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An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

Funny story: An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the LAPD has said that a woman exercising is a wonderful thing, but a woman who is 8-months pregnant and lifting weights is not only not wonderful it is downright dangerous. LAPD Spokesman Hilario Fandango, 34, sai...

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A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

Funny story: A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

VIENNA, West Virginia - The Guinness Book of World Records is reporting that a woman in West Virginia named Polly Ester Calypso has just bench pressed an amazing 800 pounds setting the weight lifting record for women. Mrs. Calypso, who was divorce...

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Keira Knightley Attends Disabled Weightlifting Display In Dagenham

Funny story: Keira Knightley Attends Disabled Weightlifting Display In Dagenham

Pirates Of The Caribbean star Keira Knightley yesterday attended a display of weightlifting by the disabled in a Basildon community hall. The English rose herself watched intently as four disabled people - all from Dagenham - tackled a variety of...

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Weightlifter's Arse Explodes

Funny story: Weightlifter's Arse Explodes

It's happened before, now it's happened again. At the Russian Open Weightlifting Championships in Moscow, Ukrainian lifter Vaseline Rocksov took to the stage to attempt a personal best lift of 351 kgs. All went well as Rocksov squared up to the...

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Rev. Pat Robertson to Bench Press 2007 Pounds

Funny story: Rev. Pat Robertson to Bench Press 2007 Pounds

Pat Robertson is accepting the challenge of critics who say that he made up the story that his energy drink, or Jesus Juice if you will, allowed him to bench press 2000 pounds when the best weightlifter in the world can only bench press no more that...

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