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Funny story: Stormy Weather

Stormy Weather

Have you ever had a storm named after you? If so, and you are still alive to read this story, consider yourself lucky. Only 3% of the people who have storms named after them live to tell about it. Weather (pun intended), it is a winter storm, a hurricane, a tornado, or anything else, those people who have had the misfortune of a storm using their name, usually suffer weird and unexplained death...
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Funny story: Water, water everywhere, but none to drink - Especially in the US!

Water, water everywhere, but none to drink - Especially in the US!

Jaggedone's CIA HQ in downtown Las Vegas has just received this environ-mental doomsday warning from a parched weather man lost in the Great Basin Desert, and here it is : The US will experience more droughts in the coming years than the Sahara Deser...
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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Climate Change

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Climate Change

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA - The world famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, made his annual appearance today, kind of saw his shadow, and proclaimed to America that there will be six more weeks of climate change. We spoke to Phil about his celebrity status and the pressure of accurately predicting the weather to hundreds of millions each year: Good morning, Phil. How's it going? "Oh hey, welcome to my...
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Funny story: Winter storm slams Wyoming, but It doesn't matter because nobody lives there

Winter storm slams Wyoming, but It doesn't matter because nobody lives there

Wyoming was walloped by a behemoth of a winter storm, which included ice, snow, and freezing rain that coated the countryside with inches of impenetrable accumulation. Fortunately, it had no effect, since nobody lives in Wyoming. "We wouldn't eve...
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Funny story: Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Weather forecaster Eli Kari Gjengedali broke a world record for the longest forecast by riding atop a tornado which swirled from Atla, through Harstad where the tornado built up strength. It then carried her through Bodø, down through Saltfjellet-Sv...
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Funny story: Cold Weather Proof of Global Warming

Cold Weather Proof of Global Warming

Leading climatologists in Denmark say that the past long cold winter is yet another sign of global warming. Sigge Ennes from the University of Copenhagen says that the trend is now irreversible. "Higher levels of CO2 in the atmosphere from mankind bu...
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Funny story: Watermelon Sized Hail Pounds Hackensack, New Jersey

Watermelon Sized Hail Pounds Hackensack, New Jersey

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Meteorologists in the Garden State of New Jersey report that watermelon sized hail pounded the city of Hackensack for 17 minutes. Luckily for the citizens of the city, the hailstorm hit at 2:39 am and there were no reporte...
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Funny story: Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

LOS ANGELES - Weather experts on the West Coast have been working pretty much 24/7 as earthquakes have been hitting California at an alarming rate. One elderly resident of El Segundo, Fionna F. Rushriddle, 86, told news reporters that one of the q...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

WASILLA, Alaska - The Undisputed Queen of The Geographical Boo-Boo's, Sarah Palin has struck again. This time "Snowflake" Palin told a reporter for American Spotlight Magazine that the Lower 48 states Winter has definitely been a harsh one. She...
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Funny story: The Klondike Polar Vortex Could End Up Freezing The Atlantic Ocean

The Klondike Polar Vortex Could End Up Freezing The Atlantic Ocean

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has issued a severe winter snow storm warning for an area from the Dakotas all the way Eastward to New England. The report states that The Klondike Polar Vortex could cause some temperatur...
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Funny story: U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late last week, In a radical move to assist the Western U.S. in drought alleviation, the federal government issued solicitation for bids for attracting rain and snow clouds. Keenan Rodriguez, a spokesman for the National Oceanic...
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Funny story: Waterways Agency hunt for missing canals

Waterways Agency hunt for missing canals

With the recent devastating flooding across the south of England, the Waterways Agency have requested help from the government to locate hundreds of miles of missing canals. "We thought we knew where they were," said Walter Way, head of Canal main...
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Funny story: Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

ATLANTA, Georgia - Meteorologists throughout the Peach State of Georgia are warning state residents that big bad Snowzilla is on her way. Thick layers of ice up to 2-feet thick are being predicted and some estimates expect as much as 19 inches of...
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Funny story: Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

The Met Office has announced a new naming convention for storms, after experts ran out of common names, and then words in the English dictionary last week. A spokesman admitted, "We have cycled through three 'tropical storm Ruth's over the last 6...
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Funny story: Massive Object of Many Colors Fills the Skies Over California

Massive Object of Many Colors Fills the Skies Over California

YOSEMITE PARK, CALIFORNIA - Tourists to this Sierra Nevada National Park expressed a mixture of fear and awe today as they witnessed the appearance of a massive object of many colors in the skies over Yosemite. The object extended completely across...
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Funny story: Cold weather halts flatulence study

Cold weather halts flatulence study

Scientists conducting experiments measuring the speed of the "wind from a duck's ass", had to stop their work due to cold weather. "Every time the duck farted, it was so cold the fart froze in place. We could not get an accurate reading to study...
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Funny story: Scientists Agree Climate Change Can't Be Real Because It's Cold

Scientists Agree Climate Change Can't Be Real Because It's Cold

CINCINNATI, OH. - Scientists have held a conference to declare what everyone is thinking: global warming is a hoax. "It's cold today, and it has been for several days in a row now. How can we say that the planet is warming? It makes no sense." sa...
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Funny story: Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Weather Service is instructing all United States weathermen and meteorologists to stop stating the wind chill factor in their weather reports. The FWS has said that it is already damn cold enough and people are alrea...
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