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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Is In Tears As He Denies The Divorce Rumors

Rush Limbaugh Is In Tears As He Denies The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh has said that he may verbally attack a lot of people but it is only because those people deserve it. But the 63-year-old Republican radio talk show host has stated, with tears in his eyes, that he does not appreciate...
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Funny story:  Todd Palin States That His Wife Sarah Has No Business Running For Any Kind of Office

Todd Palin States That His Wife Sarah Has No Business Running For Any Kind of Office

WASILLA, Alaska - In an announcement that caught many friends, relatives, and politicians by complete surprise Todd Palin has issued a comment regarding his wife, Sarah Palin. Todd told reporters that had assembled in the front yard of their home...
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Funny story:  Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Sued By Preacher

Kim Kardashian Sued By Preacher

Brother Joseph McKinney has launched a lawsuit against the star Kim Kardashian after she took a sign that he was carrying on the street, and beat him up with it. The old guy received a concussion and an ambulance had to rush him to the nearest hos...
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Funny story:  Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Bernie Small and his wife were really into it as he came home from work late and said he had stopped and had a few drinks after that but didn't remember which bar as he had been in enough to be slightly blotto! The problem is that the fight was o...
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Funny story:  Older Scientist Has A Young Joey Heatherton On His Arm at Dinner

Older Scientist Has A Young Joey Heatherton On His Arm at Dinner

Dr. Phillip Rhodes apparently has made a breakthrough in body transfers or else he's having a joke on everyone, especially on his old comrades at the Think Tank. "Rhodes has always had this crush on sexy (30 years ago) Joey Heatherton and his goal...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has just stated in The Pyongyang Press-Post that he is positively thrilled with his brand new tattoo. The tattoo, which is a missile, was a gift from his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr., who kne...
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Funny story:  Is Kim Jong un having a cull of relatives?

Is Kim Jong un having a cull of relatives?

Already demonstrating his ruthlessness by executing both his uncle and his one-time mistress, not to mention numerous other North Koreans who have incurred his displeasure but could Kim Jong Un, the country's new dictator, have purged even his own wi...
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Funny story:  James Brolin Wants To End His 15-Year Marriage To Barbra Streisand

James Brolin Wants To End His 15-Year Marriage To Barbra Streisand

MALIBU BEACH - Actor James Brolin, 73, has said that he feels that the time has come to put an end to his marriage. The actor who has starred in such films as The Amityville Horror, Rambo, and The Amityville Horror 2: The Damn Whores Arrive, simpl...
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Funny story:  15 Worse Names To Call Your Wife During Sex

15 Worse Names To Call Your Wife During Sex

According to a recent survey by none other that Playboy Magazine, these are the most hated names or terms a wife wants to be called during sex with her husband: 1. Sperm Bank 2. PooPoo 3. You still there? 4. Little Sticky 5. Loosey Goosey 6. Call the undertaker! 7. What's for supper tonight? 8. Did you know you had a wart at your hairline? 9. 84 bottles of beer on the wa...
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Funny story:  Baseball Catcher Spends 23 Years In The Minor Leagues Finally Decides To Forget About Going To The Majors

Baseball Catcher Spends 23 Years In The Minor Leagues Finally Decides To Forget About Going To The Majors

DULUTH, Minnesota - Grady Skipwater, a 42-year-old catcher for the Duluth Doodlebugs, has spent his entire 23-year baseball career in the minor leagues. He was signed by the Duluth team back on March 13, 1990, and since then he has caught every si...
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Funny story:  Wife Loses Mind Over Powdered Milk, Witnesses Feel Uneasy As a Result

Wife Loses Mind Over Powdered Milk, Witnesses Feel Uneasy As a Result

Atlantic City, New Jersey - An overzealous housewife, shopping at the local grocery store, lost her mind upon discovering that there were no small containers of powdered milk available and that she would be forced to purchase the family-sized box. "I...
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Funny story:  George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

LAKE MARY, Florida - The way George Zimmerman is going he may yet end up spending a bit of time in prison. The 29-year-old self-appointed neighborhood watch baron recently revealed that his wife Sherrie has filed for divorce. Sherrie allegedly...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood Wants It Known that He Dumped Wife Dina Before She Dumped Him

Clint Eastwood Wants It Known that He Dumped Wife Dina Before She Dumped Him

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood who gained worldwide fame after leaving the 50s television western series Rawhide and going to Italy to film the so-called Spaghetti Westerns is not a happy camper at the moment. Eastwood, who is 83, told Hollyw...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

CARMEL, California - In what an inside source is calling a California shocker, Dina Eastwood,50, has dumped television and movie icon Clint Eastwood, 83, and will file for divorce. The couple who were married for 17 years had a good marriage for...
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Funny story:  George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

NEW YORK CITY - Shellie Zimmerman, 25, appeared on The Viagra View and surprised co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King by stating that she is seriously thinking about filing for divorce from her husband George who is 29. Mrs. Zimmerman told Philbi...
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Funny story:  Ellen DeGeneres Denies The Sex Change Rumors

Ellen DeGeneres Denies The Sex Change Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres told the entertainment media that she has no idea where in the world the rumor of her having sexual reassignment surgery started. The blonde, blue-eyed comedian, who is married to Portia DeGeneres, sa...
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Funny story:  Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
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