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Funny story:  The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

TOPEKA, Kansas - After the governor of Kansas received several petitions asking that marijuana be legalized in the state he decided to put the matter into the hands of the Kansas Senate. State Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita], staunchly opp...
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Funny story:  The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

BOULDER - It is no secret that since January 1, 2014, when the Marijuana Law went into effect in Colorado the state has seen a tremendous increase in happy people. When Governor John Hickenlooper signed the bill making it legal to buy and use pot...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

DENVER - One of the most popular state senators in Colorado, Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just announced that he is now the proud owner of a marijuana shop. The senator has just purchased The Weedeaters Weed Shop from its owner had to m...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed the owners of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs that they have just set a state record. The governor met with Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello, owner of the diner and inf...
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Funny story:  Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

DENVER - The airport at Denver has just added what is being hailed as the most unique airport passengers waiting room in the entire nation. Washburn Bookbottom, who is the director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport announced to th...
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Funny story:  The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service. Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Group Wants A New More Modern Marijuana Related State Slogan

A Colorado Group Wants A New More Modern Marijuana Related State Slogan

DENVER - A Colorado group calling itself the Friends of Pot (FOP) is circulating petitions around the campuses of every college and university located in the state. Donna Fay Keystone, who is the state director of the Denver based FOP organization...
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Funny story:  Pot-Flavored Wedding Cakes Are All The Rage In Colorado

Pot-Flavored Wedding Cakes Are All The Rage In Colorado

ASPEN - Destin Buttonboldt owner of The Baker's Dozen Bakery Shop has hit upon a new idea that he says has turned his little Aspen bakery into Fort Knox. Buttonboldt said that a friend of his suggested that he make pot-laced wedding cakes. He q...
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Funny story:  Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver. The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Dump Truck Owner Sells Pot From His Truck

A Colorado Dump Truck Owner Sells Pot From His Truck

DURANGO, Colorado - Dump truck owner Roy "Trucky" Finnflick says that he never realized when he purchased his 2009 dump truck that he would end up using it to haul and sell marijuana. Roy spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that he can...
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Funny story:  Prostitutes In Pueblo, Colorado Are Reportedly Acceptiing Marijuana In Lieu of Cash

Prostitutes In Pueblo, Colorado Are Reportedly Acceptiing Marijuana In Lieu of Cash

PUEBLO, Colorado - A member of The Pueblo City Council has just informed the public that they've learned that prostitutes working the downtown area of Pueblo have developed a new payment method. It appears that the streetwalkers are now accepting...
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Funny story:  83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

DENVER - The state of Colorado has just announced that Sophie Higginwax of Denver is the oldest pot shop owner in the entire state of Colorado. The 83-year-old great-grandmother has just purchased The Grass Is Always Greener Marijuana Shop in down...
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Funny story:  Pueblo's Porno Supermarket Closes and Reopens As The Big Dipper Pot Shop

Pueblo's Porno Supermarket Closes and Reopens As The Big Dipper Pot Shop

PUEBLO, Colorado - Pueblo's TV Channel 101 has just run a story about one of the oldest pornographic video supermarket stores in The Rocky Mountain State. Channel 101, known as The Big Snowball, reported that the Porno Supermarket located just sou...
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Funny story:  The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

COLORADO SPRINGS - The administrative board of The United States Air Force Academy has stated that even though the purchase and use of marijuana is legal in the state that does not apply to the Air Force Academy campus. A spokesperson for the coll...
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Funny story:  Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

TULSA, Oklahoma - Dr. Phil flew into Tulsa to visit with a man who was his barber back in his high school days. Dr. Phil said that Diego Shimshicky not only was a fantastic barber but he had the best "Glossy Magazines" of any barbershop in the cit...
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Funny story:  Denver Opens Its First Drive Thru Marijuana Shop

Denver Opens Its First Drive Thru Marijuana Shop

DENVER - Colorado state Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] presided at the ribbon cutting ceremonies at The Wacky Weed Pot Shop. Ollie Rushmill, owner of the Wacky Weed, is the first pot shop owner in Colorado to have a drive-thru window at his m...
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Funny story:  Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

BOULDER, Colorado - On January 1, 2014, the state of Colorado made it legal to purchase and use marijuana. And now several marijuana shop owners have come forward and stated that they have found that women who smoke an average of 3 marijuana joint...
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Funny story:  Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce has just announced a new marijuana-related business venture. Pixie Dizzdickens, 43, with the Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce stated that she has just learned that a total of 13 Color...
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