KALAMAZOO, Michigan - The highly reputable Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company which is headquartered in Kalamazoo, Michigan, has just named its 2013 Most Confused Celebrity.
And this year's winner is Justin Bieber, who barely beat out Lindsay Lo...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House press conference to inform the news media on the upcoming Health Care reforms that deal with American citizens over the age of 90.
After he covered that subject he was asked if the rumor that h...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As everyone knows it is not easy in this day and age to have money intended to go here to end up over there or money meant for this project to end up funding another totally unrelated project.
The American people have seen that...
VAN NUYS, California - The nation's most infamous White House intern, Monica Lewinsky, was spotted in Van Nuys getting a pedicure at The Fernando of The San Fernando Valley Pedicure Salon.
As she was leaving the salon she was approached by Tequila...
According to a joint press release from the United States Treasury and Federal Reserve the White House Easter Egg Roll will proceed as normal, albeit with some minor changes from last year.
Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors, Ben B...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama caving in to the advice of his wife, the first mama, has asked the vice-president to apologize for his version of the Harlem Shake.
President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and Piers Morgan were all having lunch at...
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The White House says North Korea's government should be focused on the well-being of its citizens, not on "celebrity sporting events" to entertain the country's elite.
White House spokesman Jay Carney made the comments in respon...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House recently received a certified letter addressed to President Obama.
White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the letter was from Justin Bieber, the singer.
In the 193-wor...
WASHINGTON, DC - It would seem that Chap is in the national doghouse once more as President Barack Obama announced to the White House press corps that he's grounded the "if I had a son" once more for participating in a public masturbating contest...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is glad to announce that the president's teleprompter that was stolen from the White House's News Media Room has been found.
According to Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt he received a phone call from an...
Washington DC: The Supreme Court is to hear oral arguments today in the case of Smith Vs Obama. Secret Service Agent Harry Smith, a staunch Republican, alleges that he was a special detail of one person assigned each morning to clean up the East Lawn...
REDONDO BEACH, California - The most famous White House intern in history, Monica Lewinsky, was recently spotted at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Redondo Beach enjoying a pizza that had been run through the garden.
Lewinsky, 39, was accompanied by a l...
Baltimore Maryland: Negotiations over a new contract between the International Longshoremen's Association (ILA), the union representing East Coast dockworkers and the US Maritime Alliance (shippers and port operators) are deadlocked. The union could...
WASHINGTON - U.S. President Barack Obama announced Monday morning that he is resigning from the presidency effective immediately and moving to the United Kingdom.
According to a White House press release, Obama has lost all hope for the country a...
McINTYRE, Georgia - One of President Obama's biggest little supporters is Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo of the cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
The little seven-year-old veteran of the reality show Toddlers & Tiaras recentl...
WATERLOO, Iowa - President Obama has wasted no time in keeping his promise to cut out certain federal programs that will have the least amount of affect on the least amount of citizens.
The president, speaking before a crowd of 17,000 at The Crop...
Do you know what's really special if you are unemployed, homeless, hungry, despondent, uneducated, bankrupt, and chronically ill?
It's having a cold, frosty beer, you fool!
And President Obama, having utterly failed at every other "solution" to our rapidly imploding country, is busy in his own little White House brewery, concocting an elixir that will make us feel happy and carefree,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move to show that the United States does not think bad of Kate Middleton for having been photographed topless, President Obama and Vice-President Biden have decided to extend to her a cordial invitation of support.
The pres...