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Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Funny story: Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. "Maybe that's not what is happening...

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Hatch Hatches Plan

Funny story: Hatch Hatches Plan

Senior Utah Republican Senator Orrin Hatch spoke to NBC News correspondent Frank Thorp Wednesday, saying he would prefer for FBI confirmed domestic abusing White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter not to resign, but instead to just “work his way throug...

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WH Secretary, "Mueller's Office Extremely Rude"

Funny story: WH Secretary, "Mueller's Office Extremely Rude"

White House receptionist claims that Robert Mueller's Office is very rude and unprofessional. Moments after Michael Flynn turned himself in, Mueller called Trump, who was unavailable. Michael Flynn has been cooperating with authorities and has be...

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Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

Funny story: Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

The Whitehouse generals are so worried about an accidental nuclear war that Trump.com™ might start in a fit of blind rage and spite they have hired Kaepernick to tackle the president if he lunges for the nuke football. They said he seemed a...

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Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

Funny story: Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

First Ladies in America have always had a 'national cause': Laura Bush launched "Ready to Read, Ready to Learn" to prime children for the world of literature, Nancy Reagan promoted "Just Say No" to keep young people off drugs and Michelle Obama estab...

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Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Funny story: Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Steve Bannon, President Trump's former Chief Political Strategist, explained yesterday that the 'Grand Wizard' he invited to the White House Rose Garden was in fact 'Harry Potter'.   "It was a complete misunderstanding," he said while ironing a Co...

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Trump.com™ announces he will be first President to land a white man on the moon

Funny story: Trump.com™ announces he will be first President to land a white man on the moon

To cement his place in history as the Astronaut Science President, Trump.com™ has vowed to be the first President to land a man on the moon. Claiming a decommissioned Titan missile was all NASA needed, he announced this world first Moon pro...

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Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Funny story: Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Washington, DC A young sixth-grade boy, Frank Guacamole, who wrote to the President and asked if he could mow the White House lawn. Trump answered and said he could and got a big news story out of it. While mowing the lawn, Frank was followed by T...

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Trump Meets with Mexican President

Funny story: Trump Meets with Mexican President

Wash. D.C.- President Trump met with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto at the White House on Monday. The meeting was to be a discussion on US/Mexico relations, the proposed Wall along our mutual border, who was to pay for said Wall, and many o...

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White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

Funny story: White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

Technicians have been bought in to find the source of the Ghost Calls that Trump.com™ has claimed he received. After his beloved eminences world beating speech he gave to the Scouts, which they were forced to repudiate its deranged contents,...

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Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

WEEKEND WHITE HOUSE, BEDMINSTER, N.J. In what appears to be a throwback to the days of Watergate, President Donald Trump has reportedly organized a band of so-called plumbers to investigate serious leaks at the White House. Anonymous confidential in...

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White House Found to be Actual Dump

Funny story: White House Found to be Actual Dump

A recent controversy erupted when Golf Magazine printed that 8 or 9 people heard President Donald Trump refer to the White House as "a dump." Trump labeled this report "totally untrue." Our crack reporters found once again the president's words h...

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White House ablaze after all the recent factional skirmishes - Trump.com™ says let the Dump Burn

Funny story: White House ablaze after all the recent factional skirmishes - Trump.com™ says let the Dump Burn

After the recent Under the Bus Communist Party Blood Letting, factional wars have broken out of several fronts within the West Wing. Despite new CoS declaring Martial Law running gun battles are still taking place within the confines of the building...

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Trump.com™ new 4 Star General CoS declares Martial Law and Shoot to Kill - On Sight - all Leakers in the White House

Funny story: Trump.com™ new 4 Star General CoS declares Martial Law and Shoot to Kill - On Sight - all Leakers in the White House

With the White House leaking like the Titanic after head butting an iceberg the military has been called in to restore order. The new 4 star general just appointed CoS has declared marital law and authorized the use of deadly force against suspect...

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Latest Terrorist Plot to Destroy US Democracy - Join the Whitehouse and follow Trump.com™ Policy

Funny story: Latest Terrorist Plot to Destroy US Democracy - Join the Whitehouse and follow Trump.com™ Policy

The terrorists are finally figuring out that bombs and head chopping is small time terrorism. Inspired by his holy, most magnificent, eminence el Presidente they are going to get jobs in the Whitehouse to advance their nefarious plans for US destruc...

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Sinkhole Swallows the White House

Funny story: Sinkhole Swallows the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Residents are being evacuated from the White House due to a massive sinkhole that's already swallowed much of the Trump Administration. CNN reports that a depression the size of the Trump estate at Mar-a-Lago formed at around 8:...

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Trump.com™ all Spaced Out in the Oval Office - Buzz Aldrin collapses and confined to bed after Traumatic Sphincter Spasm

Funny story: Trump.com™ all Spaced Out in the Oval Office - Buzz Aldrin collapses and confined to bed after Traumatic Sphincter Spasm

At an oval office meeting with Buzz Aldrin the president blabbered out about how Mr. Space was a great team player. "Wouldn't that be nice? Can you believe that space is going to do that?" he is on official record as saying to the gathered audience.

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White House Cesspool Backs Up, Overflows

WASHINGTON, D. C. West Wing staffers and official visitors to the White House are wearing gas masks and overshoes as they valiantly attempt to carry on the business of government despite a horrendous odor emanating from a clogged sewer line. A back...

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