Showing:

Funny satire stories about Welsh

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: Welsh Independence Referendum Imminent After Feeling Miffed about Attention Given to Scottish Independence

Welsh Independence Referendum Imminent After Feeling Miffed about Attention Given to Scottish Independence

Welsh Nationalist Politicians are sulking and not looking at Sky and BBC News because Alex Salmond is now "Mr. Big Pants", according to the Newspaper, CumruCwyddfyddarcfarchnidd Evening Tribune. A spokesperson in hiding at Rhyll Eisteddfodd told...
View 'Welsh Independence Referendum Imminent After Feeling Miffed about Attention Given to Scottish Independence'
Funny story: Wales to adopt the fathom instead of the mile

Wales to adopt the fathom instead of the mile

Having spent millions ensuring every sign and leaflet in Wales is in both Welsh and English, thus ensuring the survival of the language, the Welsh are now to redo all road signs with miles on, and replace them with fathoms. "We don't like the mile...
View 'Wales to adopt the fathom instead of the mile'
Funny story: Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks

Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks

Mount Snowden is to be fenced off for two years in a secure sanctuary while attempts are made to stop it leaking. It will be allowed to remain in its own territory - undisturbed by visitors. Earlier this year the notorious Welsh mountain started t...
View 'Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks'
Funny story: Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!

Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!

Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales: In the Welsh valleys yonder there, there is a cry in the mist. "Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?" At the Baltic Inn and Restaurant, no less, 150 Welsh Ladies arrived to see their favourite one, Fabio.
View 'Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!'
Funny story: Sheep rustling on the rise in rural Wales

Sheep rustling on the rise in rural Wales

Much like our national debt, claims for rural theft are on the rise. Nowhere is feeling the pinch (pun) like rural Wales, where thousands of sheep have been recorded stolen in the past year. The sheep, normally used as extra-martial aids, are feared...
View 'Sheep rustling on the rise in rural Wales'
Funny story: Glasgow Rangers apply to the Welsh Premier League

Glasgow Rangers apply to the Welsh Premier League

Demoted and disgraced former Scottish Premier League winners, Glasgow Rangers, have applied to join the Welsh Premier League after being told that the only Scottish League that would accept them, was the Hebrides Third Division. "It's no good," sa...
View 'Glasgow Rangers apply to the Welsh Premier League'
Funny story: QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

QPR have named Mark Hughes as their new boss after promising him up to £30 to spend on sheep. The Welshman has received assurances from the QPR board that they match his own ambition and are prepared to place a £20-30 war chest at his disposal, en...
View 'QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.'
Funny story: Illegal trade in human organs set to boom after Welsh donor card 'opt out' approved

Illegal trade in human organs set to boom after Welsh donor card 'opt out' approved

The illegal trade in human organs is reportedly set to boom after it was confirmed Welsh families would have no legal right to stop dead relatives' organs being used for transplant if the person had not opted out in advance. Traders in the highly...
View 'Illegal trade in human organs set to boom after Welsh donor card 'opt out' approved'
Funny story: A Welshman's Guide to Welsh #1

A Welshman's Guide to Welsh #1

Thinking of travelling to the country of the Rising Sun? Got the Land of Lakes on your mind? Why not scrap these holiday ideas and throw them in the dumpster, and instead take a short commute down the M4 down to Wales: Current Population 50,000 miners; 20,000 choirs and about 4.5 million sheep. Wales has plenty to offer the average tourist. If you like sitting in a caravan watching televisio...
View 'A Welshman's Guide to Welsh #1'
Funny story: Local Man Unwitting Witness To Daft Bag Leaving Bag On Train

Local Man Unwitting Witness To Daft Bag Leaving Bag On Train

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, once again found himself unwittingly at the heart of another British service industry crisis today, as he innocently minded his own business, waiting for a train at the local station. Apparently in order to board an ele...
View 'Local Man Unwitting Witness To Daft Bag Leaving Bag On Train'
Funny story: Letters To The Editor From Ludicrous Stereotypes Pt XXVI: The British Isles

Letters To The Editor From Ludicrous Stereotypes Pt XXVI: The British Isles

Dear Sir, now I am reading your magazine quite a lot lately. "Now there's lovely, for you!", I says to my husband, Dyffyddydd Ystnyllbrggyddfyd, "now there's a magazine, now, look you, isn't it then?" "Aye", he says to me, putting down his copy of the Yn y llyvyr hwnn of Sir John Price of Brecon, d'you see, he does, and he says "Oh, Glywdwyddyn Ystnyllbrggyddfyd" - which is my own name and t...
View 'Letters To The Editor From Ludicrous Stereotypes Pt XXVI: The British Isles'
Funny story: Footballer Super Injunction sex scandal

Footballer Super Injunction sex scandal

Cardiff 'striker' John Thomas has threatened to sue The Sun over it's refusal to speculate on his sex life. The diminutive Welsh scorer claims to have shagged hundreds of women, including three of his cousins. "Unless I am named and shamed I wi...
View 'Footballer Super Injunction sex scandal'
Funny story: Hotel Bans Staff From Speaking Welsh

Hotel Bans Staff From Speaking Welsh

A popular hotel on the island of Anglesey has banned staff from speaking Welsh on health and safety grounds. The management at the Carreg Mon hotel near Llanfairpwll has instructed all staff to speak only English within the grounds of the hotel or...
View 'Hotel Bans Staff From Speaking Welsh'
Funny story: Manic Street Preacher Teams Up With Katherine Jenkins For Folk Album

Manic Street Preacher Teams Up With Katherine Jenkins For Folk Album

Rock revolutionary Nicky Wire is to release an album of of Welsh love ballads and folk songs with sexy soprano Katherine Jenkins. The generation terrorist is said to be seeking a change from the band's outspoken invective on alienation and cultura...
View 'Manic Street Preacher Teams Up With Katherine Jenkins For Folk Album'
Funny story: A Welshman's Guide to Welsh Slang

A Welshman's Guide to Welsh Slang

In Wales, you'll need about 15 words to get by. Many are slang. Here's just a few you can use to successfully blend in. Why not buy a Welsh flag and a T-shirt with Cymru imprinted on it? 1) Poppity ping: use this one at McDonalds if your sandwich ever gets cold. Slang for microwave "Can I put the sandwich in the poppity ping?" 2) Boyo: Use this one if you want to express feelings of imme...
View 'A Welshman's Guide to Welsh Slang'
Funny story: Shock Over Welsh Language Use

Shock Over Welsh Language Use

Most Welsh people only speak the language so that the English cannot understand what they are saying, a survey has confirmed. More than 20,000 Welsh people were questioned after complaints were made about a phrase book. Several entries in the b...
View 'Shock Over Welsh Language Use'
Funny story: Barack Obama invited to join the Welsh Windbag Society

Barack Obama invited to join the Welsh Windbag Society

The Welsh Windbag Society, whose chairman is Neil Kinnock in Brussels, today asked US President Barack Obama to join them, and he duly accepted. This is the first American, and indeed the first black American, to join the WWS, and Mr. Kinnock made a...
View 'Barack Obama invited to join the Welsh Windbag Society'
Funny story: Welshman held in sheep molestation horror

Welshman held in sheep molestation horror

Notorious Welsh sheep molester, Alwyn Glwydd Conwy, was yesterday behind bars after being hoist by his own petard. Conwy's twelve year reign of ovine sexual deviation came to an end when the steroids he had taken to enhance his performance and mak...
View 'Welshman held in sheep molestation horror'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 5?

9 24 21 5


Go to top