparently committed suicide over the loss of "Clippy."...

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Windows Vista: Patches and Fixes

Windows Vista---worth the money? Well, it definitely is if you're like me---well-connected to a very high-placed sales rep at PC Magazine who sold me his copy for $35 and my DVD of Leprechaun, which, friends and neighbors, I've had for so long that he's forgotten IT'S ACTUALLY HIS (SCORE!!) But predictably, Bill Gates's newest offering is full of problems. Simply right...

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Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Funny story: Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Washington (Spoof News) On Monday morning System Administrators at the technical operations center for XM satellite radio attempted a Windows Vista upgrade for the on-board CPU system controller of their satellite that normally blank...

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Microsoft Vista Developed By Al-Qaeda To Destroy World Computer Systems

Funny story: Microsoft Vista Developed By Al-Qaeda To Destroy World Computer Systems

Riad Saudi Arabia - Microsoft's Vista operating system was developed by computer experts working for Ben Laden and the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization.

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XBOX 360 Elite Goes Corporate.

Funny story: XBOX 360 Elite Goes Corporate.

In a worldwide teleconference today, Microsoft stunned the world by announcing that they are dropping support, as of May 1, 2007 for all remaining versions of Windows including Server 2003, XP and Vista.

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Windows Vista - May Explode, Cause of Most Evil on Earth

Funny story: Windows Vista - May Explode, Cause of Most Evil on Earth

Ipods 'safely' ejected by Windows Vista may in fact be damaged by the program - take that Mac!...

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Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Funny story: Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Almost everyone has heard about problems with Windows Vista not allowing programs to run and rendering some peripherals completely useless. However, the new built-in security has a far more sinister side.

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10 things you can do when Windows XP won't kick Windows Vista and Gates

Overview: If your computer powers in okay, but the Windows XP operating system won't kick gates and vista properly, you have some troubleshooting ahead of you. Here's a look at the likely culprits and what you can do to fix the kicking problem.

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All Experts Agree - Linux better than Windows Vista or Mac OS

Funny story: All Experts Agree - Linux better than Windows Vista or Mac OS

A recent study has proven that all experts think Linux is better than Windows and Mac OS.

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Microsoft Muddle

Funny story: Microsoft Muddle

[Gates Land] - Windows Vista has hit the market, but Microsoft may hit the dirt. Apple has told it's consumers that current iPod devices and software will not be compatible with Vista for some time. Now that might not sound like a big deal, but...

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