Theo Walcott is also considering his future with Arsenal, as he enters the final year of his current deal.
Judging by internet forums and radio phone-ins, 60,000 supporters are also considering their future.
Tottenham are ready to listen to offers for Rafael van der Vaart, 29. A fee of £10m-plus is likely to be enough to capture the Dutch international attacking midfielde...
Roy Hodgson was left reeling last night after the fourth withdrawal to his Euro 2012 squad.
Gary Cahill, with a broken jaw from saturdays 1-0 win over Belgium, joins midfielders Frank Lampard (thigh), Gareth Barry (abdomen) and goalkeeper John Rud...
The English FA today announced a multi-million pound investment in a brand new centre of Handshaking as they admitted that English football has fallen behind the world in pre-match handshaking.
FA Director of fence sitting, Sir Trevor Fencing CBE...
Macclesfield striker Benjy Mills says he is shocked by the amount of free time he now has after turning professional.
The 22-year-old joined from non-league side Nantwich Town last week and made his debut in the 2-1 defeat by Torquay.
London - (Gonads): The couple have attended a Royal Courts Of Justice Family Division hearing amid fears that Spoof writer Queen Mudder's 1st February DNA report might conceivably carry a smidgen of accuracy.
Ms Perroncel's deposition states that...
Just as the furore surrounding Wayne Bridge's refusal to shake hands with John Terry at Stamford Bridge last Sunday appeared to be dying a natural death as a news story, Susan Boyle has piped in with her two pennyworth.
Nobody was quite sure what...
Wayne Bridge is convinced he did the right thing by avoiding John Terry's hand at Stamford Bridge on Saturday.
Wayne was quite aware where Terry has had his hand in the past (down the knickers of his partner, Miss Perroncel!) and thought it wouldn...
Banzai the television programme where people bet on the outcome of strange bets is to make a comeback in the near future.
Banzai still has a cult falling and people can see clips of the TV series on You Tube and on lots of Banzai Blogs on the inte...
Wayne Bridge has pulled out! The left back says he does not want to shoot and he has opted for spilling it on the City of Manchester turf. "I don't want sloppy seconds. Ashley Cole, John Terry, all the others, they've all got stuck in before me. The...
The world of football was rocked to its foundations today with the shock dropping of Chelsea Left Back, Ashley Cole, from the Girls Aloud 5-A-Side competition.
Cole, who shares a name with fellow Chelsea player, Joe, was dropped after straying off...
London - (Off Side Mess): "I'm no water under the Wayne bridge!" the mystery son of a Russian oligarch told reporters today.
Waving an alleged 1997 Chelsea Registry Office wedding certificate the wannabe Perroncel spouse said his 'wife' Vanessa 'b...
London - (Offside Mess): A spectacular John Terry own goal has landed in England coach Fabio Capello's red card In tray.
DNA swabs from Vanessa Perroncel's three year old son Jaydon all point to a St Valentine's Day 2006 conception.
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