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Funny story: Seth Rogen passes drug test

Seth Rogen passes drug test

According to an anonymous Hollywood studio executive, actor/comedy-writer Seth Rogen recently passed a mandatory drug test which was required for an upcoming role. The negative THC results surprised studio management due to Rogen's well-known mar...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over

Snoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- During an exclusive interview with TMZ, Rapper, Actor, and Entrepreneur, Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) has admitted that his long struggle with glaucoma is finally over. "I'm just glad this shizzle is finally over, I...
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Funny story: 'Chill, brothers!' Obama tells insurgents, sends 300 Colorado marijuana consultants to Baghdad

'Chill, brothers!' Obama tells insurgents, sends 300 Colorado marijuana consultants to Baghdad

Washington - Their mission to open dozens of Weed-Cupcake-U-Like pop-up boutiques in downtown Baghdad will cater to Iraqis' notorious congenital cannabis deficiencies, something World Health Organization shrinks are blaming for current sectarian stri...
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Funny story: GOP Concedes 2016 Presidential Election

GOP Concedes 2016 Presidential Election

Washington D.C. - The Republican Party released a statement today conceding the 2016 Presidential election to the Democratic Party. GOP Chairman Reince Priebus first released a written statement at 8 a.m. EST, then two hours later spoke at a press co...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs smokes a joint with King Louis!

Ryan Giggs smokes a joint with King Louis!

Ryan Giggs was spotted leaving a Dutch coastal hotel and flying as high as a local kyte-surfer after smoking a joint or two with King Louis van Gaal. Smoke got in their eyes as they discussed Man United's dreadful season and how the pair of them c...
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Funny story: Dutch illuminate their streets with glow-in-the dark paint!

Dutch illuminate their streets with glow-in-the dark paint!

The innovative Dutch have gone ahead with a plan to illuminate their streets with paint and do away with lamps. The paint glows in the dark and shines in a green neon colour that they hope will attract aliens in their UFO's to land there. The inve...
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Funny story: The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

TOPEKA, Kansas - After the governor of Kansas received several petitions asking that marijuana be legalized in the state he decided to put the matter into the hands of the Kansas Senate. State Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita], staunchly opp...
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Funny story: The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

BOULDER - It is no secret that since January 1, 2014, when the Marijuana Law went into effect in Colorado the state has seen a tremendous increase in happy people. When Governor John Hickenlooper signed the bill making it legal to buy and use pot...
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Funny story: A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

DENVER - One of the most popular state senators in Colorado, Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just announced that he is now the proud owner of a marijuana shop. The senator has just purchased The Weedeaters Weed Shop from its owner had to m...
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Funny story: A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed the owners of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs that they have just set a state record. The governor met with Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello, owner of the diner and inf...
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Funny story: Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

DENVER - The airport at Denver has just added what is being hailed as the most unique airport passengers waiting room in the entire nation. Washburn Bookbottom, who is the director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport announced to th...
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Funny story: The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service. Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...
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Funny story: A Colorado Group Wants A New More Modern Marijuana Related State Slogan

A Colorado Group Wants A New More Modern Marijuana Related State Slogan

DENVER - A Colorado group calling itself the Friends of Pot (FOP) is circulating petitions around the campuses of every college and university located in the state. Donna Fay Keystone, who is the state director of the Denver based FOP organization...
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Funny story: Pot-Flavored Wedding Cakes Are All The Rage In Colorado

Pot-Flavored Wedding Cakes Are All The Rage In Colorado

ASPEN - Destin Buttonboldt owner of The Baker's Dozen Bakery Shop has hit upon a new idea that he says has turned his little Aspen bakery into Fort Knox. Buttonboldt said that a friend of his suggested that he make pot-laced wedding cakes. He q...
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Funny story: Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver. The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...
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Funny story: A Colorado Dump Truck Owner Sells Pot From His Truck

A Colorado Dump Truck Owner Sells Pot From His Truck

DURANGO, Colorado - Dump truck owner Roy "Trucky" Finnflick says that he never realized when he purchased his 2009 dump truck that he would end up using it to haul and sell marijuana. Roy spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that he can...
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Funny story: Prostitutes In Pueblo, Colorado Are Reportedly Acceptiing Marijuana In Lieu of Cash

Prostitutes In Pueblo, Colorado Are Reportedly Acceptiing Marijuana In Lieu of Cash

PUEBLO, Colorado - A member of The Pueblo City Council has just informed the public that they've learned that prostitutes working the downtown area of Pueblo have developed a new payment method. It appears that the streetwalkers are now accepting...
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Funny story: 83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

DENVER - The state of Colorado has just announced that Sophie Higginwax of Denver is the oldest pot shop owner in the entire state of Colorado. The 83-year-old great-grandmother has just purchased The Grass Is Always Greener Marijuana Shop in down...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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