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Scary Convicted Celebrity Haunted House Opens in Waxwork Museum

Funny story: Scary Convicted Celebrity Haunted House Opens in Waxwork Museum

An extremely bad taste haunted walk attraction has opened in Madame Tossard's Chamber of Horrors in London. Having to compete with The London Dungeon and various other scary museums, Mme Tossard's has sexed up its act. Mme Tossard, the C.E.O. tol...

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Tussaud's drama as Harry goes and "loves" himself

Funny story: Tussaud's drama as Harry goes and "loves" himself

Prince Harry has incurred the wrath of his grandmother The Queen after a drunken argument with brother William ended in outlandish embarrassment. 'It all started last night over dinner at the Palace,' recounted Harry, from his hospital bed. 'Golde...

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London Mayor Boris Johnson to be replaced by his own waxwork

Funny story: London Mayor Boris Johnson to be replaced by his own waxwork

With the Olympics in full swing, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, is being called on to be at a dozen photo-shoots a day, and even with the Olympic cycle lanes in London he is finding it impossible to get to every engagement on time. Instead, Madam Tu...

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Palace Inquest As Waxwork Dummies Perform Royal Visit

Buckingham Palace has reluctantly admitted that a Royal Visit didn't feature Prince William or Kate Middleton, but in actual fact their waxwork replicas. Suspicions were aroused when officials noticed the pair were unusually quiet and unco-operati...

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Colonel Gadaffi found in Madam Tussauds

Funny story: Colonel Gadaffi found in Madam Tussauds

Ousted Libyan leader Colonel Gadaffi has finally been located in Blackpool in Madam Tussauds. "We were very surprised to find him there," said Richard Tussaud (no relation, surprisingly), manager of Madam Tussauds Blackpool. "We never twigged for...

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Justin Bieber Waxwork Put In Compromising Position, Whilst Star Wears Socks In A Bath Of Baked Beans And Goldfish, Eating Chilli While Charlie Sheen Looks On From A Deckchair

Funny story: Justin Bieber Waxwork Put In Compromising Position, Whilst Star Wears Socks In A Bath Of Baked Beans And Goldfish, Eating Chilli While Charlie Sheen Looks On From A Deckchair

Pop-star Justin Bieber was honoured earlier this year, when a waxwork model of the young superstar was unveiled, much to the joy of his adoring fans. The famous house of wax celebrities where his effigy stands suffered a break in last night, thou...

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Simon Cowell is Really A Wax Dummy

Funny story: Simon Cowell is Really A Wax Dummy

Simon Cowell had recently started to look more and more plastic. He has no expression and his face is frozen into a sneering snarl. He has the same expression if he is happy or sad. It is fitting that he is thinking of making a movie about the life of Jordan and Peter Andre and the ill-fated Alex Reid. Katie Price looks like a little girl's Barbie Doll. Peter Andre has an action man look...

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Lady Gaga waxwork savaged by dogs

Funny story: Lady Gaga waxwork savaged by dogs

Madam Toussard's have simultaneously unveiled their latest Waxwork at all six of their exhibits in London, Tokyo, New York, Madrid, Paris and Blackpool. Each one has been dressed differently, with weird and wacky hats and an array of excellent qua...

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Pete Doherty And Peaches Geldof Unveil New London Waxworks

Funny story: Pete Doherty And Peaches Geldof Unveil New London Waxworks

Much excitement today at the Dungeons Of London horror/wax museum as Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty, and 'not sure exactly what it is I do for a living, but Saint Bob's me dad' star Peaches Geldof unveiled waxwork likenesses of themselves this mo...

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Local Ear Wax Museum Branded 'Disgusting'

Funny story: Local Ear Wax Museum Branded 'Disgusting'

A new museum featuring lifelike impressions of famous people created entirely using ear wax has been branded "disgusting" and "vomit inducing". Visitors to Blackpool's Museum of Ear Wax are welcomed with sculptures created from ear effluent of Jad...

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Fergie Waxed by Blears

Funny story: Fergie Waxed by Blears

News has just reached us that Fergie, the author of the books about Budgie the Helicopter is to have her wax-work melted to form Hazel Blears. The popular former wife of Prince 'Randy Andy' Andrew has not been in the news lately, so it was felt th...

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Obama Statue at Madame Tussaud's Keeps Moving to the Left

Funny story: Obama Statue at Madame Tussaud's Keeps Moving to the Left

London England-Call it "The Mysterious Case of The Moving Statue". A wax figurine of Barrack Obama can't seem to stay in one place here at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. Crews first noticed that the statue had moved a few days after it was installed in...

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Naked Obama Waxwork Unveiled

Funny story: Naked Obama Waxwork Unveiled

London, England - London's most famous tourist attraction, Madame Tussauds, has launched its latest wax-works exhibition, featuring newly-elected American President, Barack Obama as its main attraction. Never shying away from controversy, Madame...

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Britney Spears Poses for Madame Tussot's Wax Museum

Funny story: Britney Spears Poses for Madame Tussot's Wax Museum

Britney Spears has finally agreed to sign a contract for the formal pose and measurement process to enter the famous wax museum exhibit. Madame Tussot museum curator, Hans Sticken discussed the process with "E" Entertainment News over the week...

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Failed 1944 plot to assassinate Hitler bombs again in Berlin

Funny story: Failed 1944 plot to assassinate Hitler bombs again in Berlin

Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg rose from the dead Saturday to pay his admission fee for the opening of Berlin's Madame Tussauds museum and visit the controversial waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler sulking in his Führerbunker beneath the...

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Waxwork Pupppet Monarch beheaded in Berlin

Funny story: Waxwork Pupppet Monarch beheaded in Berlin

Berlin - (Oswald Mosely Mess): A wax figure of Hitler's daughter dressed in full ceremonial regalia of the Order of the Gutter has been found decapitated at Madame Tussaud's newly opened Berlin branch.

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Madame Tussauds Refuse Gordon Brown

Funny story: Madame Tussauds Refuse Gordon Brown

Madame Tussauds have refused to commission a waxwork of Gordon Brown at "this moment in time".

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Paris Hilton Immortalised

Funny story: Paris Hilton Immortalised

A wax effigy of Paris Hilton, complete in prison garb, is to go on display in Madame Tussauds "Chamber of Horrors".

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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