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Funny story: Elvis Presley - You were always on my mind

Elvis Presley - You were always on my mind

The following notes are taken from case study number 37, vis-a-vis Wendy Box, who has been admitted to ward 15 following over half a century of infatuation with the late American singer Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley first came to the attention of Wendy Box in 1956 when he released the song Heartbreak Hotel. The young Miss Box, then a 14 year old schoolgirl, would pass her free time in the Red Ca...
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Funny story: Britain's largest treasure hoard found in a back garden in Wigan

Britain's largest treasure hoard found in a back garden in Wigan

Two amateur treasure hunters in Wigan were tying out a new metal detector in their own back garden when they uncovered a rare haul of Roman gold and silver. "We were staggered when it beeped over my petunias," said Kathy Trove. "Staggered, yeah...
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Funny story: New Strain of Swine flu Rampant in Wigan

New Strain of Swine flu Rampant in Wigan

A new virulent strain of Swine Flu know as Mexican-Swine-Bee-flu is apparently causing havoc in Wigan with reports of lots of sneezing, wheezing and a coughing going on across the length and breadth of the town according to latest reports. I spoke...
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Funny story: Man Trying To Look Hard Spits On Shoe

Man Trying To Look Hard Spits On Shoe

A complete prick from the town of Wigan today spat on his shoe, accidentally, in attempt to look 'hard'. The incident occurred at approximately 8.00 pm last night near Rick Astley's chippy. The man, identity unknown, was either intimidated by my g...
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