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New WindX for Windows

Funny story: New WindX for Windows

The next generation of PC performance software is here. WindX for Windows is a new program designed to keep your computer clean and ready for installation of any new programs. "If you're ever going to install something, it's best for your compu...

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Man manages to put Windows folder into Recycle Bin; Regrets decision

Funny story: Man manages to put Windows folder into Recycle Bin; Regrets decision

Columbian José Conseco was today left astonished by an apparent bug in the new and fancy Windows 7 operating system, from Microsoft. The bug, detailed Norton Security services, allows users to drag-and-drop the Windows folder into the Recycle Bin. Th...

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Windows 7 Better than Harry Potter

Funny story: Windows 7 Better than Harry Potter

Pre-order sales of Microsoft Windows 7, due for release any time now, have soared in recent weeks. Such has been the demand, that on pre-order sales alone, Amazon have announced that it outstripped the previous record holder Harry Potter and the D...

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Windows 7 is a virus

Funny story: Windows 7 is a virus

Microsoft has released its new operating system Windows 7. Here are a few tips on what to look out for. Step 1: Can you upgrade? For starters, you need to check with your GP whether you are fit to cope with a system upgrade stress which proved rather worrying last time you upgraded from XP to Vista. Your GP may advise you to stay put instead of risking a permanent damage to your brain for th...

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Microsoft to introduce new "Garage" operating system

Funny story: Microsoft to introduce new "Garage" operating system

Microsoft, according to my secret inside source, has said it is happy with the sales of its new Windows 7 operating system. However, these are tough times. Soon to be released, "Garage" operating system. In these difficult times, garage sales ar...

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Microsoft Announces Windows 8

Funny story: Microsoft Announces Windows 8

Microsoft Corporation today announced the imminent release of Windows 8, the follow-up operating system to Windows 7. Features include improved speed provided you upgrade to a higher-performance processor, and a much faster shutdown, known as 'blu...

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Demi Moore Bush Pic To Be Included With Windows 7

Funny story: Demi Moore Bush Pic To Be Included With Windows 7

Las Vegas, NV. - Announced to day at the demiannual convention of Computer Software Pirates and Code Buccaneers, Mr. Xiao So Ping stated that Windows 7; The Blue Version, shall included a picture of Demi Moore in her birthday suit standing beside for...

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Windows Seven Released

Funny story: Windows Seven Released

Microsoft unveiled Windows 7 on Saturday, demonstrating the multitude of features that the new version of the operating system has to offer. The overwhelming of the download servers is not Microsoft's biggest headache for the new product though. "...

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New Microsoft Windows 7 escapes

Funny story: New Microsoft Windows 7 escapes

The new version of Microsoft Windows, Windows 7, has escaped rather than waiting to be voluntarily released by the company. The new Windows, which has been devised solely to part frustrated Windows users from their money, is actually just Vista wi...

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Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Funny story: Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Microsoft have disputed claims that Windows 7, the proposed follow up to Vista, is anything like the Macintosh system launched in 1991. 'For starters it won't run on a Mac (unless it's one of those dual boot things)' said CEO Steve Ballmer ' We ar...

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