London - Someone has gone and lobbed a bloody great big turd at a portrait of Her Maj in Westmonster Abbey.
And it's completely f++ked up the pic's Royal Tiara.
The snake oil on canvas painting was on display in the Abbey's Chapter Eleven Bankr...
Mums and Dads of the choirboys, drawn from expensive schools throughout the kingdom of London, rejoiced at the Royal Wedding.
The extensive coverage of the occasion, by dozens of BBC cameras and microphones, gave them a rare respite from fears o...
In a move predicted by some, the Police have moved in on squatters outside Westminster Abbey.
'This has nothing to do with the wedding' said Police Chief Bland (known to his mates as Blind) 'these people are taking over prime locations in London a...
Just when the royal couple Kate and Will had got the Abbey Habit and wanted to start investing some money for their house, they found that Westminter's Abbey Branch had been taken over by Spanish heretics!
Satandare, the company that took over the...
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