Watford FC today declared themselves to be in state of 'fucked up' after admitting the club may soon go into administration should they not raise the funds needed to stay alive.
Former club owner, and fudge-packer, Sir Elton John has declared his...
The Respect Programme, - the FA's programme of activities to combat unacceptable behaviour in football at every level - on the pitch and from the sidelines - is this morning in tatters, after a ridiculous blunder by the linesman in last weekend's Cha...
Senior executives from the definately not in trouble and 100% solvent Bradford and Bingley were spotted earlier today beating a path to leafy Watford. This tranquil Hertfordshire town which was once owned by Sir Elton John is also the home to the big...
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