A local man, Claude Davis of Sevierville, Tennessee says he knew he had to get to the doctors in a hurry when he woke up with a green weenie this morning!
"Maude come her quick!"
"I was getting us some breakfast!"
"Look here. I done got the green weenie. It'll fall off and what will we do?"
"Oh, let me take a look-see, It was doing real fine last night. It does look green and kinda wri...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden asked the commander-in-chief if he could throw a little holiday White House Weenie Roast in the backyard of the White House.
The president answered that he thought it would be a great idea and a fabulous...
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