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Snow storm hits the Caribbean Islands

Funny story: Snow storm hits the Caribbean Islands

Local residents across the Caribbean Islands have woken up to find their usual warm and sunny climate is currently inaccessible due to an unusual winter blizzard that has slammed the region. Winds are howling at more than 70 mph, the Blizzard of 2...

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Isle of Wight News: Ventnor to be the new home of Plastic Surgery

Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Ventnor to be the new home of Plastic Surgery

Ventnor, the island's southern most city, is set to become the new hotbed of plastic surgery in the UK, supplanting Harley Street as the top destination. "We can expect a a sudden influx of celebrities coming for their face jobs and wrinkle reduct...

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Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

Funny story: Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Weather Service is instructing all United States weathermen and meteorologists to stop stating the wind chill factor in their weather reports. The FWS has said that it is already damn cold enough and people are alrea...

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America Has Severe Case Of Wind

Funny story: America Has Severe Case Of Wind

WASHINGTON, Illinois - 53 million people in the United States were under severe weather watch as storms pounded much of the north central and eastern coastal states, brought on by the wrath of God. While under a half dozen people were thought to b...

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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

PHOENIX - Many people believe that Arizona governor Jan Brewer has finally gone off the deep end. The woman who has banned tacos, tortillas, and tamales in her state recently appeared on The View and made an astounding comment. She stated to Jo...

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Horley Horror: Man's Face Stayed That Way When The Wind Changed

Funny story: Horley Horror: Man's Face Stayed That Way When The Wind Changed

Horley man, Mr Mann left his family and friends shocked and distraught on Wednesday when according to his wife he was in the garden demonstrating to the kids the traditional Maori "haka" when the wind suddenly changed and his face got stuck. Our r...

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NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

Funny story: NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

Following a series of news reports about NASA's ability to "sniff the wind coming from a new black hole", the entire publicity department at the Kennedy Space Center was given their walking papers. "It might have been an honest mistake yes, but on...

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UK Severe Weather Alert - Batten Down The Hatches - Stiff Breeze Expected Wednesday

Funny story: UK Severe Weather Alert - Batten Down The Hatches - Stiff Breeze Expected Wednesday

The Met Office today issued a 'Severe Weather Warning' and advised UK residents to batten down the hatches, as there is a high probability of the nation being traversed by a stiff breeze at some point on Wednesday. Residents have been advised to...

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Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Wind

Funny story: Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Wind

Professor Norton Folgate has a theory about wind. And, as usual, he was only too willing to share his theory with us. As it is too much like hard work to edit what the Prof witters on about, we are, once again, printing his latest theory in full. "Wind is a funny thing really. You can feel it and you can see the effects of it, but you can't see it. Wind is a kind of energy, which is...

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Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

Funny story: Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

LONDON - David Cameron, a public sector worker, was evicted by his home by Mother Nature. He had lived in the building since June with his wife and kids. "It's terrible!" he proclaims. "How on earth could this happen? You know, they say you're...

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Why Britain has become less windy

Funny story: Why Britain has become less windy

Flags hang more limply, kites are struggling to get aloft and the washing takes a little longer to dry. According to an astonishing new study, Britain has got noticeably less windy over the last few decades. The reason behind this is due to a dra...

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Hurricane Earl causes chaos in the UK

Funny story: Hurricane Earl causes chaos in the UK

Hurricane Earl, the Atlantic storm system has caused chaos across the Atlantic in the UK. The West Coast of the UK has been battered by wind speeds of up to sixty miles an hour dislodging roof tiles and blowing over cones on the M6. It was the lat...

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Shock: Wind Causes Cornish Tree To Bend

Funny story: Shock: Wind Causes Cornish Tree To Bend

A sudden and shocking gust of wind in a small cornish village caused a usually straight standing tree to 'lean dramatically'. Eyewitness Kenwyn Cribbs told us "we were all in the pub when this gust came whippin' by! Next thing ol' leafy, thats the...

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Gas! Bloating! Diarrhea! Epidemic Hits DC

Funny story: Gas! Bloating! Diarrhea! Epidemic Hits DC

The Center for Politics and the Media is reporting today that there has been a significant increase in the cases of Gas, Bloating, and Diarrhea in the nation's capital. While these ailments have always been prevalent in the nations capital as well as...

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Posh admits sour facial expression is due to wind change

Funny story: Posh admits sour facial expression is due to wind change

Los Angeles, CA - Victoria Beckham AKA Posh Spice has admitted in a candid interview with The Spoof that her sour facial expression is not a result of uncontrollable moodiness or snobbery as so many people believe, but is a result of a very great win...

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Kamikaze Birds Sabotage Wind Turbines

Funny story: Kamikaze Birds Sabotage Wind Turbines

Atlantic City NJ-- A flock of seagulls deliberately flew into a local wind-farm, killing themselves and crippling several wind turbines. Estimated damage is $1.5 million dollars. Dozens of decapitated seagulls fell to the ground around the farm,...

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Boy Who Pulled Faces, Stays Like 'That'

Funny story: Boy Who Pulled Faces, Stays Like 'That'

A six-year-old boy in Oldham who can't stop pulling ugly faces, had a horrifying experience this week when, after pulling his ugliest face to date, he stayed like 'that', just as his Mum had warned him he would. It wasn't as if his Mum, Jackie, ha...

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Buck Talk

He was called Uncle Hunt. He died at the turn of the century. His shotgun was a muzzle-loaded rifle of 19th century. Another precious piece of equipment was his dented brass monocular. His ammo consisted of a gunpowder flask, a few slugs, some pieces of cloth and several percussion caps. His most reliable and ever ready tool to assess the velocity of the wind was a handful of soft dirt. He h...

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