Much like our national debt, claims for rural theft are on the rise. Nowhere is feeling the pinch (pun) like rural Wales, where thousands of sheep have been recorded stolen in the past year. The sheep, normally used as extra-martial aids, are feared...
Demoted and disgraced former Scottish Premier League winners, Glasgow Rangers, have applied to join the Welsh Premier League after being told that the only Scottish League that would accept them, was the Hebrides Third Division.
"It's no good," sa...
QPR have named Mark Hughes as their new boss after promising him up to £30 to spend on sheep.
The Welshman has received assurances from the QPR board that they match his own ambition and are prepared to place a £20-30 war chest at his disposal, en...
The illegal trade in human organs is reportedly set to boom after it was confirmed Welsh families would have no legal right to stop dead relatives' organs being used for transplant if the person had not opted out in advance.
Traders in the highly...
Thinking of travelling to the country of the Rising Sun? Got the Land of Lakes on your mind?
Why not scrap these holiday ideas and throw them in the dumpster, and instead take a short commute down the M4 down to Wales: Current Population 50,000 miners; 20,000 choirs and about 4.5 million sheep.
Wales has plenty to offer the average tourist. If you like sitting in a caravan watching televisio...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, once again found himself unwittingly at the heart of another British service industry crisis today, as he innocently minded his own business, waiting for a train at the local station. Apparently in order to board an ele...
Dear Sir,
now I am reading your magazine quite a lot lately. "Now there's lovely, for you!", I says to my husband, Dyffyddydd Ystnyllbrggyddfyd, "now there's a magazine, now, look you, isn't it then?"
"Aye", he says to me, putting down his copy of the Yn y llyvyr hwnn of Sir John Price of Brecon, d'you see, he does, and he says "Oh, Glywdwyddyn Ystnyllbrggyddfyd" - which is my own name and t...
Cardiff 'striker' John Thomas has threatened to sue The Sun over it's refusal to speculate on his sex life.
The diminutive Welsh scorer claims to have shagged hundreds of women, including three of his cousins.
"Unless I am named and shamed I wi...
A popular hotel on the island of Anglesey has banned staff from speaking Welsh on health and safety grounds.
The management at the Carreg Mon hotel near Llanfairpwll has instructed all staff to speak only English within the grounds of the hotel or...
Rock revolutionary Nicky Wire is to release an album of of Welsh love ballads and folk songs with sexy soprano Katherine Jenkins.
The generation terrorist is said to be seeking a change from the band's outspoken invective on alienation and cultura...
In Wales, you'll need about 15 words to get by. Many are slang. Here's just a few you can use to successfully blend in. Why not buy a Welsh flag and a T-shirt with Cymru imprinted on it?
1) Poppity ping: use this one at McDonalds if your sandwich ever gets cold. Slang for microwave
"Can I put the sandwich in the poppity ping?"
2) Boyo: Use this one if you want to express feelings of imme...
Most Welsh people only speak the language so that the English cannot understand what they are saying, a survey has confirmed.
More than 20,000 Welsh people were questioned after complaints were made about a phrase book.
Several entries in the b...
An appeal from the Welsh assembly for help to support the fight against dyslexia in the Land of Song has been refused by UNESCO.
Spokesman for UNESCO Giancarlo Frillipanti said that there are many worthy causes around the World to which his organi...
The Welsh Windbag Society, whose chairman is Neil Kinnock in Brussels, today asked US President Barack Obama to join them, and he duly accepted. This is the first American, and indeed the first black American, to join the WWS, and Mr. Kinnock made a...
Notorious Welsh sheep molester, Alwyn Glwydd Conwy, was yesterday behind bars after being hoist by his own petard.
Conwy's twelve year reign of ovine sexual deviation came to an end when the steroids he had taken to enhance his performance and mak...
An Independent film, Dai the Welshman is said to be rocketing to the top of the critics list when it is released in October.
The film follows one day in the life of Dai, a Welshman who thinks philosophically about life. He is seen racing around th...
The sleepy town of Blackwood in Wales was in shock today as one of it's fire fighting heroes, Simon Bevman, was strangled to death in the high street by a 15ft python. Initial reports indicate that Mr Bevman had just left the chemist after buying a l...
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll gogerychwyrndrob wllllantysilio gogogoch, Wales - Welshman Dow Jones was arrested yesterday morning on fraud charges and for impersonating a major indices. Mr. Jones, 94, was released on bail last night after posting the $894 bil...