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British parliament to employ Watson to prevent deviancy

Funny story: British parliament to employ Watson to prevent deviancy

The British parliament is ready to implement a crime prevention program that employs several thousand Watson computers that will serve as legal counsel for British citizens that walk the streets. After having success with the CCTV security system...

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Lurid Details Emerge In Siri, Watson Stalking Case.

Funny story: Lurid Details Emerge In Siri, Watson Stalking Case.

IBM's Watson has been accused by Apple's Siri of stalking and sexual harassment and her creators are seeking a multi-billion dollar judgement against IBM. After police refused to file charges in a bizarre and highly publicized case, Apple's Siri t...

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Watson Computer to Aide Society with Legal Issues

Funny story: Watson Computer to Aide Society with Legal Issues

IBM is set to create an artificial lawyer, using the Watson computer, to help aide society with their legal problems. The Watson Law TR3 will be the first computer of it's kind that's capable of connecting real life situations to legal outcomes a...

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Bubba Watson, Dr. Watson, and IBM Computer Watson Star in New TV Show

Funny story: Bubba Watson, Dr. Watson, and IBM Computer Watson Star in New TV Show

It's a Reality Show. Its name, you ask? The Three Watsons, of course! Early reports say that the three celebs are having a difficult time getting along with each other. No problem, experts say, as controversy fuels Reality TV. But maybe not...

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IBM Computer Watson Announces He's Available for College Commencement Speeches

Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Announces He's Available for College Commencement Speeches

Fresh from his victory on the game show "Jeopardy," he told the world at a press conference yesterday that he's ready for his next challenge: stepping up to the podium to give commencement speeches. So far, there are no invitations. But Watson...

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IBM Computer Watson Gets His Own Reality Show

Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Gets His Own Reality Show

Okay, he isn't a real person. But that didn't stop TV executives from giving him a reality show on the new Reality network. Called "I am the Smartest," the show will be filmed in NY and will feature folks from all walks of life attempting to s...

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Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

Funny story: Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

IBM is at it again. But this time their target for domination isn't aimed at nerdy trivia buffs or intimidating chess masters, its electronic jaws are chomping at the bit to take a megabyte out of sweet innocent little children. The big story in...

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IBM's Watson to Go on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here'

LONDON - Watson was being approached by Britain's ITV (locally known as the channel for low-brow or to watch when there's nothing on the BBC), to star on a new series of the 'hit' show. The show, which pits celebrities against each other to be the...

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Watson Dominates 'Jeopardy', Now It's Missing

Funny story: Watson Dominates 'Jeopardy', Now It's Missing

Watson, the brilliant IBM supercomputer, may need a refresher course on United States geography although he beat the humans badly on Day 2. Now he is reported as missing. In its big battle against two human champions on the Tuesday episode of "Jeo...

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IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

Watson may be a genius, but even geniuses don't always know how to behave. Reports are that Watson, after besting two champions on the game show "Jeopardy," turned out to be an obnoxious bully at the celebratory party after the match. Not...

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IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

Funny story: IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

Yep, everybody's doin' it. Going virtual, that is. There's the IBM computer, Watson, that beat out two former champs (real, not virtual) in a trial run of a "Jeopardy" competition. Then there are some Florida classrooms populated by computers,...

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Dr. Watson Says IBM Computer Stole His Name

Funny story: Dr. Watson Says IBM Computer Stole His Name

Sherlock Holmes is trying to calm Dr. Watson down. No luck. As the IBM computer Watson (the company says it's named for IBM founder Thomas J. Watson) gets a lot of attention in the news for appearing as a contestant on the TV show Jeopardy, Dr. Wa...

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Sherlock Holmes and Watson Descend upon Liverpool in the case of the Seven Burglared Footballers

Funny story: Sherlock Holmes and Watson Descend upon Liverpool in the case of the Seven Burglared Footballers

While the Liverpudlian footballers are away, apparently the cat burglars are at play. Seven of the team's stars have had their homes robbed while they are on the traveling football circuit of away games. Scotland Yard told TheSpoof.com that rea...

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Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Funny story: Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, will apparently not be playing her anymore.

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