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Funny story: Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Recent reports indicate that State Mental Hospitals across the country are treating their worst cases of insanity by forcing patients to use a computer running Windows 8 for prolonged periods of time. "It's true" confirmed a spokesperson for the...
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Funny story: Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

A study by the Bureau of Pornographic Affairs, a agency of the United States Secret Service-with an accent on "Vice"-has come to the conclusion that the majority of pornographers operating within the United States are still using WindowBlinds some fi...
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Funny story: Popeye's Chicken To Open Up An Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store

Popeye's Chicken To Open Up An Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Fast Food Franchise has just announced a new breakthrough within their corporation. Company spokeswoman Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry informed the news media that starting in April the chicken chain will...
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Funny story: New Windows 11 voice operated system only available in Welsh Language version

New Windows 11 voice operated system only available in Welsh Language version

Developers at America's "Silicon Valley" say getting computers to understand and speak Welsh was a challenge but a £30,000,000 grant from Rumania had helped towards developing a more sophisticated system of sound from the latest Welsh only edition of...
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Funny story: UK Government to Reintroduce Window Tax

UK Government to Reintroduce Window Tax

In a leaked document, made public by one of Britain's major newspapers earlier this week, it appears that the government, far from abolishing the so-called bedroom tax, is getting ready to reintroduce the window tax, last seen in the 18th and 19th ce...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

ENCINO - An unnamed source informed iRumors that he and his English teacher were parked out at the Encino Reservoir reviewing for an English test when they looked over and happened to see Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the next car. The unnamed...
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Funny story: Plate Glass Windows To Be Banned After Fly Complaint?

Plate Glass Windows To Be Banned After Fly Complaint?

Windows made from plate glass should be outlawed, says a man, after claims that a fly repeatedly flew into one. The fly, who cannot be named because it is nameless, became trapped in the Bangkok apartment of Moys Kenwood, originally from Hull in E...
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Funny story: New Windows Version planned, does not recognize autorun files

New Windows Version planned, does not recognize autorun files

Microsoft plans a new release of Windows this coming February 2, 2013 that makes the well-renowned operating system a bit easier for flash drive users. The new version has codename NEIN AUTORUN, meaning that autorun prompts won't launch everytime...
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Funny story: Stripped down Windows 8 will run on last century Pentium PCs

Stripped down Windows 8 will run on last century Pentium PCs

Microsoft is currently busy promoting their upcoming Windows 8 operating system designed for use on tablets and mobile phones as well as their traditional PC market. However, as a result of making Windows lean and mean enough to run on these devices...
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Funny story: Windows 8 will be delivered on time

Windows 8 will be delivered on time

In an unprecedented move in the computer software industry, Microsoft have indicated that their next generation Operating System, Windows 8, will be released on time. "It was scheduled for release in June 2012," said Irvine Collateral, Microsoft r...
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Funny story: Microsoft updates slow down older PCs

Microsoft updates slow down older PCs

Many people who have owned a PC for longer than a year will know two things. Firstly, the machine they own now is half as quick as the machine that they bought. Secondly, they will have been receiving more and more Microsoft updates the older the...
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Funny story: Pope Picks Windows 8 as the 'Official Operating System of the Catholic Church'

Pope Picks Windows 8 as the 'Official Operating System of the Catholic Church'

Microsoft may have gotten the miracle it needs to get back on top of the personal computer heap. In a recently released encyclical, Pope Benedict XVI named the company's latest version of Windows as "The Official Operating System of the Catholic Chu...
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Funny story: Two World Trade Center to be world's biggest Windows logo?

Two World Trade Center to be world's biggest Windows logo?

Suggestions that the design of the new building at Two World Trade Center in New York looks like a giant Microsoft advert have been strenuously denied by the designers. London-based Foster + Partners have said that the sloping roof of the building i...
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Funny story: A Full Review of WindowBlinds

A Full Review of WindowBlinds

When I first encountered WindowBlinds I was confused. After all, I live in a second floor apartment which is surrounded by trees. What use would I have for WindowBlinds? The answer came one afternoon shortly after acquiring WindowBlinds, as I was surfing the web in the privacy-or so I thought-of my bedroom. Imagine my surprise,and that of the window washer, when I looked up after pleasuring my...
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Funny story: Rooney being sued for damages after breaking war veteran's window

Rooney being sued for damages after breaking war veteran's window

Wayne Rooney is being sued for damages for breaking an 83 year old pensioner's window who served in World War Two. The event took place on Monday night when Wayne Rooney missed a penalty at Old Trafford when Manchester United played Arsenal and en...
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Funny story: Local Man Buys Revolutionary New Window Cleaning Device Off QED TV Channel

Local Man Buys Revolutionary New Window Cleaning Device Off QED TV Channel

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has revealed that as he was just about to turn in for the night last Thursday, his attention was caught by a TV infomercial for a staggering new scientific breakthrough in the world of window cleaning. Resisting the...
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Funny story: Microsoft™ to Produce Windows

Microsoft™ to Produce Windows

Software company Microsoft™ has decided to go into hardware business to produce what it has been producing all along: the windows. Only this time they will be hard, and the transition from soft to hard has nothing to do with Viagra™.
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Funny story: UK window cleaner is fined for wearing Bin Laden mask whilst cleaning windows?

UK window cleaner is fined for wearing Bin Laden mask whilst cleaning windows?

A cheeky London window cleaner who loves wearing his Bin Laden mask whilst on the job has been cautioned and fined by the police after several of his customers thought he actually was Bin! Stephen Taylor loves a prank or two, but this one certainl...
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Joan Rivers Loses It

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