New York (Ass Mess) - Fourteen years of connubial bliss ended 'amicably' in a New York divorce court today as Wendi Deng's lawyers managed to persuade ageing octogenarian media tycoon Rupert Murdoch to hand over $250million - split 50/50 between cash...
NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng.
According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favor...
Wapping insiders claimed today that the front page picture of Prince Harry almost 'koo' starkers was a birthday present from Rupert Murdoch to his heroic wife, Wendi Deng.
Deng shot to worldwide fame in 2011 when attacking Johnnie Marbles Kung-Fu...
In a shock announcement today on his new twitter page, 800 year old Rupert Murdoch told the world his plan to 'streamline his business empire' while at the same time producing a new reality tv show for his worldwide tv networks.
The dirty digger...
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