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Funny story:  Bank of England Saved

Bank of England Saved

In a dramatic move the fate of the Bank of England has been saved by the appointment of true winner. He is Gilbert 'Minty' Murray, who has astonished everyone with his amazing talent for finding strength from nowhere and in being at several places...
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Funny story:  John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale confirms his attention seeking 'ham fisted' status.

John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale confirms his attention seeking 'ham fisted' status.

Wimbledon, LONDON: John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale was in 'fine' form at this years Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships, posing and making insane comments. The BBC send hundreds of staff to 'featherbed' the likes of John 'I'm so beautiful' Inve...
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Funny story:  Canada train wreck, San Francisco jet crash...is this an omen for Andy Murray's Wimbledon dream?

Canada train wreck, San Francisco jet crash...is this an omen for Andy Murray's Wimbledon dream?

London - An astrological roller coaster weekend of terrible disasters has been triggered by the Moon/Mars conjunction in the sign of Cancer just hours ahead of Sunday's Wimbledon Men's Finals where Brit No 1 hope Andy Murray's makes his championship...
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Funny story:  Edward Snowden spotted in royal box at Wimbledon Men's Finals

Edward Snowden spotted in royal box at Wimbledon Men's Finals

Langley, Virginia - Long distance surveillance wizards at the CIA's President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence [sic] HQ are studying latest imagery of US intelligence whistleblower Edward Snowden who has just been discovered in the third r...
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Funny story:  Slippin 'n sliden at Wimbledon

Slippin 'n sliden at Wimbledon

A shocking day at Wimbledon saw many of the top seeded players literally fall by the wayside. Slips and falls were prevalent during the day of upsets. One top seeded player was severely reprimanded for wearing shoes with red soles. A smiling Perce...
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Funny story:  Wimbledon 2013: Laura Robson To Have Two Hillocks Named After Her

Wimbledon 2013: Laura Robson To Have Two Hillocks Named After Her

Laura Robson, the British tennis start who stunneded 10th seed Maria Kirilenko to reach the second round of Wimbledon 2013, is to follow in the footsteps of previous British tennis 'greats' Tim Henman and Andy Murray, and, in time-honoured fashion, h...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Newly crowned US Open tennis champion Andy Murray last night thanked his coach, former 80s tennis star Ivan Lendl for his winning streak which saw Murray pick up a Gold medal for beating Roger Federer in the Olympic Tennis at Wimbledon, and today his...
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Funny story:  Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

The pressures of competition have become so great on today's professional tennis tours that the players just can't take it any more. Following an explosion of crying by top players over the last 2 weeks in the latest Grand Slam tennis tournament,...
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Funny story:  Murray Crashes Out For England

Murray Crashes Out For England

Braveheart Murray displayed his English credentials against Federer yesterday as he sobbed after defeat and accepted the "oh so nearly" title of runner up in the Wimbledon final. Andy Murray, has been taking a bit of stick recently after his jibe som...
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Funny story:  Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

The Prime Minister was once again embroiled in controversy over the Jimmy Carr K2 tax avoidance scandal after visiting Wimbledon to watch the Men's Final between Britain's Andy Murray and Switzerland's Roger Federer. While in the VIP box, Cameron...
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Funny story:  Murray v Federer  Wimbledon Final - Celebrity Crowd Watch

Murray v Federer Wimbledon Final - Celebrity Crowd Watch

Well 74 years of hurt continues as Andy Murray lost in four sets to Swiss King Roger Federer, who now has 17 Grand Slams compared to Murrays none. Celebrities packed the Centre Court and Royal Box. David Cameron was in attendance, but had to leave early after remembering he left his daughter in a local pub. Nick Clegg was on hand to be Deputy David Cameron, albeit without the family tru...
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Funny story:  Prime Minister Unhurt During Men's Singles Final Incident At Wimbledon!

Prime Minister Unhurt During Men's Singles Final Incident At Wimbledon!

An assassination attempt on the Prime Minister's life was at first suspected this afternoon as he was sitting in the Grandstand at Wimbledon's Centre Court watching today's men's singles tennis final taking place there. Police bodyguards rushed t...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

The final day of Wimbledon - traditionally the day of the mens final - was thrown into controversy early this morning when Andy Murray was refused entry by strict security staff. Murray - the first British mens finalist for 74 years - was turned a...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray was today sensationally awarded the Mens Single title at Wimbledon after an amazing turn of events that saw Roger Federer fail to turn up for the Final after being arrested in the middle of the night. An anonymous caller to the Metropo...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray Promises That If He Wins Wimbledon He'll Stop Doing Bad Sean Connery Impressions

Andy Murray Promises That If He Wins Wimbledon He'll Stop Doing Bad Sean Connery Impressions

Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray released an official statement this morning to the effect that, if he beats Roger Federer in Sunday's mens singles final he'll stop doing bad Sean Connery impressions. The move comes following criticism from f...
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Funny story:  Queen chickens out of Wimbledon finals, fears Andy Murray straight sets thrashing

Queen chickens out of Wimbledon finals, fears Andy Murray straight sets thrashing

London - She's refusing to enter the Royal Box on Sunday amid predictions of a national humiliation as Roger Federer wipes the floor with Andy Murray. Besides, three hours of sitting around on one's royal arse plays havoc with the old colostomy ba...
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Funny story:  Scotland demand autonomy from the UK and from July 2012 it will be called Murrayland!

Scotland demand autonomy from the UK and from July 2012 it will be called Murrayland!

It's taken 74 years for a Brit to reach the final of Wimbledon and it just happened to be a Scot! Andy Murray (congratulations) has done what no other Brit has ever done apart from Fred Perry; he's conquered the world's tennis elite and will now meet...
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Funny story:  Wimbledon - Agnieszka Radwanska Flies The Flag For Britain In Ladies Singles

Wimbledon - Agnieszka Radwanska Flies The Flag For Britain In Ladies Singles

In an aggressive and athletic display of the finest that ladies tennis has to offer, Poland born Brit girl, Agnieszka Radwanska cruised through to the Wimbledon Ladies Singles final, after beating Angelique Kerber, of Germany in straight sets here to...
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