Horley man, Mr Mann left his family and friends shocked and distraught on Wednesday when according to his wife he was in the garden demonstrating to the kids the traditional Maori "haka" when the wind suddenly changed and his face got stuck.
Our r...
Government proposals for a large wind farm off the coast of Scotland were approved today, and construction may begin as early as next year. However, local groups have voiced their concerns.
Anti-wind energy group Breaking Wind were disappointed wi...
Following a series of news reports about NASA's ability to "sniff the wind coming from a new black hole", the entire publicity department at the Kennedy Space Center was given their walking papers.
"It might have been an honest mistake yes, but on...
The Met Office today issued a 'Severe Weather Warning' and advised UK residents to batten down the hatches, as there is a high probability of the nation being traversed by a stiff breeze at some point on Wednesday.
Residents have been advised to...
Professor Norton Folgate has a theory about wind.
And, as usual, he was only too willing to share his theory with us.
As it is too much like hard work to edit what the Prof witters on about, we are, once again, printing his latest theory in full.
"Wind is a funny thing really.
You can feel it and you can see the effects of it, but you can't see it.
Wind is a kind of energy, which is...
LONDON - David Cameron, a public sector worker, was evicted by his home by Mother Nature.
He had lived in the building since June with his wife and kids.
"It's terrible!" he proclaims. "How on earth could this happen? You know, they say you're...
Flags hang more limply, kites are struggling to get aloft and the washing takes a little longer to dry.
According to an astonishing new study, Britain has got noticeably less windy over the last few decades.
The reason behind this is due to a dra...
Hurricane Earl, the Atlantic storm system has caused chaos across the Atlantic in the UK. The West Coast of the UK has been battered by wind speeds of up to sixty miles an hour dislodging roof tiles and blowing over cones on the M6.
It was the lat...
A sudden and shocking gust of wind in a small cornish village caused a usually straight standing tree to 'lean dramatically'.
Eyewitness Kenwyn Cribbs told us "we were all in the pub when this gust came whippin' by! Next thing ol' leafy, thats the...
The Center for Politics and the Media is reporting today that there has been a significant increase in the cases of Gas, Bloating, and Diarrhea in the nation's capital. While these ailments have always been prevalent in the nations capital as well as...
Los Angeles, CA - Victoria Beckham AKA Posh Spice has admitted in a candid interview with The Spoof that her sour facial expression is not a result of uncontrollable moodiness or snobbery as so many people believe, but is a result of a very great win...
Atlantic City NJ-- A flock of seagulls deliberately flew into a local wind-farm, killing themselves and crippling several wind turbines. Estimated damage is $1.5 million dollars. Dozens of decapitated seagulls fell to the ground around the farm,...
A six-year-old boy in Oldham who can't stop pulling ugly faces, had a horrifying experience this week when, after pulling his ugliest face to date, he stayed like 'that', just as his Mum had warned him he would.
It wasn't as if his Mum, Jackie, ha...
He was called Uncle Hunt. He died at the turn of the century. His shotgun was a muzzle-loaded rifle of 19th century. Another precious piece of equipment was his dented brass monocular. His ammo consisted of a gunpowder flask, a few slugs, some pieces of cloth and several percussion caps. His most reliable and ever ready tool to assess the velocity of the wind was a handful of soft dirt. He h...
1. Drink beer from a ladies boot in the wind...
DISCLAIMER: The following is a frank discussion of a bodily function for the purposes of philosophy. Those of you repulsed by either, please don't read.
(New York-NY) It's not gray hair, beginning to surround my temples and most of my head(s), that I fear is telling me I'm aging. It isn't even me having to say, "What did you say?" if I'm listening to someone with more than two other people talk...
Tony Blair, His Friend By Crazy Cal Jennings
(to "Blowin' in the Wind")...
Hurricane Cecil tore through a small town in America's south today leaving thousands without homes and many missing, feared ... missing.