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Funny story: Michelle Obama Denies Scraping Car Paintwork On White House Gates

Michelle Obama Denies Scraping Car Paintwork On White House Gates

The first lady has denied scraping the paintwork of her husband's vintage Rolls-Royce on the White House gate while trying to avoid running over a pigeon yesterday. Rumors that she applied eyeliner and nail color to disguise the damaged bodywork,...
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Funny story: Fuel stolen from pipeline under the West Wing

Fuel stolen from pipeline under the West Wing

Washington DC - The Secret Service has discovered $20m of fuel is missing from a pipeline running under the West Wing, part of the Biden-Keystone** strategic reserve. A probe into its upstream reservoir feed this weekend found clear signs of tamp...
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Funny story: Toddler caught trying to break into White House

Toddler caught trying to break into White House

WASHINGTON, DC - A toddler squeezed his way through the fence of the White House late Thursday night. Secret Service agents quickly responded to the intrusion and handled the incident without any resistance from the intruder. Crying was heard by byst...
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Funny story: Obama Allowing White House to Deteriorate; Gets Ticket for Blight

Obama Allowing White House to Deteriorate; Gets Ticket for Blight

Washington, DC Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner admitted calling the police on President Obama due to what he said was "terrible blight" conditions at the White House. "Obama has let the grass get knee-high, with a couple of junk cars...
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Funny story: George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Jnr. has been kidnapped while on a fishing trip to Vancouver. A letter delivered to the editor of the Vancouver Sun stated.... "I and my warriors have kidnapped the sonofabitch on behalf of our noble ancestors. He will be released when...
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Funny story: Fracking dislodges White House mole colony amid sudden exodus to US Treasury building

Fracking dislodges White House mole colony amid sudden exodus to US Treasury building

Washington - The post of Official White House Mole Catcher has just been made redundant according to Big Oil drone footage around Pennsylvania Avenue. A series of seismic jerks in the DC area - and no, we're not talking Kerry Kennedy this time! -...
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Funny story: "No More Women in The White House!" Say Republicans

"No More Women in The White House!" Say Republicans

Republicans today outlined several new planks in their 2016 Presidential Platform,designed to reassure conservatives. Number one is that no more women will be allowed to enter the White House, not even the First Lady. It will become a male only c...
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Funny story: Bilderberg Conference on Terrorism

Bilderberg Conference on Terrorism

This special Bilderberg Conference was held in Madrid at the request of Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy. Officiating as usual was Satan. Compere was Jimmy Savile. Musical interlude was supplied by the late Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis and Sammy Davis. Drinks were served by Obama Bin Laden. Seated regally on his golden throne wearing his black silk cloak, feet on desk and fingering his mala...
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Funny story: The Maliki must stay policy in Iraq no contradiction to the Assad must go policy in Syria

The Maliki must stay policy in Iraq no contradiction to the Assad must go policy in Syria

White House and State Department officials are claiming no contradictions in a rush to support Mr. Maliki as leader of Iraq. Maliki must definitely stay, according to everyone in Washington with a view on the matter, starting with not-yet-announce...
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Funny story: Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington - Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing. Carney, who originally had...
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Funny story: Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...
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Funny story: GOP House Moves to Impeach President Obama for Lying About a Parking Ticket in 1984

GOP House Moves to Impeach President Obama for Lying About a Parking Ticket in 1984

WASHINGTON, DC--The Republican House today moved to impeach President Obama for lying about a parking ticket he received in 1984 while attending Columbia University. The young Barack Obama, at the time a student at Columbia majoring in Political Sci...
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Funny story: Door Hits Jay Carney 55 Times on the Way Out

Door Hits Jay Carney 55 Times on the Way Out

Washington, D.C. - 16 year-old former White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, is in the hospital for observation after being beaten up by a door as he left the press briefing room after announcing his resignation. Carney, who now plans to fin...
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Funny story: Hillary's Mysterious Surprise Visit to White House

Hillary's Mysterious Surprise Visit to White House

Washington DC (STT News) - Hillary Clinton paid an unexpected visit to the White House Thursday afternoon. Her arrival was at first tweeted by People Magazine but was then quickly taken down. Speculation as to the reason for the call ran rampant...
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Funny story: After a Day of Spinning, Jay Carney Requires Nearly a Pharmacy to Sleep at Night

After a Day of Spinning, Jay Carney Requires Nearly a Pharmacy to Sleep at Night

Washington, D.C. - After an average day of spinning details of current events to make the President look good, no matter how bad the situation, White House spokesman, Jay Carney, needs practically an entire pharmacy to help him sleep at night.
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Funny story: Ukraine elections in dispute by White House and Yats

Ukraine elections in dispute by White House and Yats

Yesterday the White House said "it does not recognize" results of the Ukraine referendum on Sunday. An "illegal" process. Arseniy "Yats" Yatsenyuk called it "farce." But in February, when Kiev protesters drove President Yanukovich from office--...
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Funny story: White House Laments Roosevelt Didn't Have #HitlerSucks in 1940's, Could Have Shortened War

White House Laments Roosevelt Didn't Have #HitlerSucks in 1940's, Could Have Shortened War

Washington D.C. - Sixteen year-old White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, commented in today's presidential press briefing that it was a shame the Roosevelt administration didn't have the benefit of hashtags in the early days of World War II so they...
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Funny story: Destitute Obama Sues for Attorney's Fees After Supreme Court Rules in His Favor

Destitute Obama Sues for Attorney's Fees After Supreme Court Rules in His Favor

Following his recent victory in the lawsuit filed against him by plaintiffs Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges, and others challenging the National Defense Authorization Act, President Barack Obama has filed a supplemental complaint seeking recovery of the...
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