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Funny story: Flab Fighters changed my life

Flab Fighters changed my life

Carol Heeney from Dorking has revealed how visiting Flab Fighters has changed her life. "Before I joined flab fighters," she said, "I weighed twenty-two stone. Something had to change." Her friends noticed how she changed, and commented on it r...
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Funny story: New Mitten Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

New Mitten Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

In an exhaustive study performed in 5 different cities across the U.S. and Canada, Doctors and nutritionists have proven that the constant wearing of winter mittens immediately promotes significant weight loss. Aside from the obvious difficult att...
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Funny story: Filippa Hamilton on Weight Lookers' most wanted list

Filippa Hamilton on Weight Lookers' most wanted list

New York City, New York - Filippa Hamilton, the former model who was fired by Ralph Lauren for her excessive weight gain, is now being sought after by Weight Lookers. In fact, they've recently added to their ten most wanted list, a list they've kept...
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Funny story: Sperm Modified to Include Calorie Counter

Sperm Modified to Include Calorie Counter

Scientists have today announced that human sperm can be genetically modified to include nutritional information and a calorie counter. The breakthrough follows years of abstinence by women who claim that sperm is fattening.
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Funny story: The Zone Diet - It really works! says Karen Carpenter

The Zone Diet - It really works! says Karen Carpenter

With ringing endorsements from such A-list celebs as Karen Carpenter and Nicole Richie, the Zone diet, devised by Dr J Sears from the Institute for Tubby Losers, has taken the world by storm and, despite the high profile deaths of se...
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Funny story: 1400lbs Man Undergoes Drain Clearance

1400lbs Man Undergoes Drain Clearance

A man who used to weigh more than 1400lbs (100 stones) has won an award for 'slimming', after losing around 65% of his body weight in just three months. More amazing still, is that, this 3-month 'weightcrash' included...
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