WASHINGTON, D.C. - The pentagon announced today they are developing a new gender specific weapon, the Battle Purse, for female combat soldiers to use on battlefields.
Nine Star General Forrest Whitehead, told a news conference, "Our female combat...
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If I wake up hearing the birds happily chirping their hearts out and I want to get up and rip their tiny asshole hearts out, it's going to be a shitty day.
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In the light of the recent Cucumber attacks in Germany we understand that tests and experiments are being carried out in secret, using vegetables.
Using minority groups as test subjects, they are being exposed to various vegetables being used with...
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