Luis Suarez agrees new long-term deal with Liverpool.
He's going to racially abuse and refuse to shake hands with opposition players for even longer than originally expected.
Dutch international Wesley Sneijder is urging Inter Milan to buy his team-mate, 27-year-old midfielder Nigel de Jong, from Manchester City.
He also wants a push-bike, a packet of sweets and a new c...
The long saga of Dutch international being transferred to Man Utd is certainly over, dead and buried and done (as if it ever was alive).
The Inter Milan president has confirmed the fact that Wesley is not for sale and any offer will be refused alt...
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