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Funny story:  90% of World's Wind Generators are Wrongly Wired-Up and Warming the Planet

90% of World's Wind Generators are Wrongly Wired-Up and Warming the Planet

A major leak from a top secret global energy inquiry has revealed that 90% of the world's wind turbines have been wrongly wired and are using trillions of Megawatts of electricity to actually make them spin, while acting as giant fan heaters and warm...
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Funny story:  Canada Complains US Wind Farms Are Blowing Birds Over the Border

Canada Complains US Wind Farms Are Blowing Birds Over the Border

Canadian officials today lodged a formal complaint with the US that wind turbines near the border are blowing too many birds across the border into Canada. Mervin Thackenschwartz, a Canadian government spokesman, complained that while most Canadians...
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Funny story:  Wind Turbines Are "slowing The Earth Down"

Wind Turbines Are "slowing The Earth Down"

Scientists in London have made a shock discovery this week while analysing the power generated by the worlds wind turbines. Some 267,000 wind turbines are now erected worldwide, with more going up each day, but tests on these monumental windmills giv...
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Funny story:  Wind power plans to go ahead

Wind power plans to go ahead

Government proposals for a large wind farm off the coast of Scotland were approved today, and construction may begin as early as next year. However, local groups have voiced their concerns. Anti-wind energy group Breaking Wind were disappointed wi...
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Funny story:  Wind Farms are not as green as you would think

Wind Farms are not as green as you would think

Opponents to Wind Farms now have one more arrow in their bow to try and block the construction of Wind Farms. New research has proven what should have been obvious. Wind Farms reduce the intensity of the wind. "When you stop and think about...
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Funny story:  Hippocrites In DC! Where Are The Wind & Solar Farms?

Hippocrites In DC! Where Are The Wind & Solar Farms?

According to a news release today, all that government land set aside for wind and solar energy is setting empty. "They have had years to begin and no one has built a thing", stated one observer. "Not one light bulb has been lit as far as I can se...
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Funny story:  Wind Turbines proposed for Royal Parks

Wind Turbines proposed for Royal Parks

In a shock statement this afternoon, Buckingham Palace announced it's intention to apply for planning permission for up to 600 wind turbines to be erected within The Royal Parks. The press release outlines the project, which is to be carried out o...
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Funny story:  Wind power hailed as the "empty promise of the future"

Wind power hailed as the "empty promise of the future"

Scientists are excited about the strong possibility that wind power will be the next big failure in the list of alternative energy sources. "We've had quite a few duds" said Professor Heinz Bitstein of the Berkeley College of Accountanc...
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Funny story:  Wan Van Man, Dan, An' Tan Man, Stan, Can Ban Gran's Fan Plan

Wan Van Man, Dan, An' Tan Man, Stan, Can Ban Gran's Fan Plan

89 year-old grandmother of 13 Edna Hiscox has hit a problem with her planning application to erect a wind turbine in her garden in Duke Street, Peckham. Two local businessmen, Daniel Lovatt and Stanley Stitt, obtained a court injunction on Tuesday...
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Funny story:  Louisiana Governor Worsens Oil Spill by Erecting Wind Turbines

Louisiana Governor Worsens Oil Spill by Erecting Wind Turbines

New Orleans, LA - Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal, who obviously has no clue how wind turbine technology works, asked his energy secretary to "pull out all those wind turbines we have in storage right away and start erecting them along the coast." J...
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Funny story:  Windmills - Slowing Rotation of Globe.

Windmills - Slowing Rotation of Globe.

A crisis bigger than global climate warming is rumoured to be troubling the scientific community. The massive increase in the number of vast wind generators is now thought to be slowing down the rotation of our earth. "I don't need to tell you...
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Funny story:  All New Wind Turbines To Be Built In Cities

All New Wind Turbines To Be Built In Cities

Wind generated electricity is here to stay - but rural dwellers have been up in arms about the number of gigantic turbines being erected in their backyards. In an appeal to the European Court of Human Rights, a group of country dwellers have overt...
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Funny story:  Wind farm 'kills Taiwanese goats'

Wind farm 'kills Taiwanese goats'

A large number of goats in Taiwan may have died because of a local wind farm, it was suggested today. A farmer on an outlying island told the BBC he had lost more than 400 animals after eight giant wind turbines were installed adjacent to his grazin...
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Funny story:  Fart Powered Car Breaks Record

Fart Powered Car Breaks Record

A British engineer from Hampshire has broken the world land speed record for a human gas powered vehicle. Richard Jenkins reached 126.1 mph (202.9 kmh) in his car Greenbird on the dry plains of Ivanpah Lake in Nevada purely by using farts, collect...
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Funny story:  How They Work: Wind Turbines

How They Work: Wind Turbines

Wind turbines, the vast grey propellers that are popping up all over the country, are hailed for their ecological benefits. But how many people actually know how they work? I was lucky enough to attend a recent press briefing on the subject, and was amazed by the difference between the public perception of wind turbines and the actual facts. For instance, most people seem to believe that the...
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Funny story:  Kamikaze Birds Sabotage Wind Turbines

Kamikaze Birds Sabotage Wind Turbines

Atlantic City NJ-- A flock of seagulls deliberately flew into a local wind-farm, killing themselves and crippling several wind turbines. Estimated damage is $1.5 million dollars. Dozens of decapitated seagulls fell to the ground around the farm,...
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Funny story:  Turbine NIMBY

Turbine NIMBY

Turbine NIMBY by Rob Barratt (A song to the tune of "I'm a Lumberjack" or "Three Drunken Maidens" or make up a tune of your own. I've got a ten foot Sony plasma screen Lights on all over the house A flash Toshiba microwave A computer with a mouse I've got loads of electrical appliances But though I'm not one to whine I want it all and I want it now But I don't want a wind turbine I'...
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Funny story:  UFO Attacks X-Files Wind Farm

UFO Attacks X-Files Wind Farm

Enthusiasts from the UFO organisation 12th Planet are claiming the massive damage to a Smegmashire wind farm turbine was caused by a mystery alien spacecraft from the planet Nibiru. The turbine at Doggers Clough lost one 66ft (20m) blade and anot...
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