In a bold move, the Isle of Wight councillor, David Pugh, has elected to spend his twenty-million pound lottery win on putting every dog on the island onto a doggy DNA database.
"I was going to buy a bigger house," he said. "However, I already hav...
Experts warned yesterday that the economic crisis could see the return of a menace not seen on our streets for decades: the white dog turd.
The publicly-funded 'Study Into Potential Indicators Of Financial Disaster' found that during the 70's and...
It is well documented in Tibetan folklore that there is one location in the world where a White Turd can be found and it is regarded by the Holy men of the region as being very sacred.
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