A desolate Hotel, near Wigan, UK: New Years Eve, everybody is getting ready for fireworks and champagne. People are getting ready for the BIG party.
Then there is a desperate 'TWITter' message picked up by all good Samaritans, by a £115,000-a-we...
The following notes are taken from case study number 37, vis-a-vis Wendy Box, who has been admitted to ward 15 following over half a century of infatuation with the late American singer Elvis Presley.
Elvis Presley first came to the attention of Wendy Box in 1956 when he released the song Heartbreak Hotel. The young Miss Box, then a 14 year old schoolgirl, would pass her free time in the Red Ca...
Two amateur treasure hunters in Wigan were tying out a new metal detector in their own back garden when they uncovered a rare haul of Roman gold and silver.
"We were staggered when it beeped over my petunias," said Kathy Trove.
A new virulent strain of Swine Flu know as Mexican-Swine-Bee-flu is apparently causing havoc in Wigan with reports of lots of sneezing, wheezing and a coughing going on across the length and breadth of the town according to latest reports.
A complete prick from the town of Wigan today spat on his shoe, accidentally, in attempt to look 'hard'. The incident occurred at approximately 8.00 pm last night near Rick Astley's chippy.
The man, identity unknown, was either intimidated by my g...
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