WASHINGTON, D.C. - The pentagon announced today they are developing a new gender specific weapon, the Battle Purse, for female combat soldiers to use on battlefields.
Nine Star General Forrest Whitehead, told a news conference, "Our female combat...
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Using minority groups as test subjects, they are being exposed to various vegetables being used with...
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