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Funny story:  Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Newly crowned US Open tennis champion Andy Murray last night thanked his coach, former 80s tennis star Ivan Lendl for his winning streak which saw Murray pick up a Gold medal for beating Roger Federer in the Olympic Tennis at Wimbledon, and today his...
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Funny story:  Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

The pressures of competition have become so great on today's professional tennis tours that the players just can't take it any more. Following an explosion of crying by top players over the last 2 weeks in the latest Grand Slam tennis tournament,...
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Funny story:  Murray Crashes Out For England

Murray Crashes Out For England

Braveheart Murray displayed his English credentials against Federer yesterday as he sobbed after defeat and accepted the "oh so nearly" title of runner up in the Wimbledon final. Andy Murray, has been taking a bit of stick recently after his jibe som...
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Funny story:  Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

The Prime Minister was once again embroiled in controversy over the Jimmy Carr K2 tax avoidance scandal after visiting Wimbledon to watch the Men's Final between Britain's Andy Murray and Switzerland's Roger Federer. While in the VIP box, Cameron...
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Funny story:  Murray v Federer  Wimbledon Final - Celebrity Crowd Watch

Murray v Federer Wimbledon Final - Celebrity Crowd Watch

Well 74 years of hurt continues as Andy Murray lost in four sets to Swiss King Roger Federer, who now has 17 Grand Slams compared to Murrays none. Celebrities packed the Centre Court and Royal Box. David Cameron was in attendance, but had to leave early after remembering he left his daughter in a local pub. Nick Clegg was on hand to be Deputy David Cameron, albeit without the family tru...
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Funny story:  Prime Minister Unhurt During Men's Singles Final Incident At Wimbledon!

Prime Minister Unhurt During Men's Singles Final Incident At Wimbledon!

An assassination attempt on the Prime Minister's life was at first suspected this afternoon as he was sitting in the Grandstand at Wimbledon's Centre Court watching today's men's singles tennis final taking place there. Police bodyguards rushed t...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

The final day of Wimbledon - traditionally the day of the mens final - was thrown into controversy early this morning when Andy Murray was refused entry by strict security staff. Murray - the first British mens finalist for 74 years - was turned a...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray was today sensationally awarded the Mens Single title at Wimbledon after an amazing turn of events that saw Roger Federer fail to turn up for the Final after being arrested in the middle of the night. An anonymous caller to the Metropo...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray Promises That If He Wins Wimbledon He'll Stop Doing Bad Sean Connery Impressions

Andy Murray Promises That If He Wins Wimbledon He'll Stop Doing Bad Sean Connery Impressions

Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray released an official statement this morning to the effect that, if he beats Roger Federer in Sunday's mens singles final he'll stop doing bad Sean Connery impressions. The move comes following criticism from f...
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Funny story:  Queen chickens out of Wimbledon finals, fears Andy Murray straight sets thrashing

Queen chickens out of Wimbledon finals, fears Andy Murray straight sets thrashing

London - She's refusing to enter the Royal Box on Sunday amid predictions of a national humiliation as Roger Federer wipes the floor with Andy Murray. Besides, three hours of sitting around on one's royal arse plays havoc with the old colostomy ba...
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Funny story:  Scotland demand autonomy from the UK and from July 2012 it will be called Murrayland!

Scotland demand autonomy from the UK and from July 2012 it will be called Murrayland!

It's taken 74 years for a Brit to reach the final of Wimbledon and it just happened to be a Scot! Andy Murray (congratulations) has done what no other Brit has ever done apart from Fred Perry; he's conquered the world's tennis elite and will now meet...
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Funny story:  Wimbledon - Agnieszka Radwanska Flies The Flag For Britain In Ladies Singles

Wimbledon - Agnieszka Radwanska Flies The Flag For Britain In Ladies Singles

In an aggressive and athletic display of the finest that ladies tennis has to offer, Poland born Brit girl, Agnieszka Radwanska cruised through to the Wimbledon Ladies Singles final, after beating Angelique Kerber, of Germany in straight sets here to...
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Funny story:  Tennis fans' horror as Tim Henman's dad mistaken for George W Bush

Tennis fans' horror as Tim Henman's dad mistaken for George W Bush

London - Quite what he was doing in Wimbledon's royal box is a mystery, flanked by the likes of gold digger Kate Middleton and assorted other desperate Z-Listers. Today the facial similarity between Anthony Henman - father of top UK tennis no-wozz...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Female Andy Murray fans have come up with a great way of watching the great British hope stumble through his games at Wimbledon; they knit during the games because although Andy is a Brit, he's a pretty boring one. Female British "once a year tenn...
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Funny story:  Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Following her admission that she has not been grunting on the courts of the professional tennis tour but impersonating her pet owl, Frederick, a well known top female tennis star has blown the lid off the grunting debate that has been dominating wome...
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Funny story:  Hideous patterned cardie as Pippa Middleton does Wimbledon

Hideous patterned cardie as Pippa Middleton does Wimbledon

London - "Did you crochet it yerself, love?" was one linesman's quip as the pointless social climber arrived at Centre Court's royal box today. "Ooh, with so many clashing geometric lines it's bound to f++k up the Hawkeye functionality," another a...
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Funny story:  Wimbledon 2012: Andy Murray Routs Unknown Russian

Wimbledon 2012: Andy Murray Routs Unknown Russian

British number one tennis player Andy Murray opened his 2012 Wimbledon campaign by producing a near-faultless display during a crushing victory over unknown Russian Davy Denko. Fourth seed Murray dominated Denko with huge serves and beautifully-ac...
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Funny story:  Venus Williams Dumped Out of Wimbledon Claims She Has Several Previously Undiagnosed  Syndromes

Venus Williams Dumped Out of Wimbledon Claims She Has Several Previously Undiagnosed Syndromes

Five-time champion Venus Williams was sensationally and unceremoniously dumped from Wimbledon after a straight-sets first-round defeat by Elena Vesnina. The 32-year-old American though is claiming that she is suffering from several previously un...
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