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Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Is Thrilled With The New England Patriots 4-0 Start

Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Is Thrilled With The New England Patriots 4-0 Start

BOSTON - Gisele Bundchen, the wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, told sports reporters covering the Pats that she cannot remember the last time she was this happy. She said that watching her husband's team start the season with four straight...
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Funny story: New England Coach Bill Belichick Wants Wes Welker Back Bad

New England Coach Bill Belichick Wants Wes Welker Back Bad

NEW ENGLAND - The way that Coach Bill Belichick's New England Patriots are losing receivers they may end up having to put in the team punter at the wide end slot. Due to the exodus of receivers Wes Welker, the injury to Rob Gronkowski, the convict...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Won't Horse Around at Kentucky Derby

Tom Brady Won't Horse Around at Kentucky Derby

Each year now Tom Brady puts together an elite group of former Patriots who go to the Kentucky Derby with him. Usually Tom has an opportunity to sport his latest hairdo and don his most fancy tie and coat, all in an effort to avoid looking like a...
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Funny story: Wes Welker's Mini-Me Signs on the Dotted Line

Wes Welker's Mini-Me Signs on the Dotted Line

In an offseason when the New England Patriots looked like a gutted fish, they surprised a few free agents by re-signing Julian Edelman. Known as a poor man's Wes Welker, he had a short one game run as the alleged replacement of Welker. By starting...
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Funny story: David Ortiz Called Footsie Version of Typhoid Mary by Podiatrists

David Ortiz Called Footsie Version of Typhoid Mary by Podiatrists

BOSTON- Flat feet have become an epidemic in Boston. Top medical experts in Boston have discovered a link in the rash of foot injuries in the town's sports figures. For months the news has been disheartening. David Ortiz, DH and superstar of the R...
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Funny story: Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - Several citizens of Denver have reported seeing Mr. and Mrs. Wes Welker and they said they looked like a couple of newlyweds laughing, giggling, and cheering now that Wes is no longer a New England Patriot. The Welker's were interviewed b...
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Funny story: Red Sox Next on List of Free Agent Turncoats, Just Ask Jacoby Ellsbury

Red Sox Next on List of Free Agent Turncoats, Just Ask Jacoby Ellsbury

BOSTON TURNSTILE-- Take a number, Jacoby Ellsbury. Next one in the bakery line to leave Boston is the Red Sox representative. In the matter of a year or so, New England sports fans have been shot full of more holes than the proverbial donut at the...
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Funny story: Clothes Break the Man; Hanging Up That Welker Jersey

Clothes Break the Man; Hanging Up That Welker Jersey

FOXBORO, MA--- For those whose home has foreclosed and whose stock market investments have plummeted over a decade, the worst investment news came this week. Your clothing is now trash. You may be wearing a jersey that makes you a laughstock an...
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Funny story: Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Now that Wes Welker won't be carrying Tom Brady next season, we may be looking at the biggest disaster since the sinking of the Titanic. For six years Tom Brady has been on the downslide. Time after time he could not find any other receivers. He w...
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Funny story: Time To Fire Bill Belichick?

Time To Fire Bill Belichick?

Bill Belichick hates Wes Welker. You cannot deny it, Bill. The calculated plot to rid himself of a star who did not meet the cookie cutter mold that Belichick has created for his winning teams. Welker had a public sense of humor. It turns out t...
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Funny story: Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England

Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England

Like Ray Allen of the Celtics, Wes Welker of the Patriots took the first stagecoach out of Dodge. Celtics coach Doc Rivers said, "Say it ain't so, Wes." He too saw the parallel of a major star on a successful team choosing to leave town. Ray Al...
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Funny story: Wes Welker's Wife Thrilled That He's Leaving The New England Patriots and Joining The Denver Broncos

Wes Welker's Wife Thrilled That He's Leaving The New England Patriots and Joining The Denver Broncos

DENVER - Anna Welker wasted no time catching a flight with her hubby former New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker and flying out to their new home town the Rocky Mountain city of Denver. After talks with the New England ownership failed t...
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Funny story: Wes Welker Named Pope of Gillette Stadium

Wes Welker Named Pope of Gillette Stadium

VATICAN CITY, FOXBORO - Like the poster of Uncle Sam pointing out at you, saying: "I want you," for service to the country, Patriots owner Robert Kraft told media, "We want Wes." Yes, they really do. Kraft hopes Welker will remain a Patriot for l...
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Funny story: Wes Welker Plays the Price is Right

Wes Welker Plays the Price is Right

Sequestration seems to be a fancy way of talking about an NFL franchise tag. With official government sources running about like the proverbial headless chicken, New England Patriots seem overwhelmed by the high price of tagging. For the first tim...
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Funny story: The New England Patriots May Pass On Wes Welker

The New England Patriots May Pass On Wes Welker

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - New England Patriots slot receiver Wes Welker is a free agent and Pats fans are divided on whether the team owners should let him go or try and resign him. Should Welker stay he will be paid $11.4 million for the 2013 s...
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Funny story: Mrs. Wes Welker Apologizes To Ray Lewis of The Baltimore Ravens

Mrs. Wes Welker Apologizes To Ray Lewis of The Baltimore Ravens

BOSTON - It took her ten days, but New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker's wife, Anna has finally issued an apology to Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis. Mrs. Welker, 32, made the apology through Dottie Bazooka a reporter with Sports...
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Funny story: Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American e...
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Funny story: Wade Phillips Tells Wes Welker to Kiss His Bum

Wade Phillips Tells Wes Welker to Kiss His Bum

Defensive Coordinator of the Houston Texans Wade Phillips has left a bigger mess than Boston Bruin slob emeritus Tyler Seguin. Bum's son claimed in an ESPN interview that Wes Welker was no athlete, and a bit of a shrimp to boot. Apparently catc...
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