Cardiff - Welsh Nationalist seers have laughed off suggestions that Queen Elizabeth will actually ever open the London 2012 Games.
Their St David's Eve seance at Caernarfon Castle saw some spooky funereal hexoplasm materialise to answer queries ab...
A slightly drunken Sheep farmer lost a bet in the Red Dragon, Shropshire, close to the Welsh Border and his mates, also slightly drunk, forced him to fulfil his lost bet.
Arthur Twiglet, half filled with Welsh blood, bet that the Welsh would stuff...
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