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Texas Instruments introduces the Wife's Calculator

Funny story: Texas Instruments introduces the Wife's Calculator

Jenn Swenson V.P. of business development for Texas Instruments Inc. has brought to market a product that many people feel existed already. The Wife's Calculator is 99% a regular calculator, it adds, subtract, multiplies, divides, works percentages,...

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Overdressed Man Accidentally Walks Into Walmart

Funny story: Overdressed Man Accidentally Walks Into Walmart

When 38-year old Jeff O'Mairs went to Walmart last Sunday afternoon overdressed, repercussions were severe. A blast of Facebook rants and Instagram photos of him shopping while wearing a suit in the paper goods aisle went viral. The perpetrator...

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Horror: Man Puts Two Sugars In Wife's Coffee

Funny story: Horror: Man Puts Two Sugars In Wife's Coffee

A sussex man was in shock last night after admitting to police that he had put two sugars in his wife's coffee. The unnamed man, Brian Talbot (53), told officers the incident occurred at around half past nine, when his wife Vera asked him to be a...

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Answers To Correspondents - Has My Wife Set A Snooker Record?

Funny story: Answers To Correspondents - Has My Wife Set A Snooker Record?

QUESTION Recently my wife attended a hen party on the Isle of Wight. After several drinks she began a game with another woman on the pub snooker table. She claims to have had a break of 155. Is this possible? Additionally she then went on to play darts and claims to have achieved a nine dart finish, whatever that was. Mr. Nick Swarzkopf ANSWER Hello Nick. Regarding the snooker, your wif...

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How to Defend Your Wife's Honour

During a recent dinner party, my wife casually emasculated me. She told our guests that if she were ever publically insulted by another man, the prospect of my leaping to her defence was laughable. To be fair, she did a service to the party, which had been a symphony of stifled yawns until our guests perked up at my unexpected shaming. They allowed me the dubious concession that I shouldn't be exp...

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All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

Funny story: All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

Blue Balls, WI - A group of researchers comprised of the best minds in modern physics have directly proved part of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity as it applies to human existence. The experiment and associated findings are focused on married...

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New Study Reveals Shocking Tips on How a Wife Can Help Her Husband Get a Raise

Funny story: New Study Reveals Shocking Tips on How a Wife Can Help Her Husband Get a Raise

This week, The Wall Street Journal [WSJ] reported that to earn a bigger paycheck, "you will need to do more than just a top rate job." According to the WSJ, "an effective strategy for obtaining a raise also requires a top rate performance from your s...

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Rush Limbaugh Is In Tears As He Denies The Divorce Rumors

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Is In Tears As He Denies The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh has said that he may verbally attack a lot of people but it is only because those people deserve it. But the 63-year-old Republican radio talk show host has stated, with tears in his eyes, that he does not appreciate...

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Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

Funny story: Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

A United States citizen, Johnny Billingswee, was born with two penises. Although they are small, they are clearly functional. "Ever since I can remember, I have been the the butt of jokes about my two together not making a good one so I was afraid...

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Todd Palin States That His Wife Sarah Has No Business Running For Any Kind of Office

Funny story: Todd Palin States That His Wife Sarah Has No Business Running For Any Kind of Office

WASILLA, Alaska - In an announcement that caught many friends, relatives, and politicians by complete surprise Todd Palin has issued a comment regarding his wife, Sarah Palin. Todd told reporters that had assembled in the front yard of their home...

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Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

Funny story: Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...

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Kim Kardashian Sued By Preacher

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Sued By Preacher

Brother Joseph McKinney has launched a lawsuit against the star Kim Kardashian after she took a sign that he was carrying on the street, and beat him up with it. The old guy received a concussion and an ambulance had to rush him to the nearest hos...

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Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Funny story: Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Bernie Small and his wife were really into it as he came home from work late and said he had stopped and had a few drinks after that but didn't remember which bar as he had been in enough to be slightly blotto! The problem is that the fight was o...

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Older Scientist Has A Young Joey Heatherton On His Arm at Dinner

Funny story: Older Scientist Has A Young Joey Heatherton On His Arm at Dinner

Dr. Phillip Rhodes apparently has made a breakthrough in body transfers or else he's having a joke on everyone, especially on his old comrades at the Think Tank. "Rhodes has always had this crush on sexy (30 years ago) Joey Heatherton and his goal...

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Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has just stated in The Pyongyang Press-Post that he is positively thrilled with his brand new tattoo. The tattoo, which is a missile, was a gift from his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr., who kne...

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Is Kim Jong un having a cull of relatives?

Funny story: Is Kim Jong un having a cull of relatives?

Already demonstrating his ruthlessness by executing both his uncle and his one-time mistress, not to mention numerous other North Koreans who have incurred his displeasure but could Kim Jong Un, the country's new dictator, have purged even his own wi...

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James Brolin Wants To End His 15-Year Marriage To Barbra Streisand

Funny story: James Brolin Wants To End His 15-Year Marriage To Barbra Streisand

MALIBU BEACH - Actor James Brolin, 73, has said that he feels that the time has come to put an end to his marriage. The actor who has starred in such films as The Amityville Horror, Rambo, and The Amityville Horror 2: The Damn Whores Arrive, simpl...

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15 Worse Names To Call Your Wife During Sex

Funny story: 15 Worse Names To Call Your Wife During Sex

According to a recent survey by none other that Playboy Magazine, these are the most hated names or terms a wife wants to be called during sex with her husband: 1. Sperm Bank 2. PooPoo 3. You still there? 4. Little Sticky 5. Loosey Goosey 6. Call the undertaker! 7. What's for supper tonight? 8. Did you know you had a wart at your hairline? 9. 84 bottles of beer on the wa...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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