Despite mounting anger from Argentina, after a part of Antartica was named after the Queen this week, it has been reported that the Falklands are to be renamed the "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands".
The UK ambassador to Argentina was summoned on Fr...
The Queen today attended cabinet where she sat between David Cameron and William Hague. During the meeting there was a discussion on Afghanistan as well as a vote that resulted in everyone giving The Queen three cheers.
One extraordinary piece of...
UK Foreign Secretary William Hague, he of the croaky voice and bumbling appearance, has told The Spoof that he has a second job. By day he masquerades as a politician, but at night his alter-ego is known as Baldness Boy.
"I wanted to keep this sid...
David Cameron and some dude from France (a President? We don't know it's France it could be anything) have decided that they will arm the rebels in Syria, but only with "defensive weapons". They stress that this will help bring a quick end to the blo...
Last night William Hague, Foreign Secretary, surprised the chairman and committee when he walked out of the Richmond Working Men's Club completely unaided.
Mr. Hague has been a keen attender of the annual Richmond 'do', which the club arranges sec...
It's official. Foreign Secretary William Hague has been reclassified as a giant dwarf by the British Medical Association. The chairman of the association Dr Hermann Clitterman made the announcement last night down at the pub.
Hagues's head is quit...
I've much to be glad for, like my personal assistants Julian and Lucien,
Ffion the Mrs, and Wilberforce, my cosmetic beautician,
My overseas investments in Germany, Saudi Arabia and the Aleutian,
And the fact that I'm a billionaire politician!
Now Christmas approaches, time to share and give to the poor,
That's what they say, but I think that idea is a bore,
The proletariat masses, drunken...
William Hague is to meet with his European counterparts in January, to discuss the state of the Euro currency.
Mr Hague commented: "It seems I have to go to a Paris hotel-room soon, for a meeting with the European heads of state, something to do w...
IMF, The Guild of International Bankers, and the Offshore Investments Fund representatives have arrived secretly in the UK, to discuss their getting possible loans, in a bid to stave off further World financial crises.
It seems that the executives...
August's winner of the Inchcock Gazette Political Ode
The Right Honourable William Hague MP (Referred to as WH in the ode)
First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.
The richest MP in Parliament
vs
Inchcock Chambers RIP (Referred to as IC in the ode)
Out of work lower grade elderly Spoofer
Under Medical Care.
Basic pension, in debt up to his ey...
London - The Foreign Secretary's chilling words warned that Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi's ability to slip in/slip out of the country unnoticed was making the Government look pretty foolish.
"WTF's he doing at a Jewish wake, forgawdssakes?" Hague dem...
Foreign Secretary William Hague was last night facing calls to resign after sources reported that he had failed to "organise a piss up in a brewery" in his constituency of Richmond, Yorkshire.
Hague, who was heavily criticised by British nationals...
Arab league members were truly amazed and dismayed when William Hague attended a charity masquerade ball last night dressed as a crusader knight.
Ably supported by the lovely Ffion he staggered in red faced under the weight of the costume and spe...
Foreign Secretary William Hague, already under fire after the botched diplomatic mission to Libya, is facing increased pressure to resign after it emerged that he received backing from Colonel Gaddafi only 2 weeks before civil unrest hit the oil rich...
Cheryl Cole has pronounced her love for a new hair styling product, which was modelled tonight by one of the country's most famous Williams.
William Hague startled Serious News viewers around the world by unveiling the product during a live Press...
Following the news that Foreign Office computers have recently suffered an infection of the Zeus Trojan, it has emerged that the UK Government is currently employing people stupid enough to click on links found in unsolicited emails.
"Some of the...
In a press conference in Munich today, William Hague told reporters that the Foreign Office repelled an attack last month from "a hostile state intelligence agency". The virus used in the attack has now been identified as variant F of the infamous Z...
An indoor Five-a-side soccer match between the 'Lib-Dems Conservative Disunited' (LDCD) and the 'Dilapidated Opposition Pretend Electioneers Shambles' (Dopes).
It is to take place in George Osborne's airing cupboard on a date to be announced follo...