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The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

LONDON - London Bridge figuratively fell down right smack dab on the Jaguars of Jacksonville as they were soundly beaten by the San Francisco 49ers 42-10. The NFL game was held in London's Wembley Stadium before a crowd of 83,559, many of whom wer...

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New FA Centre of Excellence replaces Centre of Mediocrity

Funny story: New FA Centre of Excellence replaces Centre of Mediocrity

The home of English football in the shape of the £100 million centre of excellence has been unveiled, replacing the previous centre of mediocrity model. St Georges Park will provide a base and state of the art facilities like balls, bibs and cones...

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Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Funny story: Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Wembley HQ, England: With Team GB consolidating their third position in the Olympic tables, now it is time to shout a big "Hurrah" for the England Football team, who are third best at infighting, shagging each others wife's, getting boo'ded at by th...

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Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Funny story: Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Following the controversy of the Andy Carrol goal that wasn't given at Wembley on Saturday, which allowed Chelsea to win the FA Cup 2-1, the Football Association have made the bold decision to have the game replayed - tonight at Anfield! In a shoc...

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Nani Batters Bitter Bertie Bluenoses - United 3 City 2

Funny story: Nani Batters Bitter Bertie Bluenoses - United 3 City 2

Happy days today for the Bitters at Wembley in the Community Shield game against the dreaded Rags, as City took a two goal lead, courtesy of Jeleon Lescott and Edin Dzeko. Happy days until half time. "I seen 'em at Wembley on the telly," United...

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Man Utd Caught Out By Pace - Messi Explains Relentless Tempo

Funny story: Man Utd Caught Out By Pace - Messi Explains Relentless Tempo

European Champions League winner Lionel Messi took time out from Barcelona's celebrations last night to explain the relentless pace of the scintillating final at Wembley. Barca ran out worthy 3-1 winners with goals by Pedrito, Messi and Villa. Roo...

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The Whole World Will Be Watching Manchester United vs Barcelona In The Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium

Funny story: The Whole World Will Be Watching Manchester United vs Barcelona In The Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium

LONDON - The much anticipated Champions League Final game between Manchester United and Barcelona will be watched by billions of football fans throughout the entire civilized world. Reports are that the tiny African country of British Bamboobanda...

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Giggs Totally Focussed On Champions League Final

Funny story: Giggs Totally Focussed On Champions League Final

Troubled Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has assured fans of the Red Devils that he's totally focussed on Saturday night's Champions League Final against the mighty Barcelona. The Welsh internationalist was revealed earlier this week as having taken...

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Man Utd Told 'Forget Lionel Messi - Eric Abidal Is Barcelona's Inspiration'

Funny story: Man Utd Told 'Forget Lionel Messi - Eric Abidal Is Barcelona's Inspiration'

Spanish football pundit Juan Lamportou today advised Manchester United to forget all about winning the Champions League Final at Wembley on Saturday, insisting that United have no chance in the contest, because they are directing all their focus in t...

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Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Funny story: Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Fans travelling to Wembley for last night's semi final between Man Utd and Man City were hit by major delays after a large section of the M1 was closed for much of the day. The motorway was shut between Junction 4 at Elstree, Herts and Juntion 1 a...

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Police Warning To Banned Fans

Funny story: Police Warning To Banned Fans

Police forces all over England and Wales have sent warning letters out to more than 200 people banned from attending this weekend's FA Cup semi finals at Wembley. Special plain clothes officers will mingle with the crowd and try to identify fans o...

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Barry Happy With Ghana Performance

Funny story: Barry Happy With Ghana Performance

Gareth Barry, who captained England for the first time in the 1-1 draw against Ghana last night, was a happy man at the post match press conference. The Man City midfielder, who was given the armband in the absence of John Terry, Rio Ferdinand, St...

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Battle Of The Giants - Manchester's Finest To Slug It Out In Wembley Semi-Final

Funny story: Battle Of The Giants - Manchester's Finest To Slug It Out In Wembley Semi-Final

It's just been confirmed that Manchester giants, Manchester United and Manchester City are to slug it out in a head to head at Wembley in the FA Cup Semi-Final. City confirmed the news after a 1-0 victory over Reading, courtesy of A Micah Richards...

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Arsenal - Six Years And Counting...

Funny story: Arsenal - Six Years And Counting...

It's six years since Arsenal won a major trophy, much to the chagrin of Aresene Wenger. The Gunners were expected to make it all better this afternoon as they took to the field at Wembley this afternoon for the Carling Cup final as 1/4 favourites aga...

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Origins of National Mourning Identified

Funny story: Origins of National Mourning Identified

After studying the issue of national mourning for the last 2 years, sociologists at the Institute of Deep Thinking have come up with the theory that our increasing capacity for public outpourings of grief is inextricably linked with the premature dea...

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Katie Waissel and Her 81-Year-Old Grandmother Shelia Vogel To Star In The Sit-Com, 'The Working Girls Of Wembley'

Funny story: Katie Waissel and Her 81-Year-Old Grandmother Shelia Vogel To Star In The Sit-Com, 'The Working Girls Of Wembley'

LONDON - The BBC Executive Director of New Shows Ellery Chilliwack has stated that he has signed former X-Factor contestant Katie Waissel and her grandmother, the 81-year-old prostitute Shelia Vogel to star in a new sit-com titled, The Working Girls...

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Rooney Booed By Chelsea Rent Boys

Funny story: Rooney Booed By Chelsea Rent Boys

Eye witness reports have confirmed that dozens of Manchester United fans had to be administered oxygen by paramedics at yesterday's Community Shield Wembley showpiece between Manchester United and Chelsea. "What's that all about then?" one Manches...

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Chelsea A Revelation In Wembley Community Shield

Funny story: Chelsea A Revelation In Wembley Community Shield

Chelsea proved to be a revelation in yesterday's Community Shield season curtain raiser at Wembley, as they capitulated without much of a struggle to an unfancied Manchester United team. Even United fans were shocked by Chelsea's lacklustre perfor...

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