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Funny story:  Obama In Duel With The NRA  And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Obama In Duel With The NRA And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting between President Obama and NRA leader Wayne LaPierre when they met at a press conference in New York this afternoon. After a long standing feud (minus guns but about guns) between the two for...
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Funny story:  "I See Dead People!" Causes Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

"I See Dead People!" Causes Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly burdened by the fear of having helped to suppress laws that would have controlled the guns that have been ravaging American society. Knowing that he was instrumental in...
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Funny story:  Wayne LaPierre:  "Guns Don't Kill People. Crazy Fucks with Guns Kill People."

Wayne LaPierre: "Guns Don't Kill People. Crazy Fucks with Guns Kill People."

Amid renewed talk of more stringent background checks after the latest massacre at the Washington D. C. Navy Yard, Wayne LaPierre was seen walking around the capitol, with his pockets bursting with congressmen and women, quipping to a reporter: "Gun...
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Funny story:  Gun Companies Realize More Profit Made Being Patriotic To The Taliban Than To The U.S.

Gun Companies Realize More Profit Made Being Patriotic To The Taliban Than To The U.S.

A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of the United States Corporate industry. A huge surge has come about in the number of guns and ammunition being clandestinely sold to the Mid East terror organization Al Queda.
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Funny story:  Florida OKs Hand Grenades for "Stand-Your-Ground" Defense

Florida OKs Hand Grenades for "Stand-Your-Ground" Defense

Special to TPN - Florida Governor Rick Scott today signed into law an expansion of his state's controversial "Stand-Your-Ground" statute 776.013. Those with so-called "carry" permits for handguns will be allowed to conceal on their persons not more t...
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Funny story:  Looking at NRA's LaPierre As a Child Explains His Present Day Extremism

Looking at NRA's LaPierre As a Child Explains His Present Day Extremism

A recent biography of NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre shows light on his character that reveals why he is so rabid on the topic of gun control. The President of Vice of the largest gun organization has been often in the news lately due to his extremist anti-governmental outlook and his opposition to any and all laws on firearms. The new book entitled 'LaPierre- Assault Mouth', contains the following...
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Funny story:  With Much Fanfare, the NRA Releases Its Version of the New Testament

With Much Fanfare, the NRA Releases Its Version of the New Testament

The NRA today released its new translation of the New Testament, based heavily on the King James Version. Said NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre of the new translation: "We believe this new version of the New Testament will more accurately reflect the Second Amendment principles the United States and the nation of Israel were founded upon." What follows is an excerpt from the new translation, called,...
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Funny story:  "Armageddon---Half the fun is getting there," says LaPierre

"Armageddon---Half the fun is getting there," says LaPierre

Wayne LaPierre, Chairman of the NRA spoke to a wildly enthusiastic crowd of supporters over the weekend. Speaking in front of a US flag as big as the state of Kansas, LaPierre exhorted his supporters to, "Stand up, put your baseball caps on backwards...
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Funny story:  North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Steps Up As New Spokesman For NRA

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Steps Up As New Spokesman For NRA

In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate a whole nation, the NRA has chosen North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to replace the nerdy Wayne LaPierre as their propaganda head. The NRA has long looked f...
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Funny story:  Wayne LaPierre Ousted As Representative Of NRA For Being Too 'Frenchy'.

Wayne LaPierre Ousted As Representative Of NRA For Being Too 'Frenchy'.

Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA has been removed from his position of Vice-President due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed to his having 'too Frenchy' a name. John Howitzer, Montana rancher and...
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Funny story:  NRA Holds America Hostage, Is Holed Up In Building Surrounded By Police

NRA Holds America Hostage, Is Holed Up In Building Surrounded By Police

Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate in North Carolina. Those eyes belong to Wayn...
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Funny story:  National Rat Association Wants To Disassociate Itself From NRA

National Rat Association Wants To Disassociate Itself From NRA

The National Rat Association, an organization created and run by the rat population of the United States of America, is doing a big publicity campaign to disassociate itself from the notorious National Rifle Association who share the same abbreviated...
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Funny story:  NRA To Use Making 'Puppy Eyes' A New Tactic To Ingratiate Themselves With The American Public

NRA To Use Making 'Puppy Eyes' A New Tactic To Ingratiate Themselves With The American Public

The NRA in its constant quest for keeping up a good image of itself, keeping guns in as many hands as possible, controlling the minds of the public and keeping a stranglehold on Congress has developed a new methodology for its dealing with the public...
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Funny story:  2023 - With Half Of America Shot NRA Still Doesn't Want Gun Control

2023 - With Half Of America Shot NRA Still Doesn't Want Gun Control

April 23, 2023 (Washington, D.C., or what is left of it.) - The National Rifle Association and Congress again face off against each other over the never ending debate over gun control. Once again it took a major massacre, this time the entire State o...
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Funny story:  "Guns don't kill people!  Old age kills people!"---Wayne LaPierre

"Guns don't kill people! Old age kills people!"---Wayne LaPierre

Wayne LaPierre, head of the NRA, held a press conference this morning to make a major announcement. His Face flushed and obviously excited, he gripped a sheaf of papers and took the podium. He began: "Guns don't kill people! Old age kills people...
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Funny story:  Beavis, Butthead Steal Car, Shoot Out Wayne LaPierre's Windshield

Beavis, Butthead Steal Car, Shoot Out Wayne LaPierre's Windshield

Beavis and Butthead were taken into custody today after they allegedly stole a car, purchased an unregistered weapon at a gun show, then used it to shoot out the windshield of Wayne LaPierre's car, according to a police report. The actors are best...
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Funny story:  NRA Members Suffering From Selective Hearing Disorder - I SAID, "NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER"!

NRA Members Suffering From Selective Hearing Disorder - I SAID, "NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER"!

Scientists have begun a study of NRA members who seem to have a vacillating hearing problem in which most of their die hard publicum hear certain things in clarity and then on others are fuzzy. "It is a really strange phenomena." stated Irving Ea...
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Funny story:  Teenage Boy Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre and Sean Hannity

Teenage Boy Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre and Sean Hannity

National Rifle Association CEO and gun-rights martyr Wayne LaPierre likely was not expecting to be shot at as he celebrated the day after Gun Appreciation Day by shooting off his mouth with Sean Hannity on the Fox Comedy Network. LaPierre said he...
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