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Funny story: What's Up With West Ham?

What's Up With West Ham?

As a Hammers fan of many years - back to the greats of Booby Moore, Trevor Brooking among many others I am indeed shocked by the display against Liverpool on Saturday. Where was the boredom? I felt lost without it, like taking my clothes away. Are...
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Funny story: Football Returning Just In Time

Football Returning Just In Time

Football pundits are sharpening their pens ready for a take over from the Disasters that have been getting us down over the past month or so. Joe Weed, out Football mad reporter can't wait. He's been digging around transfer stories all summer and...
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Funny story: Moyes for West Ham in Amazing Swap

Moyes for West Ham in Amazing Swap

An amazing last minute deal has been fixed between Manchester United's owners and West Ham. In the deal Sam Allardyce will take over as Manager of the Manchester club and David Moyes will manage West Ham. A joint announcement from the two Premier...
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Funny story: Football fans responsible for dirty dishes

Football fans responsible for dirty dishes

Bad news if you do not have a dishwasher and like eating your food using clean cutlery and sparkling plates. West Ham fans, including Ray Winstone, Danny Dyer and some movie person who once saw them on the TV have exhausted the UK's supply of fairy l...
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Funny story: No Carols for Sam

No Carols for Sam

Sam Allardice has had his last throw and a Carol free Christmas is on the cards for him as struggling West Ham sink into relegation trouble. The manager is going to get the boot if he doesn't get things sorted by Christmas. The famous Spoof Foo...
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Funny story: Russell Brand reveals past as West Ham football fanzine editor

Russell Brand reveals past as West Ham football fanzine editor

Film star, comedian and former 'shagger of the year' Russell Brand has revealed he used to write, print and sell his own West Ham fanzine in the 1990s. In an interview to plug his 'Messiah Complex' tour, the question of his love of the Hammers was...
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Funny story: West Ham Reveal Ravel Revelationn

West Ham Reveal Ravel Revelationn

West Ham supporters have been searching the works of the composer Ravel, following the dramatic development of their goal scoring genius Ravel Morrison. Tipped to replace the Bubbles song and the Christmas Carol, 'Where Are You, Father Christmas?'...
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Funny story: West Ham to Sue Government

West Ham to Sue Government

West Ham may be goal shy away from home but they are fighting a real fight over their image with the Government. 'As the Government is blowing so many bubbles' complained Big Sam Allardyce, West Ham Manager 'we have been forced to take legal actio...
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Funny story: Gold for the Irons

Gold for the Irons

West Ham have won something! This staggering news was met by shcoked fans who were ready to moan at the latest inept display. Porn star Davinia Gold celebrated the victory of the Hammers getting their feet into the Olympic stadium by revealing all...
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Funny story: West Ham to quit playing football and take up athletics instead

West Ham to quit playing football and take up athletics instead

David Sullivan, pornagrapher-in-chief at Wet Sham United, have dramatically announced the club will no longer play football in an attempt to get the taxpayer funded Olympic Stadium and £40 million of free council tax money from Newham Council. Spe...
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Funny story: Olympic Stadium to take West Ham to next Level

Olympic Stadium to take West Ham to next Level

West Ham United have been awarded preferred bidder status for the Olympic stadium and are now to be known as Olympique Ham*. The Hammers have been given the green light to enter negotiations to acquire the stadium after they beat off stiff competi...
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Funny story: Rafa Benitez contract as Chelsea boss cancelled

Rafa Benitez contract as Chelsea boss cancelled

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch moved fast this afternoon to bring the 3 match, 11 day Rafa Benitez love affair with the Chelsea fans to an end. Following a shock 3-1 defeat to West Ham United in East London, the Russian ugly - sorry oligarch - as...
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Funny story: Caroll in Wonderland

Caroll in Wonderland

West Ham striker Lewis Caroll is currently in wonderland, experiencing the world beyond the looking glass. Although Caroll has not been hitting goals, his teammate Nolie has been putting the ball in the net. This leaves West Ham in a wonderland t...
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Funny story: LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

Major League Soccer side LA Galaxy have joined the bidding process to play at the Olympic Stadium in East London, England. They join bids from local football franchises West Ham United and Leyton Orient, plus one from Formula One chief Bernie Ecc...
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Funny story: Lion Roams in Essex

Lion Roams in Essex

A lion has been sighted roaming in Essex. He is thought to have escaped from a zoo in Colchester where he was being ill treated. Information coming to our news desk suggests the lion is headed for East London where he wants a meeting with the West...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012

West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has revealed the Hammers still owe more than £10m to Sheffield United over the "Carlos Tevez affair" (Daily Mirror) They're repaying at 50p per week. Manager Roberto Mancini has been ordered by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owners to stop his public attacks on football director Brian Marwood. (Sunday People) Mancini has decided to go back to the anonymous lett...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 7th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 7th August 2012

Jack Sullivan, son of West Ham joint-chairman David, has said on Twitter that the club's interest in Liverpool striker Andy Carroll is over. (Daily Mirror) Mainly because Andy Carrolls interest in West Ham never began. Ravel Morrison, now on loan at Birmingham City, was flown home from West Ham's pre-season tour because he needed to have seven teeth removed. (Daily Mail) Don't they have den...
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Funny story: Carol for West Ham?

Carol for West Ham?

Sources close to Karen Brady are suggesting Liverpool singer, simply known as Carol, could be joining West Ham for the coming season. However our Liverpool contact tells us that Carol is not keen on the move. 'Since when has Blowing Bubbles been a...
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