Spring has refused to apologise for going on strike in Britain this year, instead citing immigrants, an unfortunate bout of Hepatitis B and government temperature cuts as a valid excuse for no longer giving a fuck whether elderly couples can drink Pi...
MIAMI - LeBron "The Weatherman" James has just shown that not only is he a fantastic basketball player, but he is also one top rate weatherman.
LeBron posted an Instagram of flooded streets in Miami and it was picked up by The National Weather Ser...
After complaints that the BBC's latest attempts to get across how cold it is are worse than useless, the BBC have turned to professor Cryan Box for permission to use his vague temperature scale.
In the past, the BBC told people what the temperatur...
We have all heard of the Pennsylvania Groundhog that predicts future weather patterns on Groundhog day but the Irish also have a weather predictor known as the "First Leprechaun".
Every St. Bridget's Day, 1st of February, the first Leprechaun of...
CHICAGO - According to The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, the name Nemo has just surpassed the names Liam, Noah and Mason as the most popular new male baby name in the United States.
Bagby B. Buckleybox, a rep...
In a shock announcement today, a previously unknown scientist is a surprise late addition to the New Year's Honours list, receiving an OBE for services to the nation.
Paul Montgomery, 31, from Pewsey, revealed he had fitted snow tyres to his car...
Due to a series of warm winters in which snowfall has been below average, rationing of snow and ice will be introduced throughout the south of England this month. Although some snow is expected to fall this week, it is not expected to be enough to re...
Our meterlogical corresspondent has let us all down this Christmas. The weather is getting better and the rivers are going down.
We are having to rely on yesterday's pictures of floods and impassable roads.
However you can turn to people being...
The current state of the UK weather is hardly news. Each day we are regaled (literally) with more accounts of torrential rain, howling winds and damaged property.
But to research a story that may well have slipped under the radar, The Spoof has be...
Sheffield remains the only city in the UK not to be submerged under at least an inch of water, leading major map manufacturers to redraw the island of the UK as just a small blob near the Isle of Man with a few scattered islands around it.
"The wh...
WICHITA, Kansas - Two of the Midwest's most popular and experienced tornado chasers, Sterling Vittybird, 27, and Tranquillo Razzle, 24, recently got caught up in their work.
The two were on Interstate 35, chasing a category 6 tornado that had form...
If Hurricane Sandy causes death in the next two days, God forbid, TV meteorologists will have blood on their hands.
"Catastrophic damage," "historic," "worst-case scenario": Death and destruction all but guaranteed to all within broadcast range.
For a week in 2011, you told us how Hurricane Irene was to deliver us the End of Days, and she turned out to be nothing special.
And now people a...
A top television weatherman has sensationally blown the lid on the secrets behind the industry, to the shock of executives and colleagues alike.
The weatherman, who wishes to remain anonymous, so in keeping with his wishes we'll give him the rando...
Those plucky Brits have been warned this week to batten down the hatches and prepare themselves for prolonged outbreaks of mild weather.
Forecasters predict that the skies will probably be grey, and that gentle breezes will probably blow sporadic...
Due to the heavy rain forecast for the London Olympics, changes are having to be made to some of the events. This has meant that Usain Bolt will no longer be competing in the hundred metre sprint, and will instead be competing in the hundred metre bu...
London fashion week has been stunned by the range of summer gear from the fashionistas of Europe when the catwalk models paraded down the catwalk in thick fur-lined parkas.
"It's a great look," said Gok Wan, who was at the Fashion show showing off...
Horley man, Mr Mann left his family and friends shocked and distraught on Wednesday when according to his wife he was in the garden demonstrating to the kids the traditional Maori "haka" when the wind suddenly changed and his face got stuck.
Our r...
If there's one thing I can't stand it's the Olympics. Another thing I can't stand is all this talk about the weather. You know, 'Oh how terrible the weather is, you wouldn't think it was June', that kind of talk. The other week I was in a shop buying some picture hooks when I heard the woman behind the counter saying 'isn't the weather dreadful? You wouldn't know it was June'. Apart from the fact...