The Nations' comedians have entered into a self-congratulatory phase this week, with the majority of talk-show hosts, radio jockeys, and stand-up comedians pointing out how easy it would be to satirize the Twitter scandal of Democratic Congressman An...
It's getting close to Christmastime
And the snow is coming down,
I usually build a snowman
Like everyone in town
Mine has a big round belly
And two eyes made out of coal
But this year I reached puberty
So my snowman has a pole.
I gave my snowman a Wiener
And I was mighty proud
But when it was all finished
It drew a great big crowd
My momma didn't like it
And she went and go...
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