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Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

Funny story: Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has informed GOPicky Magazine that she is making plans to leave the country. The former governor of Alaska, who quit in the middle of her term to concentrate on her reality TV show as well as participating...

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Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Said To Be Very Depressed

Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Said To Be Very Depressed

WASILLA, Alaska - According to Bristol Palin's younger sister Willow, Bristol known as The Baby Moose, is devastated at having been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. Willow said that Bristy had told her that she was going to win the prestigi...

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Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

Funny story: Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

WASILLA, Alaska - News reports coming out of the Iceberg State, report that Todd Palin has confided in his salmon fishing guide that he is very worried about his wife Sarah. Mr. Palin told Miss Nanicka Zapalicka that just in the past month the old...

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Bristol Palin Says "No Sex" Until Marriage

Funny story: Bristol Palin Says "No Sex" Until Marriage

WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin, the 21-year-old unmarried mother of 3-year-old Tripp Johnston has suddenly become the unofficial spokesperson for young teen girls. Bristol "The Pistol" as her mother, Sarah "The Snowflake" Palin calls her, got pre...

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Bristol Palin's New Reality Show "Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp" Is Headed For The Reality Show Trash Bin

Funny story: Bristol Palin's New Reality Show "Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp" Is Headed For The Reality Show Trash Bin

LOS ANGELES - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's daughter Bristol's new reality show Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp (sic) had its premier. The shows executives were hoping to get 3 to 4 million viewers but it appears that they overestimated a bit as only 4,...

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Sarah Palin Growing Tired of 16-Year-Old Daughter Willow's Wild Wayward Ways Takes Her Out of School

Funny story: Sarah Palin Growing Tired of 16-Year-Old Daughter Willow's Wild Wayward Ways Takes Her Out of School

WASILLA, Alaska - A close family friend has said that Sarah Palin has finally gotten to her wits end with 16-year-old foul-mouthed daughter Willow. According to reports published in GOPicky Magazine, the former governor of Alaska and Tina Fey look...

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Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

Funny story: Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

HATCHERS PASS, Alaska - The little Alaskan village of Hatchers Pass was the scene of the biggest wedding in the area since 1897, when Eskimo Chief Sha Na Na's daughter Ohh La la married Hookerholt "Snowballs" Broomprackle, the son of Hollander and Sn...

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Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

Funny story: Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

HOLLYWOOD - Actress Julianne Moore has just informed the entertainment media that she has agreed to portray the former governor of Alaska Sarah Louise Palin in the motion picture Game Change. The TouchRock film in association with TriMoon Pictures is being produced and directed by Martello Pellagrini. Moore said that the role will be one of the biggest acting challenges of her acting career...

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Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

Funny story: Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

WASILLA, Alaska - The word on the frozen streets of Wasilla is not good in regards to the Palin Family. It appears that there may be trouble over in Casa Moscow, the Todd and Sarah Palin home. For the past few weeks the rumor mills of this tiny Al...

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Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

Funny story: Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

WASILLA, Alaska - The television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Sarah Palin's second daughter, the non-dancing Willow Palin, has admitted to having an out-of-control fetish regarding Justin Bieber. Willow "The Pillow" as her...

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"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Looking For Gold In All The 'Right' Places

Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Looking For Gold In All The 'Right' Places

WASILLA, Alaska - The finale of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska started off like all of the previous shows with the fantastic theme song "Follow Me There" which was written and performed by a band called Third Day. The theme song really captures the f...

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Sarah "Lumberjack" Palin Singled-Handedly Cuts Down A 170 Foot Tree On "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

Funny story: Sarah "Lumberjack" Palin Singled-Handedly Cuts Down A 170 Foot Tree On "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

KODIAK ISLAND, Alaska - Sarah Palin and her husband Todd and their 16-year-old daughter Willow headed out to Afognak Island located on Kodiak Island in the seventh installment of the hit cable show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska. Afognak was founded...

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"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em

Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em

WASILLA, Alaska - After watching Sarah Palin's latest episode of her hit reality show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska, I am beginning to wonder why she would ever remotely want to be president of the United States knowing that it will greatly cut into th...

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Robert Pattinson Accused By Willow Palin As Baby's Dad!

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Accused By Willow Palin As Baby's Dad!

The latest news from the Palin Bunch is that Willow Palin, younger sister of Bristol, is pregnant. The story was covered by a national tabloid and thus far, has not been confirmed. Willow has told our own Chester Ingraham that if she is pregnant,...

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The Word On The Frozen Streets Of Wasilla, Alaska Is That Now Willow "The Pillow" Palin Might Soon Be Hearing The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet

Funny story: The Word On The Frozen Streets Of Wasilla, Alaska Is That Now Willow "The Pillow" Palin Might Soon Be Hearing The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet

WASILLA, Alaska - Well as if all of the anti-gay twittering fiasco wasn't enough to give "Mama Grizzly" Palin an upset stomach now comes word from an inside source that her 16-year-old daughter Willow Palin isn't exactly sure if she will be passing t...

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Palin Daughters, Willow and Bristol Have Become The Anti-Gay "Twittering Twits"

Funny story: Palin Daughters, Willow and Bristol Have Become The Anti-Gay "Twittering Twits"

WASILLA - It appears that the Palin family is trying to take over the electronic media as now Willow, who is 16, has taken to Twitter to defend the Palin's new reality show, Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska. Willow has gotten into it with several fello...

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Willow Palin: "Like, get over it, Paris Jackson!"

Funny story: Willow Palin: "Like, get over it, Paris Jackson!"

Juneau-her, Alas!-ka - (Rotters): Willow Palin has sent Paris Jackson a sweet message of condolence after seeing her very under-rehearsed primetime coast-to-toast (sick!) debut performance on TV yesterday. The fourteen year old commiserated with J...

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Willow, Bristol and Sarah Palin in Wild Sex Romp with School Principal

Funny story: Willow, Bristol and Sarah Palin in Wild Sex Romp with School Principal

Satire writer NickFun expressed regret at writing the above headline this afternoon from his home office near Los Angeles. "That just didn't happen. I don't know what got into me", Fun stated. "I don't even know the Palins. I deeply apologize t...

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