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Funny story: Whaddyamean 'Kevin Spacey is Star Trek actor William Shatner's son?'

Whaddyamean 'Kevin Spacey is Star Trek actor William Shatner's son?'

Los Angeles - A celebwatch site has named Captain James T Kirk actor William Shatner as Kevin Spacey's birth father following months of crafty DNA sleuthing. According to LA FagHagSlagMag.con editorial sources the 53 year-old Consenting Adults and...
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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

LOS ANGELES - Star Trek premiered on NBC back in 1966. It ran for three seasons and although it did not become a big hit in the ratings department it did attract a huge loyal fan following who refer to themselves as "Trekkies." Two of the main sta...
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Funny story: "Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

"Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song: Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships. The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed the...
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Funny story: Did Sulu Have Boyfriend Aboard USS Enterprise?

Did Sulu Have Boyfriend Aboard USS Enterprise?

Actor George Takai has hinted that he had a boyfriend aboard the USS Enterprise but refuses to give out his name. Was Captain Kirk entirely a lady's man, Spock wearing a tutu on the holodeck or was Uhura a man or maybe a cadet in the bit parts?...
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Funny story: Family of four found living under William Shatner's toupee

Family of four found living under William Shatner's toupee

Startling reports out of Los Angeles this afternoon reveal that a practically microscopic family has been living under William Shatner's toupee for decades without notice. The shockingly teeny Mudd family apparently migrated from the fur of a tri...
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Funny story: Part 2 Jedi Knight Attack: Into the Ear Canal of Death

Part 2 Jedi Knight Attack: Into the Ear Canal of Death

Tattomein- "Go! Not go! Only to be in existence is a waste of space. Must follow to its' conclusion of logical" said Yoga to Luke and Leia Pissgum Skywalker as they fought their way into their starfighter suit and star fighter ship. "I think someone's gaining a few killipgrims in their posterior side," chided Luke as he struggled with the seat harness." "Oh shut up!" replied Leia as she pull...
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Funny story: William Shatner Arrested By Bathroom Police

William Shatner Arrested By Bathroom Police

Popular actor William Shatner was arrested on two charges this morning at the Los Angeles Airport by the Bathroom Police after spending more than 45 minutes in there. "The Governor, Mr. Schwarzenegger, told us to arrest anybody who stayed in the b...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin: William Shatner Full Of Shat!

Sarah Palin: William Shatner Full Of Shat!

After William Shatner did his little thing about Sarah Palin's new book, "Going Rogue" on the Tonight Show, Sarah Palin herself showed up and read parts of Shatner's books in a similar vein, Friday night. Shatner, full of himself as usual, then be...
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Funny story: Star Trek legend's Tam O' Shatner

Star Trek legend's Tam O' Shatner

Star Trek legend William Shatner is to read the poems of Rabbie Burns in space. Scotland's Homecoming 2009 celebrations got a boost today when it was revealed a special Rabbie Burns satellite is to be sent into orbit by NASA. The celebrations,...
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Funny story: Shatner Does Palin Once

Shatner Does Palin Once

Everyone who caught the Conan O'Brien Show got a rare treat on Monday night-William Shatner reciting Sarah Palin's farewell speech in the style of a 50's beat poet. Dressed fittingly in black, Shatner had a little trouble with the iambic penta...
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Funny story: William Shatner spotted at the new "Star Trek" movie dressed as Capt. James T. Kirk

William Shatner spotted at the new "Star Trek" movie dressed as Capt. James T. Kirk

Hollywood, California - Taking over the movie projector room, William Shatner pulled the film reel of the new "Star Trek" movie out from the projector and onto the floor, leaving the silver screen blank with only the blaring white light on it as movi...
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Funny story: William Shatner Builds Incredible Space Ship

William Shatner Builds Incredible Space Ship

Hairy Furrows/Illinois. Eddy Dubois on personal assignment. I'm standing in the garden of William Shatner, or better known to his legions of fans as James 'Tiberius' Kirk. Wow. I hardly know how to greet the man, I am so in awe of actually standing in the great actor's prescence that I just clam up. Fortunately, Jim, I mean Bill, puts me at ease by giving my ear a 'wet willy'..(such big fingers!).
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Funny story: William Shatner Admits "Man-Crush" on George Takei

William Shatner Admits "Man-Crush" on George Takei

After months of trading insults with George Takei over a perceived wedding snub, William Shatner has invited Takei to be on his new show, "Shatner's Raw Nerve". However, it is apparently not to keep the feud going, but to admit Shatner's long-standi...
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Funny story: 'William Shatner and Ringo Starr both have mad-old-man disease say Docs'

'William Shatner and Ringo Starr both have mad-old-man disease say Docs'

Doctors have asked the general public for calm and patience, when reacting to the recent spate of old entertainers talking shit on the internet. They can't help it. IT'S A REAL DISEASE. Ringo Starr has recently decided he HATED people who write to...
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Funny story: 'Fu*k you Shatner'

'Fu*k you Shatner'

Over the hill fake space Captain James T Shatner today unleashed a torrent of abuse against his Star Truk co-star of too many years George Takeaway after the oriental sausage jockey told him to 'Stay the fu*k away' from his 'wedding' to long time bum...
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Funny story: Man Returns From The Future and Says It's 'Not that Bad'

Man Returns From The Future and Says It's 'Not that Bad'

Scientists are continuing to question a man who claims to be the first time traveler to visit Earth this year.
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Funny story: American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol, king of reality shows on U.S. television, has announced a new spin off to air this summer. The show, titled "Not the American Idol," will begin running one week after the regular program ends in May and will continue through...
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Funny story: William Shatner comments on presidential race, endorses self

William Shatner comments on presidential race, endorses self

LOS ANGELES - Emmy-winner, Star Trek's original Captain Kirk, William Shatner weighed in on the ongoing race for the White House, wishing all candidates in both parties luck, and going on record to endorse himself.
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