Singer and music industry slut Miley Cyrus told Pop Star Magazine today that she is currently in studio doing a new cover of pop legend Sheena Easton's 1980s hit Sugar Walls.
"I'm the star to sing this song" said Miley as she clipped her toe nails...
A UK woman caught red-handed by French police attempting to smuggle illegal immigrants into Britain claimed she was just doing her normal business, offering international gang-bangs!
The Gendarmerie stopped her at Calais and found several illegal...
PUEBLO, Colorado - A member of The Pueblo City Council has just informed the public that they've learned that prostitutes working the downtown area of Pueblo have developed a new payment method.
It appears that the streetwalkers are now accepting...
Just in time for Spring and Summer, the Astrological Star Society based in Jackson Hole, Wyoming has expanded its customized translations for the workforce by including specialized astrology readings for working class women and men in the Crack Whore profession. Starting in May, the A.S.S. will publish new insight gleaned from the stars to guide your personal and professional lives. The stars are...
PEORIA, Illinois - George Somerset is a man who has lost everything for love, and after his latest try, may now have lost even hope. This once prosperous businessman and homeowner is now at the local homeless shelter, trying to find out where it all...
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