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Rio Ferdinand' New Years' Eve samaritan plea!

Funny story: Rio Ferdinand' New Years' Eve samaritan plea!

A desolate Hotel, near Wigan, UK: New Years Eve, everybody is getting ready for fireworks and champagne. People are getting ready for the BIG party. Then there is a desperate 'TWITter' message picked up by all good Samaritans, by a £115,000-a-we...

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Blackburn Rovers Owners "Delighted" With Relegation

Funny story: Blackburn Rovers Owners "Delighted" With Relegation

After Monday nights home defeat to Wigan Athletic, Blackburn Rovers have slipped through the relegation trap door and into the Championship. The one nil reverse at Ewood Park means they have lost a dozen home games this season and epitomises their...

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Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Funny story: Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Sources close to Blackpool playmaker and Liverpool transfer target, Charlie Adam, are indicating that the Scot will reject overtures from Anfield, and move to Wigan instead. It is thought that Wigan is closer to Adam's home and therefore a more lo...

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Wigan Chairman in Google Shock

Funny story: Wigan Chairman in Google Shock

Wigan Athletic chairman, Dave Whelan, was stunned after discovering the true nationalities of his playing staff. Whelan, a former Miss Blackburn and owner of DFS Fitness Warehouse, downloaded the popular Google Earth application to see if his own hea...

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Hull City Allowed Wigan FA Cup Win

Funny story: Hull City Allowed Wigan FA Cup Win

Hull City manager Phil Brown has confirmed that his team's FA Cup 3rd round exit at Wigan Athletic was due to the fact that the Latics 'need' to have a good 'Cup run' was greater than that of the Tigers, and he had, therefore, ordered his City player...

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Brucie's Bonus Keeps Ball Rolling

Funny story: Brucie's Bonus Keeps Ball Rolling

A welcome added bonus to the weekly wage. A relaxing break in the Bahamas. A fun day out at Laser Quest. Add to these traditional bonding and morale initiatives Steve Bruce's latest reward scheme of offering outstanding performers free and unlimited...

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Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

Funny story: Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...

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Steve Bruce In Fracas With Groundsman Over Cows Grazing On Pitch

Funny story: Steve Bruce In Fracas With Groundsman Over Cows Grazing On Pitch

Steve Bruce, the Wigan Athletic boss, has fallen out with Latics' head groundsman Alf Giles after it was alleged that the latter had allowed cows to graze on the JJB Stadium pitch to "churn it up&quo...

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It's a Funny Old Game

Funny story: It's a Funny Old Game

Wigan Athletic Football Club will be under close scrutiny this Sunday when they entertain leaders and favourites to win the premiership Manchester Utd at the JJB Stadium.

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Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

Funny story: Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...

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Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Funny story: Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Neil Warnock, the Sheffield United manager has been sacked by the club in the wake of their relegation from the Premiership. The news was announced this morning on the Blades' website, but there...

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Jewell Thief Was Sacked - Claim

Funny story: Jewell Thief Was Sacked - Claim

More details are emerging about the 'resignation' on Monday of former Wigan Athletic manager Paul Jewell. Sources at the club have said that, rather than having resigned, Jewell was sacked for thievin...

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Wigan in Shock Split from Premier League

Funny story: Wigan in Shock Split from Premier League

In a shock announcement, Wigan revealed they will be leaving the FA Premier League and forming their own division, called The Dave Whelanship.

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Wigan Chairman 'too busy laughing' to care about Tevez row!!

Wigan Chairman Dave Whelan was unavailable for comment after his sides miraculous victory at Sheffield United. Whelan, 82, was said to have gone number blind & delirious due to counting the £40 Million that Sheff Utd had lost due to not being able to...

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Aston Villa To Be Relegated For Being Boring

Funny story: Aston Villa To Be Relegated For Being Boring

In an astonishing move this morning, the Football Association has decided that, at the end of the season, Aston Villa will be relegated from the Premier League, whatever their finishing position in the table.

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