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Ecuador Embassy Sets Conditions to Restore Assange's Internet

London, UK-The Ecuadorian embassy issued its first statement explaining their decision to halt internet access to Julian Assange, WikiLeaks editor-in-chief. "Julian Assange resides with us at the embassy since June 2012. Ecuador granted him polit...

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WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

Funny story: WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

Washington, DC - Trump supporters waiting for their October surprise from WikiLeaks now have the ammunition they have been waiting for: Hillary Clinton's unused campaign slogans are described in several private hacked emails. The slogans were propo...

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Russian Secret Agent Reveals Truth About Wikileaks DNC Controversy

WASHINGTON -- It was reported on last Monday, July 25, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) confirmed its investigation into the hack involving the Democratic National Committee (DNC) emails. Since the breach of the DNC server was first announc...

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Wikileaks Latest...

Dear diary, *sigh I have been working for five years on the International Anti-Terrorism Forensic Task Force and after examining the Paris attacks I have yet again come to the conclusion that it was the governments that were behind this. It's always the freakin' governments! Boston - government! Charlie Hebdo - government! Australia - government! And my superiors (obviously) don...

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Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

Funny story: Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

The prosecutor's office in Sweden has finally sent a representative to question Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy. This assistant prosecutor is Ms. Valerie Thighborg, 29, brunette, slender, wearing Madame Orientale rouge lipstick, and att...

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NSA about to make every American a movie star

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - The U. S. National Security Agency (NSA) is gathering audiovisual recordings of millions of American citizens in its three-year effort to compile the largest "gonzo" pornographic tape of all time. What men, women, teens, and...

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A Colorful Bouquet, or, the Importance of Being Furnaced

Funny story: A Colorful Bouquet, or, the Importance of Being Furnaced

The following report was posted on Wikileaks last week. It was taken from a Super Top Secret CIA file, but upon request of the U.S. government, Wikileaks decided to kill this story because news of the new Sexually Transmitted Disease. the McAllistore...

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Quentin Kelp MP - Leaks and Red Curtains

Dear Constituents I have had a very busy week trying to find reasons not to stay in the house. This is partly due to trying to avoid my wife who is constantly asking when we intend to go and visit her mother in Macclesfield. Apparently (quote): "September is nearly on us, autumn is around the corner, the schools will be going back, half term will soon be upon us, Guy Fawkes night is waitin...

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Assange In Great Escape Bid

Funny story: Assange In Great Escape Bid

Wikileaks boss and wannabe lothario, Julian Assange, is believed to be going stir crazy, as he has now been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy for over two months. Embassy sources claim Assange's mood has darkened further since he was granted asyl...

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Nuclear Option for Assange

Funny story: Nuclear Option for Assange

Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder, currently camped at the Ecuadorian Embassy with locked in syndrome has been granted the right to die in a complex decision by The European Commission. The British Government has decided to help Assange in his que...

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Assange fury after emails hacked

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is planning to quit his refuge in the Ecuadorean embassy in London after accusing officials there of reading his emails. Assange, who ran screaming into the embassy in June claiming asylum in a bid to avoid ext...

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Yet another weeky leeks scoop

Our intrepid reporter has just phoned in his latest report, telling us that the well known geriatric crooner Wankadink Humpanoldbag actually died eight months ago. Apparently what we see is an excellent Japanese robotic clone, inch perfect. The voice is masterful and undistinguishable from the real thing, even down to the occasional gasping croak,which one would expect from such an aged person.

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WikiLeaks to release 2.5 million 'embarrassing' Syrian emails, 2.4 million of which contain porn

Funny story: WikiLeaks to release 2.5 million 'embarrassing' Syrian emails, 2.4 million of which contain porn

STOCKHOLM - WikiLeaks has begun releasing what it claims are 2.5 million embarrassing emails to and from the Syrian government. It is believed that at least 2.4 million of these emails contain hardcore pornography. A spokesperson realeased a state...

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Wikipedia to Offer a Print Edition

Funny story: Wikipedia to Offer a Print Edition

Horace Mann of suburban Newberg has completed his purchase of all 26 volumes of Wikipedia including unlimited addenda and a promised Wikipedia Annual to be sent to him each year for the next five years on the anniversary of the purchase date. Mr.

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'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

Funny story: 'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

Washington DC - The Bush Administration will go down in history as the "Prankster Presidency," according to revelations made in a classified chapter of former Vice President Dick Cheney's recently published memoirs. The top-secret material, which...

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Latest Cablegate Releases Not Juicy Enough, Say Conspiracy Theorists

Funny story: Latest Cablegate Releases Not Juicy Enough, Say Conspiracy Theorists

WORLDWIDE - The Worldwide Institute of Deludeds Exposing Conspiracies, Uniting Nationally and Trekkies (WIDECUNTs) has issued a formal statement calling for the impeachment of Wikileaks found Julian Assange for crimes against their community. "All...

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Danger Mouse has a middle name

Funny story: Danger Mouse has a middle name

Danger Mouse, the unflappable cartoon secret agent rodent, friend of Penfold and enemy of Baron Greenback has had his middle name revealed by WikiLeaks. The most remarkable aspect of the revelation is not that Danger Mouse has a middle name, a lot...

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Lost Agatha Christie Manuscript found on Wikileaks

Funny story: Lost Agatha Christie Manuscript found on Wikileaks

A previously unknown Agatha Christie manuscript was uncovered on Wikileaks by a graduate student at Whatsa Matta University, which is also, known as Whatsa Matta U. The manuscript is titled: Murder in a Hovel. Unlike most of her mystery novels which take place in settings of wealth and prestige, this one takes place in a one room hovel that is located in a fishing village along the North Sea.

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