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Wonka Factory To Close After "Numerous" Violations

Funny story: Wonka Factory To Close After "Numerous" Violations

A multi agency squad of Immigration officers, Health and safety and anti terror officials have completed a raid of the Wonka factory following lengthy surveillance of the site and its workforce. The factory, famed for its delicious and sometimes s...

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"WonkaLeaks" Causes International Uproar

Funny story: "WonkaLeaks" Causes International Uproar

WikiLeaks main rival, "WonkaLeaks", has released secret cables between former U.S. Secretary of Confectioneries Dr. Karen J. Stevens, Ph.D. and well-known candy maker Wonka. The following statements by Dr. Stevens (pictured at right) seem to hint at a sinister web of ulterior motives by the U.S. government: * February 14, 2004 || Where can I get my hands on some more 'yellow cake'? * Ma...

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Willy Wonka has a Krafty Plan

Funny story: Willy Wonka has a Krafty Plan

Willy Wonka has a krafty plan which he dreamed up after he was denied bidding for Cadbury's by some politicians including Slugworth Brown. Now that Cadbury's have been taken over by Kraft, Willy now has a krafty plan to start a worldwide campaign...

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Willy Wonka bids for Cadbury can outbid Kraft

Funny story: Willy Wonka bids for Cadbury can outbid Kraft

Willy Wonka the world famous chocolate maker is bidding to buy Cardbury and is prepared to put in a bigger bid than Kraft. Wonka is reported to be furious that although he is in a financial position to put in a bigger bid than Kraft he is being preve...

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Umpa Lumpa's Strike Back!

Funny story: Umpa Lumpa's Strike Back!

Workers at the famous Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory went on strike this morning due to the recent announcement that Mr Wonka is planning on replacing the traditional Umpa Lumpa's with a newly developed strain of Super Umpa Lumpas. Our inside so...

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President Obama Goes "Willy Wonka"

In an effort to spur consumer spending, President Obama has decided to use a gimmick he learned from his favorite childhood movie, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." His idea is to put five "golden dollars" into circulation, each having a p...

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Sir Alan Sugar endorses the Charlie Bucket school of Business

Funny story: Sir Alan Sugar endorses the Charlie Bucket school of Business

The Bob Hoskins of the business world, Sir Alan Sugar (see how many anagrams there are of that name, kids) has said that his perfect candidate on The Apprentice would be Charlie Bucket.

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Charlie Bucket struggles to hit Q1 targets at Wonka Chocolate

Funny story: Charlie Bucket struggles to hit Q1 targets at Wonka Chocolate

Charlie Bucket, the recently installed CEO of Wonka Chocolate has today been criticised for his handling of the company which has led to Q1 profit warnings being issued.

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Willy Wonka To Lead Tory Election Campaign

Funny story: Willy Wonka To Lead Tory Election Campaign

David Cameron has hired fictional character Willy Wonka to lead the party to victory at the next election.

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Wonka convicted of Oompaloompa manslaughter

Funny story: Wonka convicted of Oompaloompa manslaughter

Popular businessman Willy Wonka was beginning a two year stretch behind bars yesterday after a judge found him guilty of manslaughter.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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