LA BREA - Talk show host Chelsea Handler was recently spotted in La Brea shopping for some garlic, fancy tire rims, and a pair of maracas.
Handler sat down at a bus stop and talked with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. She was asked if it was true tha...
TARZANA, California - Chaz Bono, who was commended by friends and family for having the ahh, gumption to appear on Dancing With The Stars, has revealed a secret he has been keeping since last November.
Chaz, who was born Chastity, to Sonny and Che...
It struck me as bizarre that Gillian McKeith, former T.V. weight loss guru, wanted to meet at McDonald's. Spotting her at the counter ordering a double cheeseburger with fries, however, everything became clear.
Dr McKeith had turned into a bit of a porker.
Realising I was about to get the celebrity interview of the year, I decided to pace myself. The woman was already disastrously close to...
People who need to shed pounds should pound sheds, according to researchers.
Dr. Abel Toschivdit, of Fatbusters Clinic, surveyed over 100 would-be slimmers about their weight-loss attempts. When they had failed to reach their targets, most of them...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that has long been overdue, the government of the United States has moved to outlaw the weight loss program of liposuction.
A spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Weight, Darth S. Clutterbuck, stated to the news med...
Millions of hideously overweight children are to be given free liposuction should Barrack Obama get his way. In a follow on of the "No child left behind" policy the President has promised to attack obesesity head on in the nations schoools.
The S...
Carol Heeney from Dorking has revealed how visiting Flab Fighters has changed her life.
"Before I joined flab fighters," she said, "I weighed twenty-two stone. Something had to change."
Her friends noticed how she changed, and commented on it r...
HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Willis recently stated that he has tried to stay out of the May-December marital mess of his ex-wife Demi Moore, 49, and her boy-toy husband Ashton "The Itch" Kutcher, 34.
Willis, who fathered three semi-good looking daughters wi...
In an exhaustive study performed in 5 different cities across the U.S. and Canada, Doctors and nutritionists have proven that the constant wearing of winter mittens immediately promotes significant weight loss.
Aside from the obvious difficult att...
HARFOLD, Vt.--Some 80% of dieters regain the weight they've lost within a year. According to a study released earlier this week by Harfold State College, some 99.9% of those dieters blame hormonal changes for the return of flab.
Coincidently, the...
According to a recent study, following couples from 1898 to 2011, reports that after marriage women gain an average of 19 pounds within the first year.
Some say that this study comes as no shock. One reader explains that "women exist to get marrie...
Claire Buoyant has become the first person to ever be banned from Fat Busters, the weight-loss program.
"We had to ask her not to come any more," said Chief Fat Buster, Wayne Station. "She looked like she wasn't losing any weight, but each week, s...
Women across the country have revealed they do no feel "bikini ready" after pictures in the press showed former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell displaying her 'perfect 10' body in a green two-piece.
The average woman is a size 14 and weighs 10st 5lb, bu...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has said that she was actually thrilled at the fact that she managed to make it all the way to The Dancing With The Stars finals and end up finishing number two.
Alley and her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, aka "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom," were beaten by Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward and his pro partner Australia's Kym Johnson.
Kirstie entered...
A revolutionary new diet has been revealed by the Science Department at Weightlookers that allows people to burn extra calories without increasing their exercise amount. Crucially, this diet works better the more that you weigh.
"We call it the Aw...
Although she has now lost over 40 pounds, actress Kirstie Alley says that the new pills that are really taking off her weight has some serious side-effects, she is determined to stay on them until she gets down to an even 200.
Also Alley refuses to come out of her house until she is down to 200, but she has given her friends permission to talk with us.
"Sally has lost a lot of weight alright...
If there's one thing Raven-Symoné never lacked, it's self-confidence, a rabid desire for hot girl-on-girl action, allegedly, and an LDL of 168.
"I Thought I Looked Fabulous, No One Else Did."
What a f--king pity. She didn't lose weight because she...
Scientologist John Travolta the first male-celeb to become pregnant and give birth has undergone a dramatic change in appearance. Just days after giving birth to his third child, the 1970s Vinnie Barbarino heart-throb appears to have rid himself of...